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[–]wkfoster 2 points3 points ago

I can't disagree with you since I read the title in her voice.

[–]BestReplyPossible -2 points-1 points ago

Damn you! I was going to say that!

Eh, I can't think of anything now, thanks.

[–]Meatshield_for_hire 9 points10 points ago

[–]OdaOda[S] 0 points1 point ago

Awesome find

[–]Meatshield_for_hire 1 point2 points ago

Well, if I didn't post it, someone else would have. :)

[–]pretzelzetzel 3 points4 points ago

This seems like the doings of seanbaby from Cracked.com. Not sure, though.

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[–]Kingofburgerz 0 points1 point ago

The ramifications of this are astounding!

[–]OdaOda[S] 0 points1 point ago

The eternal question...

[–]IAmAStory 15 points16 points ago

and the rest of us will never see that question now....

[–]Cmaffeo3 0 points1 point ago

I remember this in r/new. I believe the question was something along the lines of "Yes, but whose lump is it?"

[–]The70th 0 points1 point ago

That story sucks...

[–]IAmAStory 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry you feel that way. Did you write that because you have a genuine interest in being shown an alternate perspective? Or were you just feeling gleeful and clever? (Or, heaven forbid, did you just want to feel smug and superior?)

[–]The70th 1 point2 points ago

It was actually as an ironic joke, directed towards your username. It actually had nothing to do with anything you, or anyone, actually said lol

[–]IAmAStory 1 point2 points ago

Hoooray!!!

[–]hydrox 1 point2 points ago

The title of this book is Drag Me Down. Google popular library #671. Shopped?

[–]mrthrowaway98 0 points1 point ago

complete and unabridged... because the abridged version would go something like:

  • those people on the cover, fucked.

[–]KiNGofKiNG89 0 points1 point ago

It looks like she is saying that to him.

[–]TheHatman9 0 points1 point ago

NO, IT MEANS CANCER!

[–]RetroViruses 0 points1 point ago

http://betterbooktitles.com/archive
Potentially the source, the search doesn't work correctly.

[–]philge -1 points0 points ago

Very fake.

[–]JacksLackOfTrust 6 points7 points ago

Oh no no, it says there at the bottom - 'complete and unabridged'. Seems legit to me.

[–]on_the_redpill -1 points0 points ago

Yet you still have to remind them how much you love them... in more obscure, less direct ways.