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[–]JesterAzazel 61 points62 points ago

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Fenton, no!

[–]Drawtaru 6 points7 points ago

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JESUS CHRIST!! FEEEEENNNTTTOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!

[–]King_of_the_Juice 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The dog is....Cartman?

[–]TakenAway -1 points0 points ago

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Albino Black Sheep is still around?

[–]strangethoughts 11 points12 points ago

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"I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"

[–]i_want_to_comment 27 points28 points ago

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Don't worry, I'm pretty sure those are deer ears.

[–]beefinbed 2 points3 points ago

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finding a decomposed deer carcass in the spring is no hard task for a dog, especially if you don't live far from a road with a lot of snow melt, and a lot of deer collisions.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 1 point2 points ago

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Oh dear. Doe!

[–]lilfunky87 2 points3 points ago

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Yep...

[–]kdar 0 points1 point ago

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dears

[–]HamiltonBrand 39 points40 points ago

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As a rabbit lover, my heart is broken.

[–]Jonthrei 79 points80 points ago

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It's nature, though. This is the end most rabbits meet.

If it makes you feel any better, rabbits are a royal PITA to catch, and this dog either got lucky or had to work very hard for this meal. I used to own a rabbit when I was younger, and we'd let him run in the backyard - getting him back inside was quite the chore.

[–]Abbacoverband 20 points21 points ago

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Who on earth downvotes people for that? I'll lend you my upvote, but sheesh. There's no accounting for other people's tastes I guess.

[–]Jonthrei 26 points27 points ago

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People with absolutely no exposure to the realities of nature.

Apparently they don't like your post either. I got your back.

[–]Abbacoverband 15 points16 points ago

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/chest pound :)

[–]BCouto 5 points6 points ago

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Rabbit tastes good.

[–]wesman212 2 points3 points ago

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Especially if they're sautéed in Easter spirit.

[–]Abbacoverband 1 point2 points ago

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Snorted before 7 AM. Beautiful.

[–]HamiltonBrand 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah. I can't argue with that. Their bodies are amazing features that evolved with their place in the circle of life.

[–]Jonthrei 2 points3 points ago

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It is absolutely amazing how agile they are. They can run at incredible speeds and then make a 90 degree turn effortlessly.

[–]ipha 1 point2 points ago

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My rabbit can do 90 degree turns, but seems to forget that he still has some momentum going in his original direction until he slams into the wall.

[–]anotherproductiveday 2 points3 points ago

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Not agile enough to dodge my tire.

[–]Retanaru 0 points1 point ago

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On the other hand you can exhaust them fairly easily. It really takes only a few minutes of running after one.

[–]Jonthrei 0 points1 point ago

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I used to either corner him and approach very slowly and gently with food, or try and chase him through the door. He felt safe in his cage, so he had a tendency to run into it.

[–]jasmaree 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, god, I remember petsitting someone's rabbit. I let it out of the cage and the darn thing just would not go back. I thought the whole "rabbits are fast" thing was just an exaggeration, like eating carrots.

[–]clintonius -1 points0 points ago

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This is the end most rabbits meat.

Fixed that for ya.

[–]randirockstar -2 points-1 points ago

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Nature or not, the OP should have put a better title on it. If it said "dead fucking rabbit" I would not have looked.

[–]wullymammith 3 points4 points ago

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those are actually deer ears

[–]darklooshkin -3 points-2 points ago

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As a rabbit lover, I am disappointed that it's not on my plate.

[–]wizalt 6 points7 points ago

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I bet that dog gets great reception.

[–]CannedBeef 7 points8 points ago

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Dog wants attention.

Dog has my attention.

pet pet pet

[–]kdar 10 points11 points ago

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I have no idea why I did this.

[–]bioguy741 1 point2 points ago

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Now I has a sad. :(

[–]Woogity 4 points5 points ago

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I shouldn't be laughing so hard.

[–]flyguysd 20 points21 points ago

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Breath easy rabbit lovers. Those are deer ears.

[–]sharliecash 17 points18 points ago

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This image made me realize murder is okay when killer cuteness > victim cuteness

[–]ShaolinMasterKiller 17 points18 points ago

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I don't think a dog killing a rabbit can be described with moral term of 'murder'. But I agree with you.

[–]CranberryBogMonster 8 points9 points ago

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This excuse has never worked for me and I'm WAY cuter than several of the people I've killed.

[–]smoakme 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I hate the serial killers that kill hot chicks.

[–]Abbacoverband 2 points3 points ago

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OR = to. If it was an ugly ass dog or a person, I'd be all like, "Fuck. That. Shit."

[–]smoakme 1 point2 points ago

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Well ridiculously photogenic guy can watch the world burn.

[–]Eh_oh 1 point2 points ago

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I dare you to post this on r/aww

[–]notacrook 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, I thought you were going to say that someone finally killed Zombie Jesus this year.

[–]Kindinfantryman 1 point2 points ago

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nom nom nom

[–]AngryBorscht 1 point2 points ago

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Sit Ubu sit. Good dog.

[–]Whalesrule1995 1 point2 points ago

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I think those are deer ears.....just saying

[–]Spoodles 0 points1 point ago

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yes they look that way

[–]BushMeat 1 point2 points ago

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good boy!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that exactly. Good hunting dog.

[–]Clydeicus 1 point2 points ago

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That dog is adorable.

[–]Zer_Mortice 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, cute dog

[–]WeaverXIII 2 points3 points ago

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That dog's got the right idea. Rabbit is delicious.

[–]chickenofderp 0 points1 point ago

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omnomnomnom

[–]Lucius704 0 points1 point ago

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That forrest is beatiful!

[–]The_Pourne_Ultimatum 0 points1 point ago

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If your dog licks your afterwards, could it possibly transmit diseases such as rabies? Lovely dog, btw!

[–]znode 1 point2 points ago

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Rabbit is one of the very few mammalian species that does not contract rabies.

[–]The_Pourne_Ultimatum 0 points1 point ago

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What about other animals like squirrels or rats?

[–]wolfmann 0 points1 point ago

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Get your dog wormed. My dog does this every now and then

[–]SkinniestAnimal 0 points1 point ago

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This was on google images ages ago, god knows how many here

[–]InappropriateCliche 0 points1 point ago

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Well, the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

[–]paddlegal 0 points1 point ago

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A carnivore's diet? Meat, bones and fur. noms

[–]tboy4 0 points1 point ago

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That looks every little bit like my grandfathers dog.

[–]SLPy 0 points1 point ago

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I spy a rabbit eye?

[–]darklooshkin 0 points1 point ago

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Watership Down: Best. Easter Movie. Ever.

[–]ncvane 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed to hard at that. I am a bad person.

[–]trashionalenquirerer 0 points1 point ago

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Oddly enough, this Easter weekend I've heard at least three or four stories about rabbits dying and Easter being cancelled. My mother even told me that her cat brought a dead rabbit up to the house today.

[–]peterninkampoop 0 points1 point ago

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I named my dog Denzel Abraham Washington Garth so that his initials would be DAWG...weed

[–]General_Juicebox 0 points1 point ago

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well at least dinner is on

[–]ekaceerf 0 points1 point ago

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That made my girlfriend a sad panda.

[–]dirtydave71 0 points1 point ago

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BWAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[–]natholomew 0 points1 point ago

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No cable, but we can still watch the game... with these rabbit ears!

[–]nbritton91 0 points1 point ago

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Atheist dog does not approve of Easter.

[–]superdooperman 0 points1 point ago

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Last week my dog took out the Easter bunnies' understudy...http://i.imgur.com/LC9at.jpg

[–]mauxly 0 points1 point ago*

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So I'm out in the middle of bumfuck southwest USA backpacking, just me and my dog. I take some mushrooms and find myself sitting on a beautiful mesa, and trying to determine how much of the beauty I'm witnessing is earth or psychedelics. Red, tan, orange sandstone meets green river and they all meet blue sky/white clouds - all of it merging in and out of fractal wonderland. And I'm alone, miles away from people, but I've got my dog with me.

Basically. I'm in heaven.

Until...

My dog comes running up to me all excited, chomping on something. She had a cat head in her mouth, and it was positioned so horrifically perfectly that every time she took a bite on it (imagine a silenced squeakily toy) it's own mouth would open and close.

What do I do?

I think, "This is the most fucked up Muppet Show I've ever seen!" and get a case of the giggles that are so powerful they pretty much render me retarded for the next few hours.

Oh yeah, my dog would have never killed a cat (rip Marley). Once I came down and had to deal with it, it was obviously a find on her part, dried out, long dead. Poor cat.

TLDR: I dealt with this, only worse, while tripping.

[–]bang_Noir 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck bitches, get bunny.

[–]BestReplyPossible 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, at least he wasn't carrying a "Chocolate Treat" in his mouth.

[–]Jertob 0 points1 point ago

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Just curious, if I posted a picture of a bear with half of a german shepherd's head in its mouth with a witty submission headline, would it get this many upvotes?

[–]projectbeaver 0 points1 point ago

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If the bear had them same stoic face as the dog.....perhaps.

[–]JustDroppinBy 0 points1 point ago

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Over time, I have grown to hate this picture due to sheer repetition.

[–]catterkang 0 points1 point ago

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Death.

[–]Twisttheblade 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to say "they found his body".

[–]moose1218 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]emashu 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or does this dog look like Don Draper?

[–]MortFlesh 0 points1 point ago

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Its wabbit season

[–]theinterned 0 points1 point ago

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My beagle found a rabbit den and dismembered 4 fetal bunnies on Good Friday. Happy Easter!

[–]F1CKEN 1 point2 points ago

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[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

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Now who will sit on the eggs!?

[–]TravelingAce 0 points1 point ago

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Next thing ya know you're going to tell us that your dog killed santa clause.

[–]SuperShamou 0 points1 point ago

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I just spent 20 minutes looking for a legit video of a dog biting Santa. I came up with nothing.

[–]TravelingAce 0 points1 point ago

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Yay!

[–]stevospc 0 points1 point ago

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I'ma get that bitch a bunny. Bitches love bunnies.

[–]1have2much3time -1 points0 points ago

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I usually eat the ears first.

[–]soal1 -1 points0 points ago

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Good doggie.

[–]ResidentWeeaboo -2 points-1 points ago

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this belongs in /r/aww :)

[–]ayoh10 -1 points0 points ago

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Grandmas not thrilled that she made all this food for nothing, damn it, dog.

[–]SSplooSh -1 points0 points ago

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Dafuq? THATS MY FUCKING DOG!

[–]randirockstar -1 points0 points ago

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How can you even think to post that in "funny"? That's not funny at all. You're fucking mean and this made me sad!

[–]nick041 -1 points0 points ago

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The Easter bunny isnt real. Neither is Santa. But you know what is real? The money you could be saving by only paying for a year of car insurance and having that roll over if you don't have an accident. ZOLTAN!

[–]TheGiantTurd -2 points-1 points ago

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Operation Easter is still active, but can no longer hear.

[–]mattismyname -5 points-4 points ago

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I always downvote pictures of dogs and/or rabbits. This picture left me conflicted.