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[–]YourMomSaidHi 34 points35 points ago

Kinda hot in these rhinos

[–]justalurker89 2 points3 points ago

Read in his voice.

[–]DandyManderz 15 points16 points ago

Waaaaarm!

[–]armadalol 15 points16 points ago

I love the part when he's just squeezing his head out and his jaw is caught up on the rubber, classic Jim Carrey moment.

[–]fuel997 4 points5 points ago

[–]stepsandnombers 4 points5 points ago

milo and otis nsfw, live birth.

[–]war_on_sunshine 14 points15 points ago

[–]wristcontrol 2 points3 points ago

Not bad... for a human.

[–]karmaisdharma 4 points5 points ago

I actually watched this on tv last night and the mother funkers cut this scene completely out, LLLLLLLLLLIKEEE A GGGGLOVEEE!!!

[–]Soopafien 0 points1 point ago

You must be watching it on a different channel because when I watched it they left it in. They did, however, cut out the shot of the subway billboard.

[–]jamesonbar[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yea I watched it too I kept going over and over the scene pissed that they cut it out

[–]omfgitsmarv 6 points7 points ago

This is my timeline pic for "... born on..."

[–]ArchbishopHamster 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this; mine as well. Upvote for you.

[–]strills 2 points3 points ago

Fuck I thought I was funny doing this. "No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better" ~Homer Simpson

[–]gambLe6 0 points1 point ago

I can already tell you're from 9gag. Shut the fuck up.

[–]thatguydan01 0 points1 point ago

same, hahaha.

[–]BrutalJones 3 points4 points ago

I already knew what this was going to be before I even clicked the link.

[–]Par_Avion 3 points4 points ago

What movie is this? I remember seeing this, long ago...

[–]magic3383 2 points3 points ago

As a child, I believed this was the funniest thing that I had ever seen.

[–]Instincts 1 point2 points ago

I was watching this movie the other day on G4 and was extremely dissappointed when they editted this part out.

[–]A-Ron 1 point2 points ago

The younger generation will never know how hot it gets in these rhinos.

[–]KingOfCopenhagen 1 point2 points ago

Giving birth to a maggot in The Fly

[–]rubxcube 2 points3 points ago

[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

Is there a .gif of this?

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[–]Dapwell 3 points4 points ago

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

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[–]katie_johnson1 -2 points-1 points ago

How did you get a downvote?

[–]HaydenB -3 points-2 points ago

It is a mystery...

[–]katie_johnson1 0 points1 point ago

Sure is. It was a nice comment.

[–]RipCity88 0 points1 point ago

Because this has been posted a million times.

[–]wheresmyhouse 1 point2 points ago

Thank god, no one's said it yet.

[–]mushmancat 1 point2 points ago

Punch line was too predictable.

[–]Getoveritbaby 1 point2 points ago

What about the birth scene in Freddy got Fingered? Lol.

[–]Afedock 1 point2 points ago

I was watching this on cable last night (G4 I think) and the entire scene of him coming out of the rhino was edited out.

[–]Deziire 1 point2 points ago

Shoot em' up was pretty good too

[–]buttsmcbutts 1 point2 points ago

Caligula did it better

[–]InsertRedditHere 1 point2 points ago

Damn Nature you scary!

[–]Strogglol 1 point2 points ago

Couldn't agree more.

[–]dryvoutcm 1 point2 points ago

Came in expecting Ace Ventura reference. Did not leave disappoint.

[–]trumbo 1 point2 points ago

I always pretend I'm doing this when I put on a tight sweatshirt or something.

[–]MNico 1 point2 points ago

The fact that this scene is almost always cut short on television pisses me off to no end.

I also can't stand hearing "Yeepee kah yeh, Meestuh Falcon!"

[–]GetsEclectic 1 point2 points ago

[–]passthevegemite 1 point2 points ago

I think I laughed at that scene when I first saw it harder than I've laughed at anything in my life.

[–]upvotegordy 1 point2 points ago

[–]sammychammy 1 point2 points ago

Why did I click that, not knowing that it was Ace Ventura?

[–]ozpunk 1 point2 points ago

[–]THEbipolarBear97 0 points1 point ago

'tis my born picture on facebook

[–]sexual_pasta -2 points-1 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]Dyzon 0 points1 point ago

Glad, I didn't post this...

[–]EquinsuOcha 1 point2 points ago

No, it's the best movie ever, poopypants!

[–]Poptarter 0 points1 point ago

probably the first birth scene I ever saw on tv

[–]SmackadoodleJ 0 points1 point ago

My favorite movie of all time.

[–]4funsies 1 point2 points ago

This is my "born" event picture on my facebook timeline. It's rather under appreciated in my opinion.

[–]pedro3131 -1 points0 points ago

equinsu ocha!

[–]EquinsuOcha 1 point2 points ago

I couldn't help but notice that you referred to me as White Devil...

[–]eyeland12 -1 points0 points ago

What.the.fuck.? haha

[–]teeks -4 points-3 points ago

Second only to Alien!

[–]Fish_Face_Faeces 0 points1 point ago

I take it you haven't seen A Serbian Film.