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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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[–]trademark148 0 points1 point ago

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maybe, maybe not. It looks like a Lexus, which is basically a Toyota and as Top Gear has shown us Toyotas can continue to run after being in the ocean, among other things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux#Reputation

[–]Near2Zero 13 points14 points ago

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Everything is a repost. OC is rare.

[–]sgtpepper_spray 3 points4 points ago

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Its not rare, it just get downvoted into oblivion 90% of the time

[–]fonseck 37 points38 points ago

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Nice repost bro.

[–]Link2pt5munny -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't care, that pic gets me every damn time! :D

[–]solidsnake2730 -1 points0 points ago

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It gets me too, GETS ME ANGRY!!

[–]Chadwag 4 points5 points ago

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You've got to be kidding me.

Edit: Has anyone seen that new viral vid "Bed Intruder Song"?

[–]HipHoppin 13 points14 points ago

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Repost. Fail.

[–]Mohander 3 points4 points ago

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I mean they could at least wait like 2 weeks

[–]CaptainToast09 0 points1 point ago

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the one i was thinking of was over a month ago...

[–]sixcoins 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a Toyota Windom? (Lexus ES)

[–]kiwi_MTBer 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, you are correct.

[–]toolbox2959 -3 points-2 points ago

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That's a Geo Prizm man. RECOGNIZE!

[–]bajablazer85 2 points3 points ago

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Definitely Lexus ES

[–]scumbag-reddit 1 point2 points ago

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Silly car, you don't belong there.

[–]Realmonster 1 point2 points ago

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should be rereposted under "probably not..."

the car probably isn't going anywhere anytime "soon"

[–]AFroodyLlama 1 point2 points ago

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Quick, get the atomically mutated cat!

[–]L3ftyrocks89 0 points1 point ago

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Repost, but I still find it funny, so upvote for you!

[–]TransRainbowGaymer 0 points1 point ago

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The sock ruse was a... Distraction! I have the car!

[–]Repost_Catcher 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Freesoundjo 0 points1 point ago

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We find the OP guilty of a second degree repost

[–]Zooperman 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]thenoogler 0 points1 point ago

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Christine II: Waterproof Leather

[–]byRoody 0 points1 point ago

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God dammit reddit

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Soon.. 2coms -1pt 23dys funny
Soon... [blatant xpost from r/pics] 0coms -7pts 1mo funny
Soon... 299coms 1972pts 1mo pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Sir_Conquistador 0 points1 point ago

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Lexus es300 at ocean beach in San Francisco

[–]AlxeYo 0 points1 point ago

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...I will be on land

[–]atsugnam 0 points1 point ago

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This can never be reposted too many times, still makes me snort!

[–]circuseagle 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Repost Fuck!

[–]solancer 0 points1 point ago

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They traveled by map

[–]BongGyver 0 points1 point ago

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Waste of a Lexus. :(

[–]I_Am_Chris-001 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think their insurnce policy covers that.

[–]tyrroi 0 points1 point ago

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Some reposts are understandable but come on...

[–]mlsweeney 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand the "soon" posts. Could someone explain please?

[–]FalseFactsOrg 14 points15 points ago

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I'll explain. soon.

[–]Nice_place 0 points1 point ago

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Someone's looking at you, creepily, and will kill you soon.

[–]mlsweeney 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks

[–]Pianokeyer -4 points-3 points ago

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Because parking lots are too mainstream.

[–]ed1989 -3 points-2 points ago

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don't understand why you are being downvoted.. that was a good joke. Maybe we just have to many butthurt hipsters around here.

[–]theamazingape 0 points1 point ago

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Actually that joke was awful.

[–]Nice_place -3 points-2 points ago

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Because it was posted a few weeks ago. Karma, whoring.

[–]ed1989 0 points1 point ago

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are you telling me that it's impossible for 2 people in a forum with millions of users to look at the same picture and think of the same joke?

[–]Nice_place -1 points0 points ago

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No, I just TOLD you it happened.

[–]mcknicker 0 points1 point ago

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There is something about this meme that gets me every fucking time.

[–]DefconTiger 0 points1 point ago

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LOLIAMIDOINRIGHT? NO.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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'ELLO GOVNA

[–]thetoastmonster 1 point2 points ago

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A British taxi? Oh, I thought you said a brownish taxi!

[–]PhytOxRiKER 1 point2 points ago

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...But that taxi is yellow.

[–]JRLindgren22 -1 points0 points ago

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hate when people get upvotes for something that isn't even theres...

[–]scumbag-reddit -5 points-4 points ago

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There's is a contraction for there is or, rarely, there has. Note the apostrophe replacing the missing letter or letters.

Theirs is a possessive pronoun.

Examples: That painting is theirs. (possessive pronoun)

There's more to this than meets the eye. (contraction of there is)

Edit for source

[–]llpancholl -1 points0 points ago

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This is the second time I have seen this, and I still do not get it.

[–]Cornholioh -1 points0 points ago

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?

[–]Colin5789 -5 points-4 points ago

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