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[–]Hadowscas 28 points29 points ago

As a big hairy straight guy I get that face often.

[–]Sobertese 25 points26 points ago

As a skinny straight guy who does not understand gay lingo... Wtf you gunna get ATE son!

[–]Hadowscas 2 points3 points ago

It's ok. I use it to my advantage at the gay clubs. All the free drinks. Lol

[–]Sobertese 5 points6 points ago

Now aware of the term, being "eaten by a bear" might be a fun Saturday night for op

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Oh baby. You have no idea.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I like big hairy guys. Not straight mind you.

[–]RubySauce 8 points9 points ago

As a straight woman I couldn't agree more.

[–]I_Am_The_Ocean 9 points10 points ago

How you doin'...

[–]liqdnitro 0 points1 point ago

Not even close

[–]hatemyselfbetterthnU 3 points4 points ago

For those confused as to what a "bear" is: Bears

[–]nathan_peace 0 points1 point ago

[–]dachomeslice 1 point2 points ago

FINALLLYYYYYH

[–]Nivlac024 1 point2 points ago

I need to find women who are into bear like straight men.

[–]genki831 0 points1 point ago

They are very fucking few and far between I will tell you. I have met a couple though.

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

I was married to one for seven years. :P

[–]user_reformed 2 points3 points ago

He isn't my type either.

[–]trustedsource 4 points5 points ago

As a straight guy into women, I would still totally bang ridiculously photogenic guy.

[–]thesomedude777 1 point2 points ago

the title confuses me...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

As a gay guy into bears this is how I feel about the photogenic guy meme.

Alright. So let's break it down. The face of NPH in that Gif is usually my face that I make when I see everyone being so "omg he's so attractive" to this Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

As a Gay Guy.

That part should be obvious.

Into bears.

This is a bear. Mildly NSFW

[–]redmonster2 12 points13 points ago

I believe by NPR you mean NPH?

[–]RaePie 4 points5 points ago

Nope. The face of National Public Radio.

[–]ginemginem 2 points3 points ago

No no, he was thinking of Ira Glass..

[–]PhoenixonFire 1 point2 points ago

I'm a woman with a big crush on Ira Glass, so this I can understand.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I was listening to NPR and got it confused. My bad. Fixing now.

[–]thesomedude777 5 points6 points ago

didn't know what a bear was. thanks for the clarification

[–]Doombringer223 10 points11 points ago*

Thank you for clearing up what you meant by bears. At first I thought you were talking about real bears and I thought "holy shit this guy must have a dangerous sex life."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

The percentage of men I bang is roughly the same percentage of seeing a wild grizzly in the middle of New york City. Damn near zero.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Cub, normally.

Also, I didn't notice it was a link. Then when I did I promptly drooled. Warn a man! Not expecting the gorgeous.

[–]SweetLeafKush 6 points7 points ago

And there's the ego boost I was fishin for. I'll take my leave now.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Damn you for torturing me.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Aaand immediately lost all attraction.

[–]SweetLeafKush -1 points0 points ago

It's better this way.

[–]falafel1066 0 points1 point ago

[–]GeoffDovahkiin 1 point2 points ago

really high by the looks of it

[–]joeanon -2 points-1 points ago

Are you trying to say you are impressed or are not impressed ? Why does being into bears even matter ? NPH does not look impressed so I assumed you were saying you were or heard enough of it.

But then you say into bears and meme guy is unshaven so again you've seemed to confused more people than anything.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

As I said to you in another post, an unshaven face does not a bear make. Please fuck off as you have no idea what you're talking about.

[–]MelancholyRainbow 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the reason the straight men like him is because he's androgynous looking enough?

[–]joeanon 1 point2 points ago

I think maybe it's just a meme and we don't really like or dislike the guy. He is just very generic looking, but honestly there are much more generic and more photogenic faces.

[–]Leafsapphire 0 points1 point ago

Into bears? :o

Are they into you too?

[–]icechampion1 0 points1 point ago

I really do not find him that attractive at all and I am into most kinds of guys just I don't think he is as good looking as they say

[–]awkward_peach 0 points1 point ago

Tyson is that you?!

[–]genki831 0 points1 point ago

As a straight man I will tell you what dude I really would honestly fuck. It's this guy.

[–]OCB_Rolls 0 points1 point ago

Finally, thank you.

[–]AlterBridgeFan 1 point2 points ago

into bears?

[–]tarradiddles 11 points12 points ago

big hairy men

[–]AlterBridgeFan 3 points4 points ago

oh, now it makes sense. Have an upvote.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

(http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/he-s-a-bear/17wb624sn?from=&adlt=strict)

Couldn't find one on youtube, but this Always Sunny clip sums it up nicely.

[–]halogrand 4 points5 points ago

b...bi...bing? ಠ_ಠ

[–]AlterBridgeFan 1 point2 points ago

found out. And the video can only be streamed in the United States.

[–]JesterAzazel -1 points0 points ago

I'm sick of it, too. I was sick of it the second time I saw it. Oh well, it'll be gone in a week or two..

[–]sachegrande 1 point2 points ago

RPG is a power bottom.

[–]Klacksaft 0 points1 point ago

Or the less fun intensive game, Rock, Paper, Ghandi. Now with pacifist option for children with oversensitive parents!

[–]joeanon 0 points1 point ago

You know how i know I'm not gay. I don't get this at all.

[–]FSMCA -5 points-4 points ago

Who gives a shit let this dumb meme die

[–]snowlion13 -1 points0 points ago

reddit: the only place besides a gay website a dude can say he takes it in the pooper and also prefers the other guys to have as much body hair and mass as possible and it be well recieved

[–]GeoffDovahkiin -1 points0 points ago

or any british tv show.....

[–]leogg_lyl -1 points0 points ago

So there's a fetish where you're into having sex with bears? What!?!?!?!

[–]Casedilla -1 points0 points ago

At first I was like, "Why would being gay have anything to do with liking bears?" and then I was like "Ohhhhhhh, heh. I get it."

[–]silverkir -1 points0 points ago

As a straight guy who has a similar build to Photogenic Guy, I applaud photogenic guy's success

[–]genki831 -2 points-1 points ago

As a bear who isn't gay that's how I feel about the endless gay guys into bears who are after me. I will say it's taught me a lesson though about what it's like for all the ladies I've pursued that weren't into me. One of these days if I get desperate enough I might go gay for pay.

[–]sethboy67 -5 points-4 points ago

I don't get it, are you disappointed by photogenic guy? I'm straight and even I would fuck him, OK maybe not but my point still stands. And don't say it doesn't because your argument is invalid

[–]Streakiest 5 points6 points ago

It's because he's not large and hairy, which is what the OP would much prefer.

[–]joeanon 0 points1 point ago

How is he not hairy ?

[–]Ralimin 0 points1 point ago

The fact that he isn't large and hairy has nothing to do with the fact that he is extremely photogenic. You don't have to be into someone to recognize that. That's where this post fails.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I'm not saying he isn't photogenic. I'm saying he's not attractive.

[–]joeanon -1 points0 points ago

But he is unshaven so by your own title you should find him attractive.

That's why you confused everyone.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Okay.

First off. He's too thin.

Secondly, unshaven face does not a bear make.

[–]littleimp -3 points-2 points ago

As a normal guy: Who gives a shit? (Hint: Nobody)

[–]godwin12319 -4 points-3 points ago

have sex with bears is wrong, having sex with any animals is wrong

[–]rk9 6 points7 points ago

[–]godwin12319 0 points1 point ago

he said bears you fucktard. i dont know any gay guys into bears