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[–]Red_Woody 100 points101 points ago

[–]Little_bit_weirder 147 points148 points ago

Shhhhh.

I don't know why I made this.

This was not a good use of my time.

[–]Red_Woody 17 points18 points ago

I feel amazingly special that you showed that to me personally. I had to contain my laughter because it's late and I don't want to wake the house up. Thank you, anonymous stranger. You made my night.

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[–]imamonkeytoday -2 points-1 points ago

I̷͙̤̚͜ ͛̂̃̍̊ͣ̌͊҉͇̣̗̲͖f̡̛̱̫̞͚̏̄̃̃̓̉e̷͓̹̦ͭͮ̓͋͑͌ë̴̤̻̮́̏̊ͧ̓̈́̍́͜͞ḽ̸̙͈̰̠̱̱̭̱͒̒ͦ̓̇͢ ̭̹͓̙̰̼̊̆̚a̢̰͑m͛̿̓͊ͩ̈͏̤͈̯̼͚̥̦̕ạ̪̠͕͓͇̼ͭ̂ͪ̈̋z̲̞̤̝̟͔̭̉́͝ͅi̸̬̤ͣ̀͛ͬ̇͡n͇͎ͫ͡ͅģ͇̫́ͦͭ̓͆͗ͧͅl̝̣̘̝̫͌͂̀̕ỳ̛̦̣̘̤̜͍ͩ̔ͨͨͧI̸ͯ̓͂҉̧̱̼͈̮͔͈͇͖'̳̹̻̟̀̃̊͢ͅM̢̪̳̭͇͎̤̋̊̍̚ ̷̜͎̞̠͖̭̼̿̄͐͘s͇̥͎͙̯̭̐́̚͜ͅp̟͎̱͚ͥ͂̆̿̄́̾ͧ̚͘͟ḙ̒͛͒͘c̪̦͖̣̀̄̾͊̈́ͅī̐̾͑̌͐̑̔҉̺̮͙̦̰̮̫͞ͅą͈̙͗̌̀̏l̼̫̖ͥ̾͜ ̛̮͔̟̲̜ͦ̊ͯ̈́̔ͨ̍̚ẗ̻̘̩́͌̉ͨ͗͂ͫ̕ḫ̲̫̤̫͖͈̞̫̑̀̅̃͡͝a̢̠̬͚̣͔̖̐͌̆̀͛̚̚͝ͅt̗̲̭̥̘̩̖̓̅̋ͬ̚͠͠ ̤̣̰̰̤̳̳ͪ̃͂͢ͅy͓͈̞̬̳̣̲ͯ͡ơ̡̻̠̈́̐ͨ́͊ͧ͊ͧͤū̗̤͕̟̤ͭ̆ͣ̆̅̓̎͢ ̏ͫͣͩ͛҉̳̝̜̗̬͎ ̮̰̝̼͖͇͖̾̊͘s͎̩̭̺ͪ͊̄̒̚h͔̳̜̞̼̲̅̀ͥ̌̇̔̚o̴̧̫̪͖̥͚̬̥͕͗ͨͫͤ̐̒̑̂̚w̨̞̩̥̺̟̮̽̈́̀ͪͮ̽e̸̶͉̞͎͊̿ͧͧ̎͒̋d͚̗̩͓̬̹̺̤ͣͪͪ̅̽́̿͗ ̟͉̬̘̙͉̺̼̓̃̑̏͐̑̍̐̀t̴̫̻̗̞͑̓̋ḥ̣̦̗̣̮̣̰̂͞ǎ̠̯̦̰̱͕̯̓͒̂͞͝ͅt̨͇̮͔͈̫̓ͨͬͨͪ͘ ̡̨̞͚̆ͪ̈́͋̎̍̂̀͡t̞̯͉̭͈̯͍̾ͯ̽ͭ̚͞ǫ̴͙̪̣̿̏ͩ̂̅ ̧̞̈́͠m̯̝̠̼̳ͤ̉͐̾ͮ̚͘͠͠e̝̞̭̮̬̗͉͂́ͣ̉ ̵̫̲͙̳̭͉͓̫ͨ̊͞͠p̵̨̝͓̜͈̞̪̿̃̆ͣ̄̋ͯ̚̕e͙̜ͬ̂̾ͤ͐͊͜͞r͔̱͗s̷̨̻̻͈̳̟͉̝̞ͯ̏ͭ̈́ͣ͗̽ͧ͜ȍ̞͓͍̯͉͕̗̝ͭ̾̒̀n̤͓͙̜͙͌̿͗̀a̡̰̘̤̅̓̃ͧ͗̎̏͂̾͢͠l̯̪̫͂ͨl̵̻̘͍̱̜̲̯̻ͤ̽̌̓̓̂̏̈́ͨ͘y̢̛͈̥̩̼̯͋͌̍Ǧ̵̡̲̳̺̝̻̹͈̣̉̌O͔̞̲ͤ̀͐̂̐́ͭ͛N͉͖̝̗͎͖͐́ͤ͌ͫ͑͢͢N͔̙̫̩̤͖͒̕A̛̬̯̺͇͍ͥ̊ͬ͞.̸̨̖̱̯̙͙̬ͫ͆̌͜ ̷̶̰͕̱͚̩ͥ̽͊̄͟I̧̝̮̼̬͐ͪ͋ͦ̐̎́ ̨̊ͭ͑ͧ҉͍͔͇̦h̭̲̳̯̟̗͈͉͋̓͞ȧ̸̻͇̮͋͒̚͢ḑ̷̺̯̫͙̙̘ͤ͗͗̔̐͂͗̊ ̴̆̏͂́҉̠͕̘͙̙̠̟ț̯͈̂͐̈́́̚̕o͍̭̘̬̜̣͖̼̠͑̽ͮ͑͛ ̢̨͎̲͓͍͚̩̦̍̐̀̌͌͝ ̶̟̳͓̖̞̜͉͆̍͋̿͠Ḟ̵̧̩̭͕̺̹̗U̗ͮͦͦ͌ͣͦ͊̿͐͝C̬̣͕̑͌̊̔̀͞K̫̯̰̤̼͔͇̀ͨ̊̌̍̓̀ ̟͕̜͙̣̣͋͆̽̌ͦͬ̉ͧc̨̧͚̰͕̟ͤ̆̔o̗̤̦̥̻̬̲̝̽͌̃n̬̯̯̘̹͈̦̥̊̈̈̌́͟ṱ̙̥̔̉̕a̶̓ͨ̓҉̮̻͓͙̩̟̜̳̻i̲̩̭͔ͨͩ̎ͤ̐͌̌͝n̶͖̖̟̜͔̰̄ͨ̋̓ ̰̭̪̐̓̉m͍̯̬̜̂̀̑ͅy̌̋͐̑̇̀ͧ҉͚̺̤̬̫͚̹̪ ̣̭̦͙̹͖̘͍͛̇̌ͦ͌͑̍̓͡l̴͖̭̻͙̰͔̔̓̑ͣͥ̓̚i͒̾҉̮̮̖̻ͅq̡̬̖̦͉̮̮̇̀̿́̐ͧ͐̚͜ṷ͓͕͖̩͕͋̑͊ͬ̈́͠i̤̤͙̻̤͓͍̱̔̏͌̿͌ͭd̶̛̦̙̘̠ͯ̿͑ͫ̅͋͘ ̺̯̣̼ͦ̎̀̚s̶̠͖̠̤̩̱̩̊h̰̩̦̰ͤ͐ͫ͌̇͞ĩ̷̷͉̫͖̼̥̀t̘̟̝̂̑͐ͦ͊̆ͫͅ ̼̹̩̲̃̿̈́͒b̙̲̬̗̯̖̬͎͐̀͜͟ě̯ͬ̍c̯͈͎̥͎̼͉͙͋̃ͭͮ͘ä͙͈̟̎͌͒ͮ͝u̴̳̥͇̣̪̜ͫͥ͑ͮs̜͈̙̜̻̤͊ͪͪ̿͜e̶̖͓̬̦̲̱̻͓̩̔͋ͨ̓ͯ ̻̪̜͇͈̆ͪ̍̑ͪ̕͠͝i̖͔̩̙̬̥̩ͧ̽͐̄͢͡ẗ̵̰̥̭̣̼̬͎͙̩́͛͑̔̎̓̈́'̷̛͉̲̫̤̼̣̭͂̃ͨ̈́͟s̩͍̮͎̹̎̍̎̎̇ͣͥ͐͝ ̸̟̰̱̝̤̊̇̽̓ͭ̊̋͘͞ ̶͍͉̺̺̥̭͑͢ͅl̪͕̬̞͇͓̎ͩͨ̉̆̽ͩ͜a̧̦̫̦̖̦̬̖̋ͧ͌ͭ͂̕͡ͅt̸̹̪̦͖̤̗̣̮̳͂͐̉̆̒͝ê̻͎̠̆ͧ̌̍̾͜ͅ ̗͕̝̘̣ͯͮ̔̿͞a̠͇͙̘͚̙̘̗͛͂ͦ̑̅͆͑ͪ͜ͅn̵̖͔̲̎̆͛ͯͭ͑ḑ͐͊҉͍̦͚̙ ̶͖̻̼̬̀̊͞ ̺͎͖͕̇ͩ̂m̡̹̬͓̗̻̄̏͌͢y͍ͫ̍̀͠ ̼͈̽́̿ͦ͛̕͝p̡͔̯̪̽̂ͯ͌̎̅ͧ́̚ͅâ͓͎̖̜͙̖̜ͣͦͣ̈͟͞ͅr̷̫̰̯͍̫͚͎̗̝̊̊̀̂̚ȅ̓̃҉̷̩͙n̦̲̯͔̗̠͇͛͌͡͞t̙͈̖̱͉̟̟̺ͪͣ̃̋̇ͨͥ͠s͆͋͌ͤ̉͞҉̫ ̡̪͍̬̖̯͉͕̆̿̒ͬͬ̆́̉ͯ̀ ̊̓͌͊̽ͪͯ̉͏̖w̬̗͚͔̝ͫo͚̻̤̜͂ͬͩn̤̟͍̞̝͛ͥͬ'̖͔̓̈̚ͅt̢̝͙̮̰͍͈̯͎̀͆͊ͯ́͜Y̴̳̗͎͚̣̰̦͂̏̍ͥ̚ͅO̐̔̊̇ͫ̌̀҉̛̬̰̳̥̰̜ͅŲ̞͎͉̠̜͍͈ͨ̌R̽̒̏ͭͮͭ̈́͒҉͓̻̹͉̩̤̜ ͂̆̃̌͒͛̏͊͏̭̥̲̟̮͍̪̝b̪̗̲̳̯̝̈́̀ͥ̎͊̌̓e̡̢͔̙̬̩͂͗͛̊͑͊́ ̢͙̯̟̔ͮ̂̓͂̔̚͝ṵ̺̙̞̞͚͚̘̗͗ͧ̈̋ͮ̕ṕ̗̣̫͓̹̣̖͇͓ͩ̌͘ ̴̟̟͍̻̗͉ͣ͌ͫ̍͂ͅt̷̪͙͋̓̋̄̋ͩo̼͇̤̰̰͈͂͐͋͑ͨͣ̈́ ̗̻̘͈̱͉͈͐̌͂̅̒̈̒ͮ͟͜͠ ͒ͫ͛͐̋ͦ̓͞͏̳͍͉̘͎̬̗͈c̨͎͍͈̣̤̔͆̓͛ͫļ̶̸̝̱̠ͤͧ̾ͩ̑̿̄e̸̢̜͕̻̲̝̻͆a͉͉̭̮̯͆͐̿̏n̴̠̹͇ͣ̽̋̓ͯͬ̚̚͜ ̶̜͉̠̦͑̃͗́̿͝u̷̺̹ͦͯ̏ͨ͐͊͐ͅp̙̝̯̈ͭ̋ͪ ̞̻̻͔͓̬̰̯̃͗̊͗ẗ̶̘̟̳̘̯̳̊͆̂͐̕h̨͙̬̅ͯ̄̕e̖͕̘͚͈͈̱͉͒ͤ́̀ ̻͗͂͊͌̋ͫ̄́͜h̡͖̯̫̗̾̾ͣ̍o̷̢̧͚͈̲͛ù̈́͏̫̹̬̩͖̺̮͖s̸̨͙̤̳̟͕͕͖̥ͩ͊ͫ̓̒̚͠e̡̮͈̫ͤ.̨̳̝͈ͦ̽ͦ͐̿̓̐̒ ̧̹ͯͩ̑̊̂̅̄̀̾T̝̣̞̜̞̜́͐ͤ̈́͑ͅ ̈́́̋ͪ̀̀̃͏̜͕̘̤̻̤͇̖͙h̻͔̠̳͈̯̥͖̉̅̍͘ä̵̭̰͖̦̲̖́̓̒̐͆ṅ͙̯͚̠̋͌͒ͣ͘k̃ͯ̿̔̎̄͏̵̬̻̪̟̻̟̞̻ ̻̮͔̲̮̩̙ͮ̔ͥ̄̇͐̔ͦ̀̚̕y͙̱̖͖̯͎̆ͮ͢o̸̡̨̗͎ͪ͌̀̈́ͤu̧̹͕̮̭̬̽ͥͩ̓̊ͨ̆́ͅ,̱̟̹̲̠̖̤ͦ̓͛͒̐͌̔ͥ͞ ̮̯͈̮̩̤̺̜͌̃̍̐͗̕Sͦͥ̕͢͏̩̼̼̜͈̱̱Ị̛͙ͭ̌ͤ̉ͪ͒ͪŜ̼̭̤̮̰̟͠͞T͎͚̹̱͇̘͚̈́̊ͭ̌ͩE̴͓͓͉͍̬̎̕͜R̵̺̗͔̯̝̞̱ͮa͍̦͚͎̮͖̹ͦ̽͋̚̚͘͞ń͖͓̟̰͋̆̈́̔̍̅̓͢͟ͅǫ̹͍̗̤̉ͥ̕͠n̴͖͇̖͖͕̼̦̯̦̿͋͊̊͋͆͢͟y̞͎̥̮̭̑ͮ̑ͤͬ̂ͅm͉̍̆ȏ͋̉͊͑̑̔҉̹̤u̵̢͔͂͛̀s͉̪ͫͣ͗̋̃̾̓ͯ͗͘ ̗̤̳̻̰̻̳̻̠͋ͣ̍̔̓̑͆͢͟͠s͓͚͖͕͓̖͇͙ͪͅṫ̤̜ͪ̆̿r͎̗͓̭̠̩̥ͤͫ̂̎ͣ͋̀ȧ̸̗̆͢͡n̲̫ͭ̂͛̐͊ͣ͐g͕͍̹̺͔̩̮͎͈ͣ͆ͤ͝e̴̸̞̺̭͈̼͚̒ͣ̀̒̊̿r̢̘̮̙͊͊ͯͮ͟.̓̈̔̂̄̂҉̴̱̹̪̫͓̮̙̣̣ ̪̲ͭ̋͘Y̢̹͍̠̩͇̙̆̑ͣͥ̆͋o͔͇͍̹͍̯͗̔̓ͦ̊͒̕͢͠u̵̜̘̘̯ͪͬ͛ͨ̃ͤ̚̚ ̳̼̔̄͗m̖̭̻͍̭̟̟͑͆̒ä̧̧̗̝̮̗̙́̓͛ͨ̇͌͐͝d̥̞͚̜̯͓͇̹ͦͤ̽̊ͮ̓ē͇̭̘̮̹ͭ ͣ͐̀͏̝̣͇̗̭̥i̡̻̻̠̥͉̒͂ͫͭ͒ͭ̅͂ͣt̓̆ͦͣ͛̀́̌͗҉̬͈̲̩͔̹ ̹͇̤͚̼̰ͬͮ͋ͬ̅̌́̚͢r̢̙͕̼̱͓̹̯ͨ́̍ͩ͝i̶͈̣̟ͪͯ̇͒̔ͫ̄͜g̺̙̹̥̉͒ͤ̈́͘͡hͭ҉̹͇̠͇̩̝̟̟ṱ̞͒̿̊̋.͌̀͂̑͋̽͏̞͔̮̹̥

[–]imitator22 2 points3 points ago

Uh.. What?

[–]mikemcg 2 points3 points ago

I'm so glad you made that. It's so funny and I'm not sure why.

[–]roosters93 2 points3 points ago

well fuck me this was unexpected

[–]merkayluh 1 point2 points ago

well shit this was unexpected

FTFY

[–]roosters93 1 point2 points ago

that is very apt thankyou

[–]TheGentlemanAssassin 3 points4 points ago

your Name, that post, it all fits.

[–]skakruk 0 points1 point ago

Thank you , kind sir! Now it's even easier to masturbate to!

[–]IWantSpaceships 2 points3 points ago

Is there a reddit for "right in the childhood" posts" (other than /r/rule43 of course)?

[–]Red_Woody 5 points6 points ago

Do you mean rule 34?

[–]Strug-ga-ling 10 points11 points ago

I'm gonna try to walk this one off, but I might need medical attention later.

[–]Red_Woody 11 points12 points ago

Surely, the worst is yet to come.

[–]Mrfister25 5 points6 points ago

Surely, the worst is yet to cum.

FTFY

[–]Red_Woody 68 points69 points ago

[–]Let_It_Bleed 25 points26 points ago

1000 upvotes and they will fix him.

[–]HumpingHippo 5 points6 points ago

Oh, you're right. They'll cover him right up.

[–]Red_Woody 2 points3 points ago

Toss a blanket over his face and call it a day?

[–]Red_Woody 3 points4 points ago

Sponsored by Reddit medical center.

[–]goodguyleon 2 points3 points ago

This one will take far more than 1000 upvotes.

[–]Red_Woody 1 point2 points ago

You're just being modest.

[–]Let_It_Bleed 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, maybe 2000 or even 3000, but you want to keep it reasonable for the people.

[–]ohnowait 9 points10 points ago

haha, what??

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

The worst, it came.

[–]taint_stain 2 points3 points ago

I came.

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

I saw.

[–]HumpingHippo 2 points3 points ago

It was fabulous.

[–]rustypajamas 6 points7 points ago

Help, I've fallen and I cant get up

[–]Red_Woody 1 point2 points ago

Thank you Life Alert!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]heatdeath 3 points4 points ago

All this internet stuff is going to disappear. It won't be in museums. I've already seen countless internet cultures and their imagery die. The only truly timeless internet image is goatse.

[–]Gecko99 1 point2 points ago

Just wait, someone will write a Ph.D dissertation on that one someday.

[–]Eurynom0s 0 points1 point ago

asshole curator

relevant

[–]dexxtaa 116 points117 points ago

The ass was fat.

[–]MrOhraesisstrakur 31 points32 points ago

The ass was fat.

[–]knows_what_is_up 33 points34 points ago

The ass was fat.

[–]animaniatico 14 points15 points ago*

The ass was NTFS
amidoinitrite??

[–]panjadotme 6 points7 points ago

NTFS?

[–]animaniatico 6 points7 points ago

dear god, what a stupid mistake i did!

[–]panjadotme 2 points3 points ago

I got a laugh nonetheless. :p

[–]cryingblackman 1 point2 points ago

New Technology File System

[–]GeneralGeneric 0 points1 point ago

Are you a Playstation?

[–]tacojohn48 82 points83 points ago

That's a lot of santorum they're cleaning up.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 11 points12 points ago

This actually might be the least disgusted I've ever been after hearing "Santorum, you have the floor."

[–]Necpax 5 points6 points ago

Frothy.

[–]zhenxing -1 points0 points ago

That's a lot of santorum they're cleaning up.

FTFY

[–]eollines1 -1 points0 points ago

[–]hyperborean_wanderer 0 points1 point ago

I just lost half an hour on youtube because of you...

[–]kay859 23 points24 points ago

Omg I love Arthur :( childhood memories are ruined

[–]aceoftrachs 13 points14 points ago

My childhood suspicions have been verified.

[–]Boner_Fairy 116 points117 points ago

[–]Dekanuva[S] 16 points17 points ago

This guy...

[–]honor646 12 points13 points ago

Any sauce on this one?

[–]ZM2N4AiP_A4 4 points5 points ago

ANSWER THIS

[–]Ozera 5 points6 points ago

WE SCHOLARS OF REDDIT DEMAND SAUC-SOURCE ON THIS!

FOR SCIENCE

[–]Strug-ga-ling 26 points27 points ago

This novelty account is on the up-and-up, know what I'm sayin'?

[–]flyingcat28 -1 points0 points ago

I have never made a novel account. Thank the zelda star dust for that one

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

thank you boner fairy. here is an imaginary internet point to show my gratitude.

[–]midnightsbane04 2 points3 points ago

I love you, Boner_Fairy, and I'm not even the least ashamed to say that.

[–]prettyunicorn 2 points3 points ago

I kept on waiting to see if there's any chance of those hands coming off.

[–]A_CountryBoy_Knows 1 point2 points ago

your the good kind of fairy, unlike the beer fairies which steal my beer. DAM BEER FAIRIES, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE MY BEER!!!!!

[–]ZM2N4AiP_A4 3 points4 points ago

YOU'RE AWESOME

[–]QQexe 1 point2 points ago

heh.. 1k karma so far, not bad

[–]flyingcat28 0 points1 point ago

Check please!

[–]Possum_Pendulum 14 points15 points ago

Dat aardvark.

[–]AndieC 4 points5 points ago

Hey, that episode was traumatic enough! They thought their parents were going to get a divorce!!

[–]midnightsnacks 5 points6 points ago

Every day when you're walkin down the street

[–]twisted_memories 2 points3 points ago

Everybody that you meet

[–]yourethemannowdog 2 points3 points ago

Has an original point of view

[–]NauticallyYours 2 points3 points ago

And I say Hey!

[–]Timbo2702 1 point2 points ago

HEY!

[–]Viatos 4 points5 points ago

Do you want to try anal today?

[–]NauticallyYours 0 points1 point ago

Well... That escalated quickly D:

[–]kittycatattack 2 points3 points ago

serious question: how common is it to shit during anal?

[–]selfishershellfish 0 points1 point ago

gay people, I demand an answer

[–]kittycatattack 2 points3 points ago

don't have to be gay!

[–]elint 0 points1 point ago

Well, then. Answer the question, straight woman... Or straight man into dildo butt-sex... Or bisexual person.

[–]SimilarImage 15 points16 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month Iam_Thesame This is the last time we try anal (SFW) here 39 365
5 months Pariah_ This is the last time we try here 37 134
6 months robsodomy I remember my first time too. /r/funny 134 720

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[–]taint_stain 2 points3 points ago

If only everyone who posted something had access to this sort of thing.

[–]not_an_option 9 points10 points ago

You are 21 years old.

[–]Dekanuva[S] 23 points24 points ago

I'm guessing I don't have a choice?

[–]not_a_wolf 4 points5 points ago

Hello brother.

[–]Jahonay 1 point2 points ago

ME TOO

[–]VitruvianMonkey 1 point2 points ago

Oh God. I feel...so.....old.......cough cough

[–]storyr 2 points3 points ago

Might want to contact a psychiatrist and/or the authorities.

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

Might want to contact 
a psychiatrist and/or 
the authorities. 

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

This just reminds of that insane 'the ass is fat' thread from 4chan that came up a while back.

[–]NeedsAGoodUsername 2 points3 points ago

Why is she scooping it up into a bowl? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Paradox 1 point2 points ago

Rick Santorum

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

SANTORUM ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

[–]Baddabingboom 2 points3 points ago

somewhere..somehow... someone is fapping.

[–]kresblain 0 points1 point ago

That would be me.

[–]derping 2 points3 points ago

HAVING FUN! ISN'T HARD!

[–]kresblain 0 points1 point ago

Just a little homework, tonight.

[–]rach92 0 points1 point ago

WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD!

[–]goddess_of_yesterday 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

[–]zoozoo458 1 point2 points ago

There should be a new not safe for work that is instead NSFCH

[–]hamsterwheel 1 point2 points ago

The ass was fat.

[–]Wec4evar2 1 point2 points ago

any rule 34 on dat mom?

[–]fiik 1 point2 points ago

I was getting a little too old for Arthur when it came about, but GAHT DAMN.

[–]ComradeAthletico 1 point2 points ago

My childhood shall never recover from that.

[–]StinzorgaKingOfBees 1 point2 points ago

Roddy! I will always remember you as chewing bubble gum and kicking ass!

[–]pistachioninja 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why I dared clicking on this. Dear sweet baby jesus mother of god... I still have books lying around the basement.. :(

[–]NotVerySmarts 1 point2 points ago

BRAZZERS (TM)

[–]mechanicus 1 point2 points ago

[–]revoopychris 1 point2 points ago

[–]flyingcat28 0 points1 point ago

human parrot

[–]panicbomb44 0 points1 point ago

WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!!?!?

[–]SarahnadeMe89 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, WHY??

[–]TheFox1993 0 points1 point ago

Is it really so much that this kinda of stuff ruins our childhood, or is it perhaps that it makes us appreciate those memories more by updating them with our pervertedness? Just a thought.

[–]violetvenus 0 points1 point ago

=\

[–]westicles 0 points1 point ago

its been reposted so many times its not even funny anymore.

[–]khan40 0 points1 point ago

I hope he was gentle

[–]Ennkey 0 points1 point ago

oh my god my younger siblings childhood

[–]winndixie 0 points1 point ago

fuck...you.....

[–]prothean_disapproval 0 points1 point ago

ಠಠ_ಠಠ

[–]Studmonkey3 0 points1 point ago

FUUUUUU

[–]BalooUriza 0 points1 point ago

...I didn't even like Aurthur and I hate you for that.

[–]morgangangful -1 points0 points ago

Repost, wrong section, not a comic, seen it x9001, etc.

[–]lemzip 0 points1 point ago

cry about it

[–]Wimblestill -1 points0 points ago

The just down vote it holy shit.

[–]attemptedactor 0 points1 point ago

It appears these two have spilled a bit of Santorum on the floor...

[–]quiz96 0 points1 point ago

Santorum. Santorum everywhere.

[–]RedPaperTowels -1 points0 points ago

Frothy Santorum, all over the place..

[–]tgiclgbr -1 points0 points ago

Brazzers

[–]Mecha_Derp -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck you OP from reposting from r/4chan.

You are the cancer that plagues the city of reddit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

yes lets not disrupt the flow of cat pictures, dusty old entertainment systems, and bad memes

[–]Mecha_Derp 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, id rather see something multiple times than look at cool old games, memos, and cats (which aren't actually even in reddit much).

[–]crescendolls -5 points-4 points ago

How clever. A brown stain in the kitchen, and the first thing you can think of is shit, I wonder if you're the type of person who also finds fart jokes funny.

"oh god. my childhood", sounds like you're still in childhood.

[–]Bapetacular 5 points6 points ago

fart

[–]Abhorsen469 1 point2 points ago

I laughed.

[–]ALLthepoops -1 points0 points ago

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

[–]mtheory007 -1 points0 points ago

There is Santorum all over the floor.

[–]Defengar -1 points0 points ago

Thats a lot of Santorum.

[–]drstrangegloves -1 points0 points ago

the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

[–]madgeezer128 -1 points0 points ago

needs brazzers logo?

[–]Talarot -1 points0 points ago

Santorum everywhere

[–]horsebones -1 points0 points ago

Wiping up santorum.

[–]Karos73 -2 points-1 points ago

Needs the brazzers logo!