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[–]sigilvii 27 points28 points ago

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Nobody is sourcing David Malki ! on this post? For shame.

www.wondermark.com

[–]nasamuffin 10 points11 points ago

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Here's the direct link to the comic. I bought a print of this right after Malki ! posted it. Classic.

[–]stccc735 0 points1 point ago

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David Malki is such a nice guy. I reached out to him quite a few years ago to ask if we could print one of his strips in our crappy student newspaper and he was really prompt and easy going about it.

[–]TheMann0724 8 points9 points ago

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Is uh... Is that Mark Twain? Please be Mark Twain.

[–]codecoder 8 points9 points ago

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It's Nietzsche.

[–]grospoliner 1 point2 points ago

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XD I immediately though of him hugging a horse.

[–]TrololoTrol 1 point2 points ago

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It's ironic because he died insane.

[–]Dylanthulhu 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, the voice of reason is Mark Twain. Or Nietzsche. Or Kurt Vonnegut. All should be true.

[–]robobot 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's John Wilkes Booth...

[–]4merpunk -1 points0 points ago

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my exact thought

[–]WombatHerder 2 points3 points ago

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It be the notorious jumpin' frog o' Calaveras County.

[–]Jstbcool 5 points6 points ago

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I love this game! Except where I come from we call it quartz, parchment, shears.

[–]TheCannon 5 points6 points ago

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There is no right or wrong in this fight. It has gone on so long that nobody even remembers where it all started.

Many baby scissors wonder where their father is. Many pebbles will never know their father. Strips of paper now rest beneath the cold, unforgiving Earth.

When will it all stop people!? WHEN?!!

[–]slackingzac 2 points3 points ago

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It is just like the story of the scorpion and the frog. They are mutually beneficial yet will ultimately destroy each other just because.

[–]darkkite23 2 points3 points ago

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Nikola Tesla, you so silly!

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 1 point2 points ago

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I never understood what started that feud anyway.

[–]H4R5H4 1 point2 points ago

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mexican standoffs never end well

[–]C_T_C_C 1 point2 points ago

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For some odd reason this man looks like Charlie Chaplain...

[–]Bahamut966 1 point2 points ago

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Wondermark is the comic that is from, for those of you wondering.

[–]i8afisch 1 point2 points ago

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This is my professor's desktop background, lol.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Woooooww, you even cut out the Wondermark title and border? That takes a little somethin' special, dude.

[–]MrMoustachio 1 point2 points ago

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Where's lizard and Spock?

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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I never understood why paper beats rock. Rock would kick paper's ass any day of the week.

[–]packerfan55 0 points1 point ago

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It is a rock, though. Should beat everything.

[–]jjames065 0 points1 point ago

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Just go make a paperweight or something...be productive.

[–]Quaytsar 0 points1 point ago

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Grenade wins every time.

[–]joecamo 0 points1 point ago

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My problem with rock paper scissors is that the rock destroys the scissors, the scissors destroy the paper, and then the paper just covers the rock. Paper covering the rock does not destroy the rock, the rock could easily just drop through the paper thus making rock the winner every time.

[–]ArboristCook 0 points1 point ago

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My buddy is a genius when it comes to this game. When the opponent is ready, both fists are prepared he goes, "... I'm gunna pick rock.".... "Rock, paper, scissors, HA" and that fucker picked rock just as he said he would.... he does this EVERY GAME and he has won more times than not. I'm thinking he does this right up until the game is, for some reason, high stakes and then BAM!... scissors.

[–]maverickDNY 0 points1 point ago

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LOUD NOISES!

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Just stop. 0coms 2pts 9hrs funny
Just Stop 2coms 31pts 21dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]alfiethemog 0 points1 point ago

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Downvote for not crediting Wondermark.