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[–]cherriepanda 59 points60 points ago

Is that bird okay? ): it looks like it died at the end.. T_T

[–]shitterplug 114 points115 points ago

It's CGI, and from the movie Jack and Jill...

Which explains why you have never seen it.

[–]Lt_Shniz[S] 9 points10 points ago

Hahaha I didn't see the movie, so I got fooled by this

[–]nuclear_cheese 5 points6 points ago

One does not simply SEE Jack and Jill.

[–]Bear-Necessities 0 points1 point ago

Win

[–]taylus 22 points23 points ago

Yes, it was delicious.

[–]garbleman 8 points9 points ago

It's from a movie. They used a prop and CGI to make this scene, the real bird is fine.

[–]Torlarian 16 points17 points ago

Eventually he will. Chocolate is toxic to birds, but what a wonderful way to go

[–]lud1120 1 point2 points ago

I was going to mention just that the last time I saw this picture.

[–]johndeer89 3 points4 points ago

I'm sure he died happier then any of us will.

[–]professorpan 2 points3 points ago

[–]monicue9021 -1 points0 points ago

No, I'm pretty sure it died.

[–]pingspike 18 points19 points ago

Chocolaaagarblgarblaarg

[–]itsbabyjesus 3 points4 points ago

sounds like it turned into Nigel there for a bit

[–]Mainman16 6 points7 points ago

It looks like he's saying MOAR on the last panel.

[–]MrMackay 5 points6 points ago

Isn't chocolate extremely toxic to birds?

[–]DarthSatoris 7 points8 points ago

Scene from the Adam Sandler movie "Jack and Jill". Not real, bad movie... funny picture though... :)

[–]immatellyouwhat 1 point2 points ago

Probably the funniest thing in that movie.

[–]Intolerance 4 points5 points ago

IM CUCKOO FOR COCOAPUFFS!

[–]DalekCaek 2 points3 points ago

I'm cockatoo for melted chocolate.

[–]EvilFlyingSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

I remember this comment the first time this picture was posted!! Nostalgia...

[–]Intolerance 0 points1 point ago

yep, I got over 2k karma for it back then

[–]Lt_Shniz[S] 8 points9 points ago*

Oh no, I didn't know chocolate was toxic for birds. This is such a sad picture now.

Edit: This is CGI? I don't know what to feel anymore!

[–]Haat 5 points6 points ago

It's okay Shintz. You're still on a roll.

[–]h4rofan 4 points5 points ago

Your cockatoo has evolved into a Chocatoo!

[–]Dark_Green_Blanket 2 points3 points ago

i was so disappointed when i found out where this was from. now when i see it i just get sad.

[–]markevens 2 points3 points ago

This kills the bird.

[–]doomsday1157 1 point2 points ago

god this picture makes me so happy.

[–]CiscoInABox 1 point2 points ago

So that's what i miss by not going to the Golden Coral

[–]timmeh87 1 point2 points ago

Heres the video (posted for redditors in feb) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c

Disclaimer: Its not funny or exciting at all

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS HOW I DIE

[–]koonat 5 points6 points ago*

Shitty Adam Sandler abortion is shitty.

EDIT: Shocking number of you think this is real. This is from that terrible recent adam sandler movie 'jack and jill' (or something like that)

[–]Todomanna 13 points14 points ago

So... you're shocked that no one went to see the movie that was almost universally panned on reddit?

Hey, I've got this bridge I want to sell you, if you're interested...

[–]gaelorian 3 points4 points ago

So, you saw the movie? Dude...

[–]peesinpools 2 points3 points ago

This post is older than Jesus.

[–]funkbitch 4 points5 points ago

Considering it's from a movie that came out five months ago, I doubt it.

[–]Aflenoir 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he isn't speaking of YOUR Jesus.

[–]StepOfDub 0 points1 point ago

It's fairly new, just reposted a lot.

[–]compootering 0 points1 point ago

I looked at the last image before I looked at the others and I thought the bird was the cream coming out of the chocolate. Haha

[–]rumrunners 0 points1 point ago

Dass ist ein Repost. Du hast ein mehr Down vote!

[–]sl2773 0 points1 point ago

Apparently, this happens to rabbits a lot.

[–]chowdergun 0 points1 point ago

Im koo koo for coco puffs!

[–]KingRBPII 0 points1 point ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[–]Zzzzzzday 0 points1 point ago

Disgusting.

[–]Jade_Orange 0 points1 point ago

You can, however, safely feed CAROB BEAN treats to your pets. They don't contain theobromine.

[–]NoIdea- 0 points1 point ago

DIES.

doesn't matter; ate chocolate.

[–]Heuth 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit! This made my day, and now every time I eat some chocolate, this is what I will think of. :D

[–]DoctorPimpslap -1 points0 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]Rick_Weber -1 points0 points ago

I just can't get enough of this bird!

[–]BlazingFox -1 points0 points ago

Should have been a chocolate bunny

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[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

It's a movie. Not real.