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[–]Psionx0 13 points14 points ago

There's a necrophiliac AMA?

[–]darkkittykatt 5 points6 points ago

i too had no idea.

[–]FightingCats[S] 2 points3 points ago

it's pretty bad. I think it was on the front page, or at least the front page of IAMA.

[–]thegrailshapedbeacon 2 points3 points ago

can you link to it? i can't find it.

[–]thegrailshapedbeacon 2 points3 points ago

thanks!

[–]Stones25 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]fishfunk5 0 points1 point ago

you'll come to regret that decision

[–]yesinrelationtoharry 24 points25 points ago

One of the best comments from that AMA: "Oh Reddit, where the guy who doesn't want to be friends with the dog-fucking necrophiliac is the asshole."

[–]angry_owlz 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit, i just read the AMA and i am pretty sure that guy is full of shit and made it up. If not, he is a really sick fuck.

[–]tehgama95 0 points1 point ago

Hey, different strokes for different blokes.

[–]milekill -1 points0 points ago

as much as I want to hate everything he said, I don't. in fact I think it's fascinating.

[–]angry_owlz 0 points1 point ago

Well I think it's a bit of both. Fascinating and yet it makes me want to vomit.

[–]zscuro 4 points5 points ago

I'm going to do myself a favor and skip this one. Just knowing it exists is enough for me.

[–]DogiojoeXZ 2 points3 points ago

It's pretty bad. Then he sometimes links to /r/gore. Never go there. It's fucking fucked man.

[–]DeadScarab 4 points5 points ago

Purple links EVERYWHERE.

[–]zscuro 0 points1 point ago

Duly noted.

[–]IronicSilver 4 points5 points ago

I spent at least two hours reading through that AMA, it was interesting.

[–]steezyliketheez 4 points5 points ago

Arrested Development spun into a Necrophiliac joke? Made my night.

[–]SpeaksInADquotes 0 points1 point ago

Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I guess it makes sense, you know, older guys expect certain things.

They do?

What a fun, sexy time for you.

[–]FightingCats[S] 2 points3 points ago

I think it might have gotten taken down. Can't seem to find it, but it was definitely up there for a while.

[–]shadowthiefo 2 points3 points ago

Every once in a while I try to find this picture, so I google "Dead Dove" or "Dead Pigeon".

Then I gross myself out for the next 5 minutes before I give up. I'm saving this thing now ಠ_ಠ

[–]DoNot_Eat 1 point2 points ago

You didn't eat that did you?

[–]paerb 1 point2 points ago

A picture of a dead dove referencing necrophilia and so far there are no jokes in here about having sex with dead doves. You should all feel ashamed.

[–]Seannn8706 2 points3 points ago

TIL i'll upvote anything referencing AD, even if the post has horrifying implications i don't understand.

[–]SpeaksInADquotes 0 points1 point ago

D plus. Sign this.

This is a D minus.

Well, either way, it's above a D right?

[–]christman4 0 points1 point ago

That was the only thing that's ever legitimately made me gag on reddit.

[–]PoisonLily 0 points1 point ago

One of the few times I actually wanted it to be a troll... But I'm unsure. It was sick.

[–]UnrulyFrog 0 points1 point ago

He mentions that he has never actually gotten his hands on a body, and just fantasizes about it.

[–]DreadedSeriousDog 0 points1 point ago

I once ate a dove. They taste a lot more different than you would expect them to.

[–]klownxxx 0 points1 point ago

i love how he underlines "Eat!" as if it's okay to do other stuff with it, just don't eat it.

[–]justmuggle 0 points1 point ago

In his words: "I find it interesting how necrophiliacs are one of the few fetishists who are absolutely guaranteed to become what they crave."

This is going to haunt me forever.

[–]jpfrost17 0 points1 point ago

just saw that exact same episode haha