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[–]Mister2 136 points137 points ago

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[–]omniphage 39 points40 points ago

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Upvote for linking to nigahiga. Hilarious stuff.

[–]ItsPrisonTime 49 points50 points ago

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[–]sybert 23 points24 points ago

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Higa

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[–]dazun 4 points5 points ago

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Confirmation bias. You see what you want to see. And judging by your name, you aren't particularly fond of Asians, thus your opinion is formed.

[–]appropriate_name 1 point2 points ago

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dat negative karma

[–]rizwan_k -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]xios 49 points50 points ago

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Was anyone else bothered with the title order of Mom, dad and the comic order dad, mom?

[–]SomeGuyWithABoner 21 points22 points ago*

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I was more bothered that the meme assumes that gay parents want their children to be gay also, thus implying that gay parents raise gay children.

Edit: Clarity.

[–]stevo42 57 points58 points ago

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Thus implying gay parents breed.

[–]koopa-dude 42 points43 points ago

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Thus implying he took this video srsly

[–]MedievalKnieval 11 points12 points ago

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Well, we sure try... No luck yet so far.

[–]BordomBeThyName 3 points4 points ago

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Further investigation required?

[–]MedievalKnieval 1 point2 points ago

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Huh?

[–]Jabbathematt 8 points9 points ago

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He means bang more.

[–]Hazlzz 24 points25 points ago

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I think it's just meant to be a humorous subversion of the "coming out" trope... but I think it would've been better if the two dads had similar facial expressions to the mom and dad.

[–]nonnein 3 points4 points ago

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in the video, they do

[–]learningcomputer 1 point2 points ago

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That's not as pronounced in the vid, the poster just took the "reaction" screen cap a little too early

[–]EndTimer 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, they look mortified. Unless they're being over-dramatic. Neither is a good look. Then again, the next picture takes it even further, but that's supposed to be the absurd one.

[–]morphotomy 10 points11 points ago

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Its a bridge between the first comic and the last. its callednescalation and it makes things funnier without things being funnier. stop over analyzing the joke and start over analyzing reality.

[–]YourBestFriendStu 3 points4 points ago

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hmmm... why do my fingernails seem to grow faster than other peoples?

[–]appropriate_name 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, no way. MINE definitely grow faster than yours.

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

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Oh.

[–]one_for_my_husband 0 points1 point ago

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adrenal gland health, thyroid health

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

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Oh.

[–]not_case_sensitive 0 points1 point ago

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It's because you're not hitting the apostrophe key when you should be. Learning correct grammar will wear down your fingernails faster.

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

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Oh.

[–]sybert 2 points3 points ago

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It's best when taken with a sense of humor.

[–]MbMn91 0 points1 point ago

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Picture with text=/= a meme.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 8 points9 points ago

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"Son...you're adopted..."

[–]Neonite 11 points12 points ago

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But it's okay, because we're getting a divorce anyway!

[–]BakulaSelleck92 21 points22 points ago

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Mom, Dad... I'm asian.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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Not sure if reference to the racist Asian sex-selection joke or just an extrapolation from the video.

[–]PseudoFanboy 0 points1 point ago

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gasp!

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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@B1enji - are you sure about that?

title comnts points age /r/
dad...mom... 131coms 849pts 4mos funny
Dad... 17coms 396pts 2mos funny
Stolen from George Takei's Facebook Page... I just had to repost. 0coms 4pts 5dys funny

source: karmadecay

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[–]tylargh 1 point2 points ago

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Magic and Liberty.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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He's an attractive man.

[–]spectraphysics 0 points1 point ago

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and I would welcome him being at least a little bit gay

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I figure he's either gonna be my boyfriend or my sassy gay bestie. Either way I'm fine with the outcome. :p

[–]wagglyteff 4 points5 points ago

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I used to go to school with Ryan. I'm sure Reddit will be glad to know he's a great guy in person too. Shaun was kind of a dick though

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

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Shaun Riley?

[–]wagglyteff 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know his last name... The Shaun that did videos with Ryan before Ryan moved out of Hawaii. The one in the "How to be" videos

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, right. I thought you were talking about this Shaun.

[–]RedSeed 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, sad to hear. His last name is Fujioshi, I believe.

[–]BWEE 3 points4 points ago

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my god. nigahiga getting attention on reddit. its..its great to see.

[–]sydney92 1 point2 points ago

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Ryan higa??

[–]Depressed_Downvoter 1 point2 points ago

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Mom is hot.

[–]Ftlkid92 1 point2 points ago

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"Dad, Dad...." "Am I adopted?"

[–]TakePillsAndChill 1 point2 points ago

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They should make a "leftvote" button cuz this one is just wackadoo

[–]Slyfox00 1 point2 points ago

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Satire right?

[–]JellyGlyde 5 points6 points ago

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Glen?

[–]rokerroker45 -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh jesus I'm mortified you're not upvoted for this.

[–]jlesnick 0 points1 point ago

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how many times shall we repost this.

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

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7...million

[–]jlesnick 5 points6 points ago

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9......11

[–]Airazz -1 points0 points ago

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9 and 11? That adds up to 9/11, which means that... OH MY GOD. Someone bring me garlic and some silver bullets, now!

[–]Nanigans 3 points4 points ago

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I lost it at the last panel. Oh God, have my upvote.

[–]sybert 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you should upvote the OP instead of God.

[–]Lazy4Gov 1 point2 points ago

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i went to school with this guy right on

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Your English teacher is praying right now that you don't identify the school...

[–]Lazy4Gov 0 points1 point ago

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i am the english teacher

[–]DoctorPimpslap -1 points0 points ago

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For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]imgay420 0 points1 point ago

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idgi

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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slowpoke

[–]timo103 0 points1 point ago

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But who was phone?

[–]CountMalachi 0 points1 point ago

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Just wait until he confesses that he's chinese.

[–]veritasxe 0 points1 point ago

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TIL I learned that white people give birth to Asians, or so Asians seem to think.

[–]arcticursa 0 points1 point ago

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Well played, good sir

[–]Mrbananpants64 0 points1 point ago

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This is hard to say buddy... but this post is in fact a repost.

[–]sticfreak 0 points1 point ago

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Things that ruin thanksgiving

[–]Kokamo_Joe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]itellyouifitsold 0 points1 point ago

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This is old.

[–]Rt4Konflict 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed at this for too long

[–]The_designer_pro -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Jonfirst 0 points1 point ago

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Gets better every time I read it.

[–]skippi -1 points0 points ago

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i love him on youtube! :)

[–]lightsdevil -2 points-1 points ago

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I believe the dad dad couple would want their son to choose whatever sexuality he felt comfortable with.

But I lol'd, so have an upvote.

[–]Drunken_Economist 3 points4 points ago

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How well do you know that couple?

[–]Shamwow22 0 points1 point ago

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Well, gay people understand that sexuality isn't something you can impose on your kids, since our parents and society tried to impose heterosexuality on us while we were growing up and it didn't change who we were attracted to.

People like Dan Savage and the dude he's with assume that there's a 90-95% chance their kids are going to be straight, just like the rest of society. However, if they do turn out to be gay. . .it's not like their parents wouldn't understand or accept them. :p

[–]mightypekingman -1 points0 points ago

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Those are some very nice pearls.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST.

[–]ratamac -1 points0 points ago

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at least you're not an atheist...

[–]Sunupu -3 points-2 points ago

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Yes, yet another funny video reduced to still pictures with subtitles tacked on that's been reposted countless times. Nicely done OP.

[–]RedRevolver -2 points-1 points ago

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who upvotes this shit? reposted about 10 billion times by now. I'm not even one to complain about reposts but wow.

[–]BecauseEricHasOne -3 points-2 points ago

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I seriously think that's my CA friend Yamato but knowing stereotypes, he's probably just Asian.

[–]iRateSluts 2 points3 points ago

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He's one of the most popular youtube uploaders, Ryan Higa.