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[–]TheyCallMeNaterTater 50 points51 points ago

White people... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Hegs94 11 points12 points ago

I'm white... This was exactly my first thought.

[–]EntTropics 2 points3 points ago

I'm White, and I can confirm this is true.

[–]ronbreddit 1 point2 points ago

[–]scar413 -1 points0 points ago

whity whiteman

[–]mattsatwork 11 points12 points ago

I want to meet the director that saw that and thought "NAILED IT!".

[–]rawbamatic 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps he wanted someone who was a horrible dancer, to do just this move, and have it forever ingrained in our minds.

[–]Olukon 19 points20 points ago

I'm not racist but...white people, man....white people...

[–]GhostSongX4 21 points22 points ago

We really are terrible dancers. No question. Though we traded in rhythm for the ability to swim.

[–]lidlin 3 points4 points ago

You're also allowed to wear hoodies and buy skittles at night.

[–]algorithmae 1 point2 points ago

TOO SOON MAN, TOO SOON

[–]GhostSongX4 0 points1 point ago

That is pretty sweet I gotta say...

[–]TehDingo 1 point2 points ago

Speak about your own self cracker, I have the rhythm in my soul!

[–]GhostSongX4 1 point2 points ago

God damn you and damn your magic feet.

[–]Fortehlulz33 0 points1 point ago

And the ability to get a job easily.

[–]GhostSongX4 0 points1 point ago

Except in major league sports.

[–]Fortehlulz33 0 points1 point ago

NHL.

[–]GhostSongX4 0 points1 point ago

Right, except for hockey.

[–]CaptainConfidential 4 points5 points ago

As a white guy, yes we are sad. But this guy is like the white white guy.

[–]Lenny_and_Carl 4 points5 points ago

Pop pop!

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, Magnitude.

[–]Lenny_and_Carl 0 points1 point ago

I have pop pop in the attic

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

Just the fact that you call it that tells me you're not mature enough for it.

[–]Lenny_and_Carl 0 points1 point ago

Round and round the mulberry bush

The monkey chased the weasel.

The monkey stopped to pull up his socks...

[–]HawaianApe 3 points4 points ago

[–]Harvpup 0 points1 point ago

That's legit

[–]RataTatCat 0 points1 point ago

i am that man, and that man is me.

[–]lnickelly 0 points1 point ago

that guy convinces me to buy a snuggie

[–]sweatythong 0 points1 point ago

I thought the gif was zooming in, so I watched it for about 3 minutes...

[–]LlamaHunter 0 points1 point ago

Opened this gif right as Don't Fear the Reaper came on...it oddly fits.

[–]mousedogg 0 points1 point ago

You know they're laughing at you, right? That's my theory.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I play poker with that guy once a month.

[–]MegaSuperAwesome1214 0 points1 point ago

No, that's how I spend every other 15 minutes.

[–]marsisagooddog 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to zodiaccupuncture by Aesop Rock when I saw this...it was all to the beat of the music...I had to go back and reread the title because I thought you used the witchcraft on my laptop for a second...

[–]Fortehlulz33 0 points1 point ago

[–]woozey69 0 points1 point ago

Actually this is White People [fixed]

[–]IceKing1000 0 points1 point ago

I've been watching this and listening to music all day. I have no life.

[–]negative_noise 0 points1 point ago

seriously though, fuck cats. pieces of shit...

[–]the_Bombadil 0 points1 point ago

RAISE THE ROOF!!!

[–]fox9iner 0 points1 point ago

I happened to be playing this when I clicked that gif. It synced up startlingly well.

[–]DilddoBaggins 0 points1 point ago

You do realize that she is jerking him off under that snuggie? Hence the "raising the roof" action.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Except that you can see both of her hands...

[–]foggart 0 points1 point ago

Only two?

[–]CWA1969 -2 points-1 points ago

what is reddit's love affair with cats? I don't get why anyone would want to keep a box of shit in their house.

[–]TheyCallMeNaterTater 7 points8 points ago

Why do people love babies? Not once have I met a person who loved changing dirty diapers or getting puked on. It's not fun, but you still love the baby. That box of shit is fairly easy to clean out too. Just take the trash bag out of it, tie it off and throw it out. Besides, my cat shits outside.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Turns out the things we enjoy sometimes require work and a certain level of sacrifice. Welcome to reality.