Sometimes spear fishing can be a pain in the ass

brittnoose · 4 months

..Does anyone else also hurt when they see things like this?

kariragnor · 4 months

Poor spear... Having to be stuck In that guys ass...

missyprez99 · 4 months

Arrows to the knee are too mainstream

DocCaliban · 4 months

True Crime story from the little island I used to live on:

Two locals were getting drunk and hanging out at Local Guy #1's house. Eventually Local Guy #2 goes home and goes to bed. LG1 can't seem to find his wallet and naturally assumes that his good buddy LG2 has stolen it. LG1 drives to LG2's house and pounds on the door. LG2 opens the door and LG1 take a shot at him with a spear gun, but misses. LG1 then goes back to his truck and gets A SECOND SPEAR GUN. The second shot penetrates LG2's ribs and lung from the side. LG1 goes home and waits for the cops to show up.

LG2 is transported via ambulance to the airport to be flown over to the main island via a tiny Robinson helicopter. But they can't get him into the aircraft because of the spear sticking out of the side of his chest. Local Mechanic is called to the airport to cut the stainless steel spear with bolt cutters. That must have felt wonderful.

Meanwhile, LG1 finds his wallet at his house.

danielroxmysoxoff · 4 months

How does that even happen?

How much does a man's butt cheek have to stick out for a spear to go through on a single cheek?

AgentMaxPower · 4 months

while ive heard of people having buns of steel, ive never heard of steel in buns

JJFoshay · 4 months

I love that he's still wearing his life jacket. Safety first!

Antilominical · 4 months

Saw the title, said "That's going to be a spear in somebody's ass." Not disappointed.

breathe_happy · 4 months

My boyfriend's response when I showed him the post: "Ha ha! He's been shish-ka-bootied!" He's a punny one.

[deleted] · 4 months

Thats going to be awkward when he has to show the scar to his friends and family

cclsn3 · 4 months

Damn noob!

tarraaa · 4 months

Holy moly poor guy! I clenched my butt after this.

joeduerrissurfer · 4 months

I find this hard to masturbate to

eviltwinn2 · 4 months

NOPE!

andy98725 · 4 months

Enough internets for me today...

shaker28 · 4 months

These "Body Modifications" are getting out of hand.

FrankZappasNose · 4 months

Steve-O?

basec0m · 4 months

Quick someone play the "So Meaty" drop from Talk Soup.

Tylersthename · 4 months

Rule 34.

helivino · 4 months

Holy shit. I would NOT be messing with that.

harlyboy · 4 months

Considering all the other places he could of been speared, I'd say he's pretty fucking lucky..

GuyLove · 4 months

So, one of my coworkers knows the guy who did this. I saw this pic the day after. Shit bricks when I see it pop up in Reddit. Fuckin' St. Pete, FL man...

BOSCO27 · 4 months

I speared my own middle finger while I was loading my spear gun on a boat. It hurt like crazy and my insides were hanging out. Now I have a weird scar and sensation in that finger has never been the same.

noel5582152 · 4 months

I used to go whaling until I took a spear to the ass cheek. (Sorry if somebody has already said this)

zitfarmer · 4 months

Sea steak

TimBeluga · 4 months

Well there are things that are worse getting speared by then that.

boogieman117 · 4 months

The thing that is jumping out at me is that the guy is strapped to the backboard... As if it's going to be removed on the boat... My EMT spidey sense is tingling...

asshatnowhere · 4 months

karma much?

Robotyc · 4 months

NOPE.

foreignmouse · 4 months

Well, that's what they call karma, haha

Draiko · 4 months

Looks like he got the point.

cjtheinvader · 4 months

My thoughts, seeing this on my front page and thinking I read "Funny" instead of "WTF".

"WHY ISN'T THIS IN /r/WTF!"

And then I was a stupid.

UltyX · 4 months

-I'm afraid you're both out of your league, boys, because you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon.

_Harpoon, my ass.

-Okay.

Instigate · 4 months

I used to be an adventurer like you...

StickiestFingers · 4 months

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Lavibookman · 4 months

He took a arrow to the cheek

lexvegas · 4 months

'Tis but a flesh wound!

kluda06 · 4 months

Nice piercing

[deleted] · 4 months

So I heard /r/wtf likes piercings.

FTFY

Saxdog2005 · 4 months

I try not to spear those. So hard to cook.

betterthanme · 4 months

Maybe his friend shot him. Can you imagine that? How would your friendship survive such an event. "Geoff speared me in the ass once but we're still friends."

RebelWithoutAClue · 4 months

Underwater, nobody can hear you scream.

And you can't hear the fishes laughing either.

SmartAssUsername · 4 months

Mark it as NSFW pl0x.

4 months

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Burnsey235 · 4 months

Well, that's enough internet for one day

langballs · 4 months

cheek to cheek

LettersFromTheSky · 4 months

Ouch, that looks painful.

holocat · 4 months

...and everyone in the house ran in here in a panic. You could have heard me holler "OW! DAMN!" from a block away.

ofdubiousorigin · 4 months

My butt hurts in sympathy.

Freedem35 · 4 months

well he wont be sitting down anytime soon!

WTF-or-not · 4 months

I will allow it.

HotMess323 · 4 months

I love how they strapped him down before dealing with the injury. I hope they tranquilized him too...

AshsToAshs · 4 months

At least write 'NSFL' or something.

Why the fuck isn't there a NSFL tag yet on reddit? There's a front page post requesting it at least once a week.

Osiris32 · 4 months

Looks like he...

puts on sunglasses

Got to the point.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WTF

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