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[–]losian 3 points4 points ago*

Marquis (the dog-like fellow there) had to make an agreement with his dick.

You see Marquis's gaoler (jailer) has a super mancrush on him and two other inmates wish to escape. To facilitate their escape the Marquis has agreed to go forwards with escapades of the sexual nature with his jailer. His penis isn't too keen on the idea, but agrees on one condition - he wants to fuck that crack. Marquis agrees it is a nice crack, though his penis insists it had been better outside of the Bastielle.

He humps the wall, his penis gets cut a bit (and in a subsequent scene has a little bandage on) and all is well.

I'm 100% serious by the way, no joking. The movie is fucking weird. Enjoy your context.

[–]DeadlyRed 2 points3 points ago

What the actual fuck did I just watch then read?

[–]losian 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. It's a weird ass movie, supposedly deep and full of lots of symbolism, but I'd probably have to re-watch it a few times to get past the insane sexuality and general strangeness of it.

[–]CaptainHomicide 1 point2 points ago

The Adventures of Harvey Wallbanger

[–]SailingSeasofRum 0 points1 point ago

Used to be on Youtube

Edit: Just checked, still is.

[–]Pep_Grundy 0 points1 point ago

What's it under on youtube?

[–]SailingSeasofRum 1 point2 points ago

Search Marquis, there are a few different ones and at least one with eng subtitles. It is French after all.

[–]faithlessdisciple 0 points1 point ago

i am.. strangely aroused.

[–]taylorlongboard 0 points1 point ago

Fucking repost repost repost.

[–]MrBrawn 0 points1 point ago

I learned not to stick my dick in walls from Porkies.

[–]vonrumble -1 points0 points ago

cannot unsee!