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Natural Selection at its finest (xpost r/gifs) (imgur.com)

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[–]AintGettinDatKarma 75 points76 points ago*

Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "Dragon of the West?

[–]TheRealMRichter 28 points29 points ago

It's more of a demonstration really

[–]NUKEDxPENGUIN 3 points4 points ago

I swear if these 2 comments don't get upvotes to the extreme I'm gonna go let let a bear maul me.

[–]SucksAtFormatting 3 points4 points ago

A platypus bear?

[–]hydromatic93 0 points1 point ago

no, just a bear

[–]rockoholik13 18 points19 points ago

Did his buddy try to put out the fire with more alcohol at the end???

[–]Jujutacular 10 points11 points ago

It was probably beer, which would have been okay (lower alcohol content). Of course at that moment you're total thought process is going "shitshitfuckshitshit!"

[–]Berserk1234 14 points15 points ago

Dragonborn- The early years

[–]RustySpork 14 points15 points ago

FUS BRO DAH!

[–]jcmence1488 28 points29 points ago

I spit hot fire.

[–]aheartonasleeve 16 points17 points ago

Dylan?

[–]BrizerorBrian 15 points16 points ago

Dylan,Dylan,Dylan,Dylan,Dylan and Dylan.

[–]Shitslikethis 10 points11 points ago

The five greatest rappers of all time.

[–]aheartonasleeve 0 points1 point ago

And why?

[–]ofthedestroyer 2 points3 points ago

that's 100% Cambodian - I only drink the finest breast milks

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point ago

dolan?

[–]The_Malaria_Man 3 points4 points ago

YOU'RE TOO CLOSE MAN

[–]SimilarImage 73 points74 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 days b0red Shots shots shots shots shots shots here 57 331
3 months Wreckn I guess he's been training with the Graybeards here 38 239
7 months nghtcrawler5 For god's sake, blow out the shot first! here 72 149

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[–]Cibarius 14 points15 points ago

alcohol + fire = fire.

alcohol + fire + air = fire

[–]jdrc07 5 points6 points ago

Does anyone know what this asshole thought was going to happen?

[–]Galileo154 19 points20 points ago

you apparently can light a shot on fire and then drink all of it and it's totally fine. There isn't any substantial oxygen in your mouth/esophagus/stomach so the fire goes out. Instead, he missed and poured it on his face and neck, and then he just has burning alcohol on his face while in the air with plenty of oxygen.

[–]Dywards 1 point2 points ago

This also was not a standard 40% alcohol (Jack Daniels, etc.) and most likely 151, everclear or gasoline.

[–]cgar23 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't have to be that high of proof. SoCo 100 or anything at 100proof (50%) or above will light.

[–]Dywards 0 points1 point ago

Correct, I didn't mean to imply that 40% won't light, because it will. I was just saying that because of the intensity of the flame.

And my god, they make soco 100 ? sometime I feel so neglected in Canada.

[–]jdrc07 -3 points-2 points ago

why was he breathing fire then? that seems to eminate from inside his mouth

[–]zzorga 13 points14 points ago

Because he had a substantial amount of alcohol in his mouth, that he spewed out, where it was ignited by the flames on his face.

[–]jdrc07 1 point2 points ago

makes sense

[–]TrololoTrol 1 point2 points ago

he spat the alcohol. burning face burns spray of alcohol. huge flame

[–]recklessoctopus 5 points6 points ago

I watched this at least ten times.

[–]Brewster-Rooster 6 points7 points ago

I feel like this is one of the first things i ever saw on the internet.

[–]reverse_cigol 8 points9 points ago

Natural Selection at its finest

Holy shit he died before reproducing?!?

[–]TrololoTrol -1 points0 points ago

Instead of having the standard 15 children he only had 2 mentally handicapped babies. They are the cutest thing, and would probably become some abusive douchebags that low self-esteem 15 year old girls fall in love with, and have another 2 babies each before their 20 year old father dies when he decided to save time by shaving while taking a shower using an electric shaver.

[–]reverse_cigol 4 points5 points ago

Natural selection sure doesn't work like it used to. . .

[–]proto04 1 point2 points ago

Pouring it through the air into his mouth is the last thing he wanted to do. This "trick" is actually not too difficult if you take it like a normal shot and quickly snap your mouth closed (cutting off oxygen to the alcohol). Granted, it's probably best attempted before being highly intoxicated.

[–]mxms87 1 point2 points ago

Those whose chins are more flame retardant will live longer and have a greater chance of reproducing.

[–]apriloneil 4 points5 points ago

YOL TOOR SHUL

[–]burnafied 7 points8 points ago

This needs to be said.

[–]mixlplex 3 points4 points ago

One summer during college I ran into a girl I knew from high school. She was pretty in high school, but now her face had a fair amount of scar tissue. Turns out she also missed while doing a flaming shot.

[–]MrRebeccaSlumber 0 points1 point ago

It's Ghost Rider!

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 0 points1 point ago

Can somebody tell me what the fuck just happened?

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

I think it is called the "Dragon Cahllenge."

[–]7usernames 0 points1 point ago

Supah hot fire...i spit dat

dollah tea from mcdonalds...i drink dat

[–]titaniumballsac 0 points1 point ago

Repost at its finest

[–]FrostyXylophone 0 points1 point ago

Yes! Pour more alcohol on him! That should put it out!

[–]BLamp 0 points1 point ago

And that's the other story of two-face.

[–]bodaciousbilly 0 points1 point ago

if you do a flaming shot, you're going to have a bad time.

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

Guy who accidentally set himself on fire before here; his reaction is entirely perfect. All the "stop, drop, and roll" you hear growing up doesn't come into mind. For some reason when I set my leg on fire accidentally, I thought I could outrun the fire, and run I did. It was during that time that most of the skin down to the bone burned off my left shin. Thank God my older Brother knocked me over and dumped nasty rain water on me to put me out. So, in conclusion, when you're on fire like that, you don't think you panic.

[–]BDSavior 0 points1 point ago

I liked the part when he was on fire

[–]scharfca 0 points1 point ago

kill it! absorb its soul!

[–]twanathon500 0 points1 point ago

TO THE TOILET BOWL!

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

Fucking dumbass.

[–]omnom1 0 points1 point ago

dumbass

[–]mildxsalsa 0 points1 point ago

Bet he wishes his spirit Pokemon was Squirtle instead of Charmander.

[–]HerrGrammar 0 points1 point ago

Nope. 'Twill only help him in finding reproduction opportunities:

Guy: "Hey, check out my scar." Girl: "Ohmigosh! That's so cool!"

They had three children together.

[–]hoppedup 0 points1 point ago

I'M A FUCKING DRAGON!

[–]Ragnalypse -2 points-1 points ago

YOL TOOR SHUL

[–]ProDrug -4 points-3 points ago

Has no one here ever done a flaming shot? ....ok : (

[–]Rockinsockstohampers -1 points0 points ago

It did look cool as shit. Amiright? Though he probably suffered, it was god for my amusement.

[–]flipfontaine -4 points-3 points ago

FUS DO RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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