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[–]camelCase47 9 points10 points ago

Just because James Cameron is reposting The Titanic it doesn't give you the right to repost!

[–]DoctorPimpslap 25 points26 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]DrunkenRedditing 11 points12 points ago

WHY IS THE TITLE NOT THE SAME AS THE CAPTION??

[–]spewin 4 points5 points ago

[–]samissleman17 3 points4 points ago

Too soon.... too soon.

[–]CussCuss 1 point2 points ago

Paper plane and twin towers.....

[–]epheterson 4 points5 points ago

Science Check. If the ice cube were to expend any energy at all in this theoretical lifting of weights, it would melt sooner than otherwise, thus decreasing its ability to reach its goal.

[–]raisintree 7 points8 points ago

Anyone find this ironic how he is curling Lifesavers?

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

It just gives me a craving.

[–]Jizzworthy 1 point2 points ago

Sweating must be a bitch towards progress.

[–]Little_Talks 1 point2 points ago

I dream it in 3D.

[–]Ponwer 1 point2 points ago

Please stop re-posting! It's what corrupts Reddit!

[–]NecessaryBacon 0 points1 point ago

[–]toolbox2959 0 points1 point ago

"We...uhhh... ate her..." "YOU ATE HER! The perfect crime!"

[–]jrizos 0 points1 point ago

I'd wager....2002 maybe?

[–]ashleighlovesyou 0 points1 point ago

Clicked on this while watching the movie "Titanic". And for that...have an upvote.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Dreaming Big 8coms 295pts 5mos funny
You gotta work for it. 7coms 152pts 7mos pics
If you can dream it...... 4coms 35pts 1yr funny
If you dream it . . . 2coms 22pts 1yr pics
If you can dream it... 1com 11pts 6mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]king_cherokee 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]bubrockit 0 points1 point ago

Wait, so I CAN lose my virginity to Emma Watson?

[–]peesinpools 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Lifesaver dumbells and delicious irony.

[–]rarkai 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for this, mom. You email it every week.

[–]P_A_N_C_H_O 0 points1 point ago

Get back to 9gag.

[–]DerelictDiety 1 point2 points ago

Hilarious!

[–]jeffha3 0 points1 point ago

title comnts points age /r/
Dreaming Big 8coms 295pts 5mos funny
You gotta work for it. 7coms 152pts 7mos pics
If you can dream it...... 4coms 35pts 1yr funny
If you dream it . . . 2coms 22pts 1yr pics
If you can dream it... 1com 11pts 6mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]steelguy17 1 point2 points ago

Its been 5 months? seriously chill the eff out on the repost whining, I can live with seeing a funny pic every 5 to 6 months.

[–]jeffha3 1 point2 points ago

I respect your opinion as well as everyone's right to their own opinion. I have a strong resentment for reposts. They are easily avoidable with a quick and simple search on Reddit or Karma Decay. This just so happens to be my opinion. Are you insinuating that if mine does not parallel yours that I need to "chill the eff out" and not express it? I think the whole idea behind a thread has gone completely over your head if this is the case.

[–]steelguy17 0 points1 point ago

I was not meaning to single you out, I was just referring to the amount of repost comments in this thread and I chose to reply to yours since it was one of the first in the thread. I estimate about half the comments in this refer to the fact its a repost. Why can't they just upvote the one repost comment or the karma decay comment. There are actually two karma decay comments in this thread, whats the point of that? Its a small form of hypocrisy on their parts, emphasis on small.

[–]jeffha3 1 point2 points ago

While it could be interpreted as a minute hypocrisy, I believe people repeatedly tag a repost because the original comment will get lost in the thread. Also, I think it makes people feel important, or as though they have seniority or more experience, when they can recognize a repost while the majority of the their fellow Redditors don't seem to notice.

[–]jsmayne 0 points1 point ago

you are talking to a bot

[–]steelguy17 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter point still stands, see the top comments above this post?

[–]jeffha3 0 points1 point ago

I am not a bot.

[–]HarveyMcGhee 0 points1 point ago

REPOST ALERT! BEEP BEEP BEEP

[–]WeaverXIII -1 points0 points ago

REVEEENGE!

[–]usfdude223 -1 points0 points ago

Too soon.

[–]mongolian1 -1 points0 points ago

I will always upvote this.

[–]nickpav -1 points0 points ago

How the fuck do these still get so many upvotes? It's bullshit.