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[–]natuke 286 points287 points ago

At least he has a "don't drink and drive!" (sõida kaine peaga! - Estonian) sticker on his forehead

[–]Mcnoodlez 75 points76 points ago

Was wondering what that said, thank you.

[–]dfe332 31 points32 points ago

It's nice to see such a fine fellow representing my country on reddit.

[–]wujack[S] 21 points22 points ago

hey, at least he's not drinking!

[–]Sunriseninja 11 points12 points ago

Nor is he driving

[–]Turok_on_Ice 45 points46 points ago

He probably won't be breathing in a minute or two.

[–]Grullok 7 points8 points ago

Eestist jäeb vast hea mulje niimoodi.

[–]parrin 7 points8 points ago

That's funny, I could have sworn it said "kill rabbits all day long" in Swedish. "Döda kaniner hela dan".

[–]CantHugEveryCat 91 points92 points ago

You buy "Krokodil"! Very excellent quality.

[–]Unidan 71 points72 points ago

Why...why did I just google 'krokodil?'

I knew it wasn't going to be good. A tiny, shrewd voice in my brain went, 'Unidan, don't google that word, it's probably nothing you need to see.'

Then I said, 'Shut the fuck up, Brain, I know what's up.'

[–]killstructo 19 points20 points ago

At least now you know you shouldn't do krokodil if its offered. Just say no to krokodil stick to cocaine.

[–]Unidan 14 points15 points ago

Seriously!

Just home-cooked methamphetamines from here on out!

[–]AnusFelcherMD 14 points15 points ago

I could never be a health nut like you. I admire your self discipline.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Isn't anus felchur a tautology because felching implies the anus and therefore makes mentioning it redundant?

[–]matusmatus 5 points6 points ago

FYI, cocaine is neither a methamphetamine or manufactured at home. It is however a stimulant. Just in case they ask you in the Cash Cab, or whatever.

[–]Torch_Salesman 6 points7 points ago

I think I got curious and looked krokodil up many months ago, and no longer remember what it is exactly. But if I'm correct and it's that crazy Russian shit, I'm pretty sure I'm happy not remembering.

[–]Lissome 10 points11 points ago

... it is that crazy Russian shit. Don't refresh your memory.

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[–]CantHugEveryCat 29 points30 points ago

For you only is free sample. Come back when satisfied for more. Special price for you, my friend.

[–]ToasterAtheism 6 points7 points ago

Why the hell would you inject that into yourself?!

[–]CantHugEveryCat 24 points25 points ago

Because it beats sobriety in Russia.

[–]realigion 18 points19 points ago

Addiction + Poverty.

[–]ToasterAtheism 1 point2 points ago

Why would you start though? Plus, if you're poor, why would you start knowing it would cost more money?

[–]realigion 1 point2 points ago*

If I remember correctly, a lot of people start using heroin first, get addicted to that. With the economic downturn and general financial burden created by a heroin addiction, they turn to krokodil which is I guess an alternative that satisfies that addiction.

Why you would start in the first place? I guess that's a good question for any addictive drug.

EDIT: I kept referring to drug addicts using female protagonists...

[–]kensomniac 2 points3 points ago

Hey man, why not?

[–]Delfishie 2 points3 points ago

Functioning limbs are so overrated.

[–]jax9999 0 points1 point ago

what happens is the junkies start out on heroin. and then once they hit the absolute rock bottom wiht that, and are justwalking dead. Then they start hitting the krokodil because its cheap as hell. Of course the high fades remarkably fast and the sickness afterwards is hellacious. So they have to cook even more of it. Its a non stop cycle cook, inject, cook, inject. And every time you hit the needle its a guaranted abscess.

and ya know, teenagers are stupid.

krokodil the drug that east junkies.

[–]whisk3rs 1 point2 points ago

I read that a lot of Krokodil users could have been saved had they only filtered the drug through a coffee filter. It's the colloidal shit in the mix they inject that causes flesh to rot off.

The more you know.

[–]zmilla93 5 points6 points ago

This is what I read:

"[Krokodil is] a synthetic opiate many times more powerful than heroin."

"Heroin’s physical withdrawal symptoms generally last for 5-10 days while the pain caused by Krokodil can last up to a month, and is reportedly unbearable. Doctors inject desomorphine addicts with extremely strong tranquilizers just to keep their pain humanly endurable."

"While heroin hit can last for several hours, Krokodil high lasts only between 90 minutes and two hours, which means being a Krokodil addict is a full time job."

I'm sorry, but I don't think coffee filters will be 'saving' anyone.

[–]vxx 258 points259 points ago

WTF. I was checking my submissions because i was kind of sure that i submitted this picture weeks ago.

I didn´t

[–]DandyPirate 117 points118 points ago

That's a fairly heroic quantity.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

What super heroes do you know that snort coke? Because I want to read those kinds of comic books.

[–]fisticuffsmanship 74 points75 points ago

You know Tony Stark was probably doing lots of blow

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

You know Robert Downey Jr was probably doing lots of blow>

FTFY

[–]Ospre 8 points9 points ago

You know Robert Downey Jr was doing lots of fucking blow

FTFY

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 5 points6 points ago

You know Robert Downey Jr was doing lots of fucking on blow.

FTFY

[–]drsparis 2 points3 points ago

You Know Robert Downey Jr was doing lots of fucking and blow. FTFY

[–]MarkdownFairy 2 points3 points ago

You Know Robert Downey Jr was doing lots of fucking and blow.

FTFY

FTFY

[–]banjist 3 points4 points ago

Not really a hero, but Mirror Master from Flash's rogues gallery is a bit of a cokehead.

[–]thelegore 12 points13 points ago

You might like the graphic novel Transmetropolitan.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Found a brief blurb on Wikipedia;

It chronicles the battles of Spider Jerusalem, infamous renegade gonzo journalist of the future,[2] a homage to gonzo journalism founder Hunter S. Thompson.

It had me at gonzo, I'll be sure to check it out.

[–]aboynamedposh 3 points4 points ago

You should read 'The Boys' or 'Powers' if that's the sort of idea that interests you.

[–]Pyrotical 2 points3 points ago

I guess you'd like this then. I don't think they snort coke there, but it's that kind of comic book

Edit: Just realized this has been suggested.. eh.

[–]JabbrWockey 3 points4 points ago

Not if they cut it with baby laxative.

[–]Liktwo 45 points46 points ago

time to dedust my old decks...

[–]XYAgain 38 points39 points ago

Honestly, that's brilliant. Very creative!

[–]pizzaolives 410 points411 points ago

[–]hotsizzlepancakes 110 points111 points ago

porn star

[–]divinesleeper 189 points190 points ago

No no, impossible, didn't you hear the man? He's not black.

[–]ozpunk 55 points56 points ago

He's probably just a sophisticated art thief or something.

[–]smififty 21 points22 points ago

Or he is in politics.

[–]potpan0 47 points48 points ago

If he's a sophisticated thief, he must be in politics.

[–]ThePieWhisperer 13 points14 points ago

I think you give them too much credit.

[–]stefan_89 1 point2 points ago

wat.

[–]LNMagic 12 points13 points ago

He could be playing catcher.

[–]Tovora 18 points19 points ago

I don't think male pornstars get paid very well, do they?

[–]xevoc 56 points57 points ago

Gay pornstars does

[–]Teds101 53 points54 points ago

Fun Fact: Lets say regular male porn stars get 100$ per shoot, where as the females get 1000-1500. Gay male porn stars make the same if not a little more than female actresses. Also, most gay porn stars, are only gay for pay and are actually straight. (The more you know.)

[–]LOLCANADA 43 points44 points ago

According to a few pornstar AMAs, most male gay pornstars are actually gay, very few are gay for pay.

[–]Teds101 8 points9 points ago

Oh I found that out from an AMA. Maybe she said it was more gay porn stars than you'd think are gay for pay.

[–]Totally_Stoked 4 points5 points ago

I would like a link to that AMA if possible

[–]green_cheese 2 points3 points ago

Last one I saw was a make up artist for porn, AFAIK it was mostly gay for pay as they could get up to $2000 a shoot

[–]McSnatch17 1 point2 points ago

Gay for Pay according to AMA? No Way.

[–]RNRSaturday 24 points25 points ago

I think gay for pay is gay for stay. No difference.

[–]ins4n1ty 7 points8 points ago

This sounds like a Seinfeld quote. I chortled.

[–]Rawmin 11 points12 points ago

You'd be surprised what kind of power money yields.

[–]godin_sdxt 4 points5 points ago

Well, the thing is, gay sex (just like any sex) does objectively feel very good. Even the straightest guy just needs something to get the ball rolling and they'll be just fine with it, if not hooked.

[–]roguewave 16 points17 points ago

That's a pretty bold claim.

[–]ohgodwhatthe 5 points6 points ago

Straight sex does objectively feel very good. Even the gayest lesbian just needs something to get the ball rolling and they'll be just fine with it, if not hooked.

[–]mattpsx2 2 points3 points ago

Not if you don't like to take it up the ass.

[–]sapo916 1 point2 points ago

If gay sex felt bad gay guys wouldn't be fucking each other left and right. It's not like they do it to spite us.

[–]dickcheney777 24 points25 points ago

Id rather sell coke than be a gay porn star.

[–]Punkwolf 17 points18 points ago

Either way your getting shots to the face

[–]Marvalbert22 4 points5 points ago

meh it's a pretty decent job if you think about it, get your dick sucked and get to give anal, isn't that what all guys essentially want?

[–]roguewave 1 point2 points ago

By guys - to guys. I don't imagine "thinking about it" means leaving out those important details.

[–]tasuret 1 point2 points ago

Ha haha ha, you think the one giving gets $2000 a shoot? You're cute.

[–]spacedout83 14 points15 points ago*

I'm gay for pay. I'm gay for free, too, I'm just not one to turn down a financial opportunity.

[–]opoipo 6 points7 points ago

per shoot... hehe

[–]eire1228 19 points20 points ago

[–]bakerie 11 points12 points ago

Posted 2 minutes ago.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

That kid has a porsche 911? Oh fuck him, now I want to be drug dealer just for that car.

[–]newtotheinterpoops 29 points30 points ago

The kid in that troll's story has a 911, but that's it. Real drug dealers make shit money unless they're at the top of a very big hierarchy or being the kind of reckless that gets you killed within a few months.

[–]murderbear9000 12 points13 points ago

It's like any other business really. There are a lot of people that do shit jobs for shit pay on the ground floor and then there are the people that run the operation and make a lot of money at the top...with middle managers and skilled workers in the middle.

I am almost 2 years clean, but I was into heroin for more than 10 years and I saw it all; Dirt bags selling packs behind a gas station (making most of their money by ripping people off or flat out robbing them), average joe's selling a little here and there to support a habit, professional dealers that work clubs and run delivery services and made a good living, distributors that can move a few pounds of H every week and made a couple hundred thousand a year, pilots that fly the stuff around the country and make hundreds of thousands a year, all the way up to the people that are importing the stuff and manufacturing it in south america. Plus these people have accountants, lawyers, security service, logistics people, people that are tasked with dealing with law enforcement (like bribing and spying on the police)...although I am glad to be free of it all, it is really quite interesting. I will be 2 years clean in July. I was thinking of doing an AMA around that time if anyone would be interested. I have a lot of stories I could tell.

[–]Dranda 5 points6 points ago

Yes please.

[–]jax9999 10 points11 points ago

most of the drug dealers i know are drug addicts trying to make enough to get their next fix.

[–]I_Am_Not_An_Expert 4 points5 points ago

Idk man.. Depends who you know

[–]1632 3 points4 points ago

This correct Sir, if you should ever need further details and a source on this "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt, Harper Collins comes to the very same conclusion.

[–]IncrediblyHungry 2 points3 points ago

That was about inner city crack dealers. The analysis of that structure holds little meaning for the larger drug trade.

[–]murderbear9000 1 point2 points ago

The Freakonomics drug piece was really more about gangs than anything else. Don't get me wrong, I think the Freakonomics thing Levitt and Collins have going on is pretty cool, but in this case I think they missed the mark a little bit. The crack trade in south Chicago is nothing like the marijuana trade in northern California for example.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I was just saying. To heck with drugs, I wouldn't trade my life now with that shitty "job".

[–]junkit33 5 points6 points ago

Even if the story was real, the last thing you'd want to drive as a 19 year old drug dealer is a Porsche. You may as well just stick a sign on the side of the car asking the cops to pull you over and search your car.

[–]surgeon_general 2 points3 points ago*

Lucky for me, I lived in a part of the U.S. where little 17 year old rich kids were driving $40,000 cars fairly commonly. Awww yeah for me driving a convertible Lexus and blending in.

Actually, when I was their age, I was broke and had to look at them, so it wasn't cool.

[–]junkit33 2 points3 points ago

A Porsche is not a $30,000 car. Stick a 1 in front and you're closer.

If your 17 year old kid is driving a Porsche, you're either a sheik or an idiot.

[–]surgeon_general 2 points3 points ago

I was just trying to express the fact that if someone is 17-30 in my area, and driving a hot car, it doesn't mean drug dealer. There's a lot of hot cars, and the vast majority are clean.

(You responded to me so fast, that I actually had edited my comment to $40,000.)

[–]SrsSteel 4 points5 points ago

Fraud

[–]minimizegovt 1 point2 points ago

he is a Mafiosi

[–]iamhenrychinaski 104 points105 points ago

"Come hobbitses, soft and quick as shadows we must be."

[–]divinesleeper 79 points80 points ago

The Drug Lord of the Rings.

[–]jmoore93 64 points65 points ago

Lord of the Drug Rings?

[–]SirBuzzkillington23 9 points10 points ago

Lord of the Coke Binge: Two Gram Rocks. Starring Charlie Sheen.

[–]jmoore93 2 points3 points ago

Load of the Drug Ring: Return of the King Pin.

[–]crookedcain 43 points44 points ago

I dunno... looks like he's got some good shit.

[–]ennui_ 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, I'll have what he's having

[–]TheAlmightySeabass 5 points6 points ago

So, one of everything for you, then.

[–]down_vote_magnet 3 points4 points ago

AN ENTIRE BAG OF FLOUR

[–]Rawbban 21 points22 points ago

Don't all of you understand what flour power is all about, man..?

[–]kamacitrus 16 points17 points ago

Why? They're obviously good.

[–]Benassi 13 points14 points ago

"What seems to be the officer, problem?"

[–]dorkish 8 points9 points ago

So this is who it all boils down to when people say they "know a guy"?

[–]elastic-craptastic 56 points57 points ago

This made me think of that Russian, cheap "heroin" - krokodil. I would recommend not looking it up on google image.

Following this may lead to NSFL shit, but the link itself is safe.

[–]AllegraGeller 18 points19 points ago

Pretty interesting stuff, the last time I saw a big discussion here I think redditors with more chemistry knowledge than me decided that krokodil doesn't stand for "crocodile" but rather a similarly named precursor used in their method of synthesis. And the reason it rots your body is that it has adulterants that float around and start clogging your capillaries, resulting in widespread, random, ever-accumulating necrosis.

[–]Dielsalder 24 points25 points ago

Scientist, checking in! ''Krokodil'' is actually Desomorphine, which is made from codeine found in OTC cough suppressants and pain medication. And what you say seems plausible, since the second intermediate on the way to Desomorphine from Codeine is named alpha-crocodide.

What destroys their bodies is however not an adulterant (which are added on purpose to bulk up the product), but rather leftover reagents (Iodine, phosphorous, various strong acids, etc.) and solvents (usually gasoline or lighter fluid in this case) that couldn't be stripped from the final product because it was made by Russian junkies over a coleman stove in their living room.

[–]AllegraGeller 1 point2 points ago

i love how much a layman can mangle second hand info, thanks for the correction

[–]elastic-craptastic 6 points7 points ago

It has been said that it was because of what it did to the skin in giving a scaley/leathery appearance. But I'll believe the scientists on this one. I'm sure it's a combination of both, though.

[–]AllegraGeller 3 points4 points ago

Ya, I think it originated as referring to some chemical involved in making it, but the meaning quickly changed for the reason you stated. Perhaps the actual name of that chemical got misunderstood to mean "crocodile", so a hybrid resulted.

[–]gravittoon 1 point2 points ago

My gods it's a zombie making drug!?

[–]mwilkens 119 points120 points ago

[–]DrSlickDaddy 52 points53 points ago

You're one sick motherfucker

[–]jaxspider 7 points8 points ago

Drugs are bad, mmkay.

[–]dfe332 11 points12 points ago

Nobody click on that unless you want to throw up!

[–]thegeneralstrike 4 points5 points ago

.......the, the humanity.

[–]MicroDigitalAwaker 1 point2 points ago

Krokodil? SFW.

[–]dsll 1 point2 points ago

describe it to me .... Be gentle.

[–]DrunkmanDoodoo 1 point2 points ago

Zombies.

[–]unplayable 9 points10 points ago

I fainted a little.

[–]AriBBCP 16 points17 points ago

is this your first day on the internet?

[–]unplayable 14 points15 points ago

Been in holiday mode for a week, my internet shields are weak.

[–]zpretzel90 6 points7 points ago

I just read that whole article and then looked at pictures....ಠ_ಠ

[–]Cestdujamaisvu 6 points7 points ago

That drug is beyond dangerous. Life expectancy of a Krokodil addict drops to as low as one year after they get addicted.

[–]isoceans 4 points5 points ago

Fuckin hell, that's the worst drug I've ever seen.

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[–]agile52 30 points31 points ago

I wouldn't, krokodil eats flesh, and most of the pictures have exposed bone in them

[–]YaDunGoofed 18 points19 points ago

naw, it doesn't eat flesh. It rots it from the inside out

[–]nonameuser 7 points8 points ago

Holy fuck you can see the dudes forearm that shit is no joke.

[–]kimshoo 2 points3 points ago

Well the guy is from Estonia...

[–]Karl_Marx_ 1 point2 points ago

That shit is fucked up and somewhat scary.

[–]donwilson 1 point2 points ago

I would recommend not looking it up on google image.

Dear diary... Jackpot.

[–]Tommyp220 5 points6 points ago

.........................That can't be real.

[–]The_Adventurist 31 points32 points ago

Welcome to the horrors of Russian street drugs.

[–]falousco 3 points4 points ago

I wonder if this shit will hit Western Europe and the US, surely soon enough it will. Horrible, horrible people who sell it.

[–]JDIPrime 2 points3 points ago

Will hit it? It's already in Eastern Canada. This shit is already here, you just don't know about it because I'm assuming you are not a heroin user. My sister is a huge raver/partier and has seen people doing it in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

[–]The_Adventurist 9 points10 points ago

Why anyone would think krokodil sounds like a good idea is beyond me. "Hey guys, I know we have this plethora of non-flesh eating drugs to use, BUT HOW ABOUT WE INJECT RUSSIAN TOXIC WASTE INTO OUR LIMBS!"

[–]herpalicious 1 point2 points ago

Because it's cheaper than heroin?

[–]The_Adventurist 1 point2 points ago

Then huff paint or some shit, not turn to the drug that eats your limbs off.

[–]AnusFelcherMD 3 points4 points ago

Druggies aren't known for their wise decision making skills.

[–]ThomStar 2 points3 points ago

It's unlikely to hit the US as it's made from Codeine cough suppressants which aren't available over the counter here.

[–]dsigned001 1 point2 points ago

Actually, its gotten popular because its ingredients have up till now been over the counter (codeine being the big one I think), whereas in most of Western Europe and the States its prescription only.

[–]ButcherBlues 8 points9 points ago

The videos are worse. There's one of a nurse using a hacksaw to cut through this guys leg bone.

Another video is a nurse caring to wounds on this womans inner thigh, the poor woman was crying out in pain. Absolutely horrible to see that woman cry like that, her whole body destroyed.

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 1 point2 points ago

The one with the gigli saw is insane. The doctor takes a peek under the plastic wrap, says what I'm sure is "NOPE" in Russian and just crudely saws the leg off into a trash can. He doesn't even do a good job either, just kind of picks a random spot, hacks it into the bag, and goes on with his day.

[–]StigNasti 4 points5 points ago

It is, there's videos out there if you're that curious.

[–]kensomniac 1 point2 points ago

I think there's one of a russian lady out there, I think there's a wound in her thigh that the doctors were packing with gauze, sliding it beneath the skin.. if I remember right, much of her ulna and radius were visible... I'll see if I can dig up a link.

[–]EverGlow89 8 points9 points ago

You will do no such thing.

[–]kensomniac 3 points4 points ago

I'm sorry, what?

NSFL

NSFL II

[–]R3divid3r 3 points4 points ago

Please hunt for me.

[–]kaede1s 3 points4 points ago

It's like a human half-eaten chicken leg. Or beef jerky, whichever you prefer.

[–]Agavi 1 point2 points ago

I was having a really hard time getting off reddit to study for this exam in a couple of days. Thanks for making it easier.

[–]Lord_NShYH 1 point2 points ago

This is some weak shit. Go to /r/SpaceDicks for a while, and then we will talk about what is and isn't NSFW/NSFL.

[–]Silent_Thunder 5 points6 points ago

"License and registra-"

[–]Balls2TheFloor 4 points5 points ago

Do I get a discount if I take a bump off your face?

[–]GFandango 1 point2 points ago

You need to go further down for a discount

[–]havesometea1 10 points11 points ago

cardiac arrest in 3...2...1...

[–]dithery 6 points7 points ago

His name is Double Drop Dave! Here is is ridiculous twitter account: http://twitter.com/#!/@doubledropdave

What a nutter.

[–]amade183 18 points19 points ago

Um, clearly you don't buy many drugs, because that is the best evidence I've seen of quality coke without having to try it.

[–]willymo 39 points40 points ago

And judging by their current state you could probably just say "Just pour some in this baggie. Don't worry about the money, you can pay me back tomorrow."

"FCUKIN AWESOME DUDE. YOU WANNA TAKE A RIDE? LETS GO MAN, HIS CAR IS SO FUCKING FAST DUDE. GET IN. WERE GOING BOWLING MAN. LETS GO SWIMMING. DUDE PUBLIC POOL/BOWLING AREA. BEST IDEA. WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW DUDE. PEACE."

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[–]ChickenPotPi 4 points5 points ago*

Geez I bet you can get high off the dashboard alone.

[–]SenTedStevens 11 points12 points ago

I bet he didn't cut the real stuff with something else. Also, I bet that he can't weigh things, so you might get more than you paid for.

[–]SoulWeaver 5 points6 points ago

Or less*

[–]zsasz 2 points3 points ago

And on his forehead reads as follows: "Drive sober"..

[–]bobcat_08 3 points4 points ago

I dunno, that guy's face speaks pretty well for his product.

[–]y2kh8r 6 points7 points ago

Do not buy drugs from this guy.. because it's probably flour.

[–]SweetLeafKush 4 points5 points ago

"Is there a problem officer?"

[–]dingus_the_half_frog 4 points5 points ago

Why do all you people assume this is cocaine? Being eastern europe, that is very likely some decent speed. And a baggie of pills, which accounts for his expression.

[–]koyo4 3 points4 points ago

Look at all that flour just wasting away there.

[–]bkapps 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Schwagstock...

[–]MillzwooT 1 point2 points ago

This is more creepy than funny...

[–]narcisslol 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, THAT'S attractive.

[–]woogoose 1 point2 points ago

"Lesson One: Don't get high on your own supply."

[–]MrKei 1 point2 points ago

All my upvotes to you. irst time i loughed out loud!

[–]FluxChiller 1 point2 points ago

Best LOL I have had today!

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

Is there a problem officer?

[–]habshabshabs 1 point2 points ago

He's using the wrong side of the CD case!

[–]asaydjari 1 point2 points ago

seconded

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[–]GMKO 1 point2 points ago

That dude is higher than the fucking Everest.

[–]Jackstick 1 point2 points ago

TUCKER! TUCKER! SHUT THE DOOR! TUCKER!!

[–]mattwest3 1 point2 points ago

why is that weed white?

[–]funnynamegoeshere 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I drive a 2002 Nissan Sentra, too!

[–]dickolas44 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he's having a blast.

[–]shug7272 1 point2 points ago

I like most about this picture the fact that the driver looks as if to say "oh Dave, you so silly." While Dave is busy oding.

[–]KidTheFat 3 points4 points ago

He failed to completely roll his eyes back, so all I see is this

[–]Demoknight111 3 points4 points ago

Oh no! You got r/WTF in my r/funny!

[–]wujack[S] 12 points13 points ago

it was a tough decision

[–]GeneralPlanet 9 points10 points ago

To be fair, if he posted it in /r/WTF all he'd get are cries of "THIS ISN'T 'WTF'" and "THIS SUB SUCKS NOW BECAUSE OF SHIT LIKE THIS".

[–]ShesGonnaLoseIt 1 point2 points ago

What a waste

[–]Kevinsense 5 points6 points ago

a waste of flour? because it obviously isn't anything valuable.

[–]1DayMan1 1 point2 points ago