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My response when my mom asked if I was going to church tomorrow (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by mranking12
[–]OW_Gam 81 points82 points83 points 4 months ago
That's why I love that my family only celebrates the eating and getting together part of any holiday.
[–]Hammer38 32 points33 points34 points 4 months ago
Christmas: Decorate a tree, open some gifts and eat a nice dinner. Hanukkah: Light a menorah and eat latkes. Easter, eat candy and decorate eggs. Passover: have a nice seder. Culture: 1, assorted gods: 0.
[–]Matthias21 21 points22 points23 points 4 months ago
The food... oh lordy the food... its Easter and my dads birthday tomorrow... JEEZY CHREEZY I CANT WAIT!
[–]Zero_Kool 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
Upvote for the Eddie Izzard reference...
[–]bbg2g 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Same here! Are you my brother?
[–]Matthias21 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Are you a dick? My brothers are dicks
[–]wipeout4wh 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
You celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah?
[–]ragault 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Why the hell not?
[–]CaptainSombrero 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Sorry, I can't come in to work ever, I need to worship every god ever, just in case.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Yes indeed, this! Nom nom nom
[–]OW_Gam 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Yep and my mom is like the best cook ever. Almost everything is from scratch, even the desserts. Holidays and birthdays (for the birthday meal) are the best.
[–]rhymes_with_truck 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I'm good with that. My girlfriend's family are religious, but I only have to deal with a saying of grace by her father (which is a little inarticulate and more than a little rambling) but no attempts to convert me.
[–]OW_Gam 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Yeah before my grandfather died we would say grace when we went to his house for holidays, but I'd just look around when I realized no one was watching me. It was hard not starting to eat before everyone was done though.
[–]CompoundMix 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Many people actually pray with their heads down but with their eyes open. Less devoted prayers will probably be looking around with their eyes, or atleast will be able to see -you- looking around with their peripheral vision.
[–]JarateIsAPissJar 57 points58 points59 points 4 months ago
Which is funny, because since Stephen Colbert is a Catholic and he will most likely be going to Church.
[–]tunapepper 29 points30 points31 points 4 months ago
And even funnier, since he's a Sunday school teacher.
[–]Killroyomega 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Even more funny would be Stephen's snide insinuation that everyone involved is a Super Muslim Ultra Terrorist who worships Zeus and his gang of status quo breaking hoodlums.
[–]gtluke 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
I'll let you know, my uncle is his priest and Colbert sits front row every week.
[–]darkbeanie 38 points39 points40 points 4 months ago
Amusing that you've chosen a gif of a guy who almost certainly will be.
[–]OmarLobster 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
...practicing Roman Catholic and Sunday school teacher.
[–]on_the_redpill -10 points-9 points-8 points 4 months ago*
Something tells me he's a closet atheist though, who just wants to be elected president
edit: much like Obama
[–]Seriou 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
With Doritos.
[–]Slow_and_Steady_Lost 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
No clue why you're getting downvotes. Studies show the smarter a person is, the better chance they have of being an atheist. Presidents are usually brilliant men, yet not one of them has ever been non-religious. In fact, only one president has ever been anything but a protestant, and that was J.F.K., who was Catholic.
[–]on_the_redpill 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
For critical thinkers:
Colbert on religion
[–][deleted] 4 months ago*
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I don't dislike his beliefs, I'm just prone to spotting closet atheists.
[–]Margot23 -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
I suspect that you're homosexual. I'm just prone to spotting closet homosexuals.
[–]on_the_redpill -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
That was a stupid fucking comment... and a poor analogy.
http://youtu.be/oBWBpo5aDLw
[–][deleted] 4 months ago
How do you perceive this clip?
Dude, way too much serious.
He was just being silly, making a comment on how smart people tend to do that. And I was just backing up the statement. Don't get bent out of shape.
This is for you, because you sound grumpy: <3
[–]Slow_and_Steady_Lost -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Seriously? Chill the fuck out, e-thug. I know you think what you're saying is important, but it's not. We're all bullshitting about a silly .gif on the internet, so do me a favor and grow the fuck up. Here's some things I'd like to carve into your forehead write on a post-it note to put on your fridge. Put these to use in your future interactions with humans, so you don't come off as an aggressive dick.
I'm not sure if you're an aggravated fundie, or a woman on her period, but take it from someone who takes pride in their ability to debate touchy subjects: You'll never change someone's mind after you've pushed them to the point of anger.
That said, I didn't "insert" anything that I couldn't back up, so if you inserting the word "supposed" in there means that I'm full of shit, there's your proof.
Now to answer your questions:
Because this is the internet, and the entire feel of this post was "funny". I don't know if you're socially inept, but typically you maintain the mood of the conversation if you're only chiming in one or two sentences.
I'm sure he meant what he said. He was stating his opinion. If you don't like someone's opinion, you can't get all pissed off. This is the internet. (Though I guess that really means, you can get pissed off, but it won't do you any good, and you'll just look like a moron.)
An intelligent man CAN be trusted in deciding his own beliefs. What he decides and what he professes can be, and possibly are, two separate things. The minute you can know his thoughts is the minute you can do anything other than speculate what his actual beliefs are, just like we were doing here! Notice how we didn't freak out on people who had different thoughts on the matter?
Honestly, NO, I can't see why you have a problem with two strangers speculating about someone's secrets. It happens all the time, and in many more offensive ways than one guy saying he thinks a guy is a closet atheist, and then another guy giving evidence to why it *might** be correct.
In no way does what we said sound like we're changing the facts about a him. How can two random strangers "change facts about a person" they don't even personally know?
Save your energy, and don't reply. Not only do I not care what you think, but I really don't want to have to wade through the bullshit you're going to come up with to try to seem right in response to this.
Edit: Missed one of the bulletins and it was bugging the hell out of me.
[–]on_the_redpill 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago*
Because people aren't observant and trust people's religious affiliation on the surface. The vast majority of atheists are closeted which is what many atheists, including myself, are trying to change.
In politics especially, people need to display their love for god since they know the masses clutch to the concept so tightly. Look at Mitt Romney running around trying to identify with all sorts of amurricans... it's just like that. The men who get elected are smart enough to manipulate and maintain an image long ahead of time.
Barack Obama, like many Americans, claims Christianity in more of a cultural way. You couldn't convince me a man so inherently rational gives any credit to beliefs of any kind. He may, however, find the teachings in church suitable for raising children in a moral world...
There's a reason the percentage of atheists in politics is significantly lower than that of the population
[–]drainos 22 points23 points24 points 4 months ago
You are such a badass, did you get on your big wheel and pedal away afterwards?
[–]nicknameminaj 30 points31 points32 points 4 months ago
I know this isn't too popular but I'm proudly going to church with my mom. It makes her so damn happy and I don't mind.
[–]apola 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago*
As am I. My parents don't know I'm an atheist, and they don't need to. We all love each other and I value being with them and making them happy much more than "standing up" for my lack of belief.
[–]JestDCH 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
I am also going to church with my mother tomorrow.
[–]zalapa89 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I'm going tomorrow too. Not so much to make anyone happy but because I know most of my family will be there so it will be nice to see them.
[–]on_the_redpill 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago*
That's a personal choice. As long as you aren't preaching that all atheists should go to church I can respect your decision.
I personally have qualms with appearing to support something I do not, just because it makes someone happy. I think it brings my "beliefs" into question and shows weakness of character. I have no problem with people playing with their toys as long as they don't force me to play with them too.. This applies to my family as well.
[–]nicknameminaj 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I totally understand why someone might not want to go either. Everyone's situation is different and I'm pretty fortunate to have a pretty positive one :)
[–]SarahFluttershy 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
Meh, if my mom wanted me to go to church for a day, I'd do it. She knows I'm not religious, but I can handle an hour of sitting and occasional singing to make my relatives happy. I still go on Christmas.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
I go on Christmas solely because of the ambience/music/singing. Christmas midnight masses are absolutely beautiful.
[–]enjoyfreedom 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
a friend from denmark told me that even some priests there are athiests, but are motivated to continue traditions.
[–]SarahFluttershy 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
That's another plus! I was in choir in high school, and every year we had a concert at a church. I didn't care that the songs were religious, or that there we prayers between them, it was still awesome, and the music was beautiful.
[–]shakha 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
S-s-stranglers....with....Can-....Oh, I guess we'll never know!
[–]RWS1030 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
So Hardcore!
On the plus side...you do get a choice.
[–]johnterrancecloth 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
SOURCE?!
[–]gnihtemoS 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Strangers With Candy
[–]writealetter 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Like a pansy ass bitch.
Pansies aren't always bad
[–]Corrinth 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
Unfortunately I'm getting dragged to church tomorrow by my fundie dad. Which is annoying because Sunday was the only day I didn't have to work this week.
But I'll make the most of it. I'm going to bring my Nook in (I told my dad I have the bible loaded up on it) and read some Song of Ice and Fire. And maybe some Dawkins out of spite.
[–]DarvelMk 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Every time I reed a book and have music in the background I keep associating the book with the music (and the other way around). For me A Song of Ice and Fire will forever be paired with Iron Maiden's whole discography...
I don't think I would like to combine it with religious hymns...
[–]Hyper1on 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
How can you concentrate on the book if there's music in the background? O.o
[–]DarvelMk 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago*
It helps me with the immersion. Also, I remember the stories longer and get reminded of them by songs I enjoy.
[–]RideTheThunder 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Upvote for Iron Maiden!
[–]Toat19 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
My girlfriend and her mother are dragging me(atheist) and her father(agnostic) along tomorrow. The two of us have decided on a hopefully epic game of Words with Friends to pass the time.
[–]Circlejerk_Leak 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Your father is Hitler.
[–]philge 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
literally Hitler. FTFY
[–]staticsunn 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Sunday is ... video games day! :( Getting dragged in too.
[–]Taterpugg 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Hell naw ma!
[–]edcellwarrior 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
At least at the church I go to, they have candy afterwards on Easter.
[–]erin_louise 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Haha, exactly.
[–]PSICOM 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
At least you have a choice in the matter.
[–]Ben_Ben 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
an upvote for the SWC reference!
[–]drjalexanderphysics 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I had the same idea!
[–]Mark1006 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
TWO HANDS DAMN IT, THE OPTICIAN ALWAYS WARNS YOU TO USE TWO HANDS.
[–]Spiel88 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
It's ironic because Colbert is a practicing Catholic.
[–]throughcow 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Fuck yea I'm going to church. Do you know how much free candy I'm going to get?
[–]TruthyPam 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
If you go to church only tomorrow, for the sake of Easter, you're admitting you feel you should attend church, but you will only tolerate the experience on a special day. On the other hand, if your mom will cry if you don't, then...everyone will be thinking what I said in the first sentence. Best response is to roll your eyes when the preacher looks your way. That way only you and he know, and that's probably enough
[–]sjsuismylife 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
A simple "no" would have given the same answer, and it would have been less dramatic.
[–]JudgeMarilynMilian 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
My mom: (something about easter)
Me: Wasn't that last month?
[–]slayzerph 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I wish I could do that. I'm the only Atheist in the family and they don't know it yet.
[–]Coridimus 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Sounds like this is as good a time as any for them to know. No joking, either.
[–]solidsnake2730 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
How i miss "Strangers with Candy".
[–]pumpkinjello 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Was she asking you to go with her or was she just asking in general? I'm atheist but I still go with the rest of my family to church on holidays because it's important to them and I like them knowing that I'm accepting of what they believe. The church they go to also has a really good choir and organ player, so there are things I can enjoy. I also find it interesting to filter out the message of what the pastor is saying between all the religious bull crap it's attached to, and wondering why people aren't happy enough with the morals they are being taught and have to believe the silly stuff that goes along with it.
If your mom was asking you to go with her then I would recommend you re-consider going with her. If she wasn't asking you to go with her forget I said anything. Of course the reality is that you don't even have a mom (fuck you I know what I said) and you posted this for free karma.
I'm Drunk Sincerely, Pumpkinjello
[–]SaintsAngels 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
i don't understand. i'm Christian, but i'll be damned if someone is going to make me go to Church or strongly encourage/suggest i should go, fuck that shit. Religion is about choice, not telling people to go or burn in hell -,-,-,--
[–]philge 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Is an hour in church really that bad? What's so hard about humoring the old people, and keeping them happy?! They did raise you and put a roof over your head for years. If going to church makes your family happy, then just do it! It's an important holiday for them and it means a lot to them for you to go.
[–]mowgles 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
This is why my fiance and I always go to Easter, Christmas and Mother's Day services with his mom. We're both agnostic and don't care for church, but we know it makes her happy.
[–]jlxn 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Yup, there's no reason to treat your parents or your inlaws poorly because you disagree with their religion.
[–]on_the_redpill 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
"Atheist should shut the fuck up and mindlessly play along"
If you're not a closeted atheist, how disingenuous is it for people to be glad they dragged you to church. That's like a white man being happy for dragging a black man to a kkk party.
[–]blackoutbuck 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago*
That is in no way a similar situation... My family knows I'm not religious but I don't go around associating myself as an atheist just because of people like you giving it a bad rep. My mother brought me into this world, works hard to support me, and puts me through college. I'll be damned if I make that woman cry on easter just because I don't agree with the idea of religion. Get off your high horse
One day you might understand atheism, but it's clear you don't at the moment...
Ad hominems don't interest me, try to come up with a rational reason I should go to church instead of just saying, "no that's not how it is, it's about making people happy."
[–]jlxn 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I don't think it is disingenuous to share time with people you care about.
It's closer to going to a movie you don't want to see because you know it will make someone else happy.
Your analogy, and ideas about this in general, are pretty fucked. I mean, "Atheist should shut the fuck up and mindlessly play along." Really?
[–]on_the_redpill 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Your analogy comparing religion to movies is a pretty disingenuous false analogy.
Why? Because you say so? Fuck.
Can't tell if you're seriously asking why?
It's pretty simple... by going to a movie, I'm not supporting a religion, by going to church, I am... and all the other negative crap that comes from it.
You may think going to church is harmless like a movie, but I do not. Cultish behavior is dangerous on many levels.
You don't have to through money in the collection plate and in spite of some of the dumb shit churches do, they do a fair amount of good too. Going to a service, at your mom's harmless church is no worse then bad theater.
...because money is the only thing that supports religion. ಠ_ಠ
Your logic is completely flawed.
[–]philge 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Exactly! I always go to church with the grandparents. It makes them happy, and that's all I care about. Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do to please your family. Church really isn't that bad. Just keep them happy in their old age. I'm not going to intentionally upset them.
[–]clarisse451 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
We go on Christmas Eve and Easter. My mom really enjoys having all her children around her, and one hour twice a year won't kill me.
I do have to be careful that I don't accidentally pick a fight with the pastor in the middle of the sermon, but otherwise... it's for my mom and I love her. It's not about me. My mom is pretty awesome.
[–]TheMagicPin 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
My family is orthodox christian.
Mass all of the night!
[–]MongoloidEsquire 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
How else would he get le karma though???!
What's wrong with it? They're ruining our country and culture, that's what.
They are a PART of many countries and many cultures. Don't tell me that my little old church going grandma is ruining your culture by going to church on Sunday and hitting up church Bingo Night. Not everyone is a fundamentalist.
Has this grandma ever taught her religion to children?
Yup. I used to enjoy Sundays in church with her learning bible stories. You don't have to be a believer to find it intriguing. It's an important part of my culture.
[–]actinium -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Its Easter, Catholic mass is at least an hour and a half going anywhere to 4hrs maybe more. It is not fun just sitting there.
[–]philge -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 months ago
It must be sooooo rough sitting through mass! Sounds like a first world problem to me. . .
Easter is a third world problem, and in the 21st century why exactly should I play into it? Oh right, because it makes people happy.
[–]2goodforyou 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Nice try random pastor.
It's not about religious freedom. Your parents put a fucking roof over year head for 18 years. If going to church is going to make them happy, why not give them that?
[–]IronTek 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
It's my parents' fault I'm here. I figure I'll not go to church and we'll call it even.
Do you get the feeling a bunch of Christian trolls are in this thread? What self respecting atheist preaches the bullshit that Philge is? And how does he get upvoted.
...I'm going to start telling homosexuals to stop being gay and support homophobia a couple times a year...
[–]philge -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 months ago
Look, I don't have to be a Christian to think that you're an asshole. The fact that you assume I'm some kind of a "Christian troll" just shows me that you like being "persecuted" by Christians. Don't gain a freakin' martyr complex, kid.
You are so fucking backwards, especially if you aren't Christian.
Apologists preaching passivity... I see it around every holiday in here and you guys never make an intelligent argument
How am I backwords? It's nice to go to church with your family sometime. I'm not making an argument. Simply pointing out that if it makes them happy, then why not? A little church service isn't going to hurt you. You don't have to have some kind of a weird phobia of religious people. . .
[–]on_the_redpill 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago*
It's backwards because you are preaching apathy and passivity while being an apologist. I'm not a militant atheist by any stretch of the imagination, but it is wrong to tell people to just do what makes other's happy if it directly contradicts your own beliefs (or lack thereof). I'm convinced America would be a better place without Christianity being forced down our throats. You're telling me to swallow the wrong pill a couple times a year... just because. Perhaps family should just let you be, and stop the attempts at indoctrination long after someone has come to rational conclusions as to the nature of religion. To each their own... let homosexuals be, let women be, let muslims be, let blacks be, let an atheist be.
Don't tell me what I should be doing.
but it is wrong to tell people to just do what makes other's happy if it directly contradicts your own beliefs.
If you don't believe in God, how does going to church contradict your nonbeliefs? All I'm saying is that if it makes them happy, then why the hell not?
Going to bingo night with grandma isn't exactly my idea of a fun night either, but it makes her happy so why the fuck not?
Perhaps family should just let you be, and stop the attempts at indoctrination long after someone has come to rational conclusions as to the nature of religion.
Afraid you're going to get "indoctrinated" from a few church services? The fact that you know religion is bullshit should be all the more reason to be indifferent about sitting through a mass once in a while.
[–]fcman -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago*
+1 Says a lot about a person who is too weak to even spend a couple hours to make their loved ones happy, like they're scared an hour in church is gonna turn them religious.. I am going because I know how much it means to my parents and even though they go every Sunday, they only try to get me to go on the big holidays. Of course, OP probably is 17 and still lives at home so he hasn't had to go months/years without seeing his family (I mean this sentence in a serious manner, not trying to cheaply mock OP).
[–]thoreau_me_a_bone 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
No sir. I am not going to appear to support something I clearly do not, even if it means missing out on seeing my family and friends whom I haven't seen in months. I disagree with you that it makes me weak, as I believe it is just the opposite. I have had a rough go of it the last few days missing out on the tradition and family time and all the great food. I know what I believe to be true, and I am trying to be the change I wish to see in the world, and mindlessly joining in the Easter service would compromise the integrity of my beliefs.
[–]fcman 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
The only thing that can compromise your beliefs is you. If your ability to reason is sound and consistent, there's no way a simple Easter service could turn you. It seems like your beliefs aren't as resolute as you claim they are, and I think you realize that subconsciously. There's nothing wrong with that but realize that diving into a religious atmosphere will most likely IMPROVE the integrity of your beliefs. That's what open-mindedness/free-thinking is all about. It's easy to separate yourself completely from an opposing idea but if you don't constantly challenge your beliefs how can you claim that you "truly believe" something? Stubbornness is not the same as integrity.
I hope you take this not as an attack, but rather as honest, blunt advice.
Also, don't miss out on spending time with your family for something so petty as a difference in beliefs. I'm sure they support you in just about everything you do even if they don't fully agree with it, so return the favor. The time you will be able to spend with them will be gone in the blink of an eye.
It's funny that you mention this. Doesn't it seem like a lot of atheists are afraid of church? The fact that you don't believe should be all the more reason to just sit through a service once in a while with your family. It's not even like they have a conflicting religious belief that they would be contradicting.
[–]Hyper1on 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Just to chip in here, I refuse to go to church with my family on Christmas and Easter, but not because I'm afraid of church changing my atheism in any way. I do it because I want to stand up for my principles, and my family aren't as important to me as my principles are.
[–]philge -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 months ago
Seriously. . . Easter is THE most important holiday in the Christian calendar. It's not all about religion, it's about being with your family. It's about tradition. It's about culture. Everyone needs to grow the fuck up . . . Just sit through a damn service with your family, even if you just do it twice a year!
Fuck off. Do you even know the history of "Easter"?
What an insightful response!
edit: Thanks for editing your post after I've already responded. Yes, I am quite familiar with the history of Easter and it's pagan roots. It is still the most important holiday to Christians.
[–]on_the_redpill -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago*
The irony hurts
edit: I added the last sentence before I got your response.
[–]philge -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
I have a tag in RES set aside for people like you. "13yearoldatheist" I must have at least a dozen of you tagged by now. Just gotta make sure I know not to take you seriously in the future.
Just because you're an atheist doesn't mean you have to be an asshole. Try it sometime. :)
[–]on_the_redpill -6 points-5 points-4 points 4 months ago
Again, the irony hurts even more. Keep it up, it's entertaining
I don't find it entertaining. I find it a little disturbing actually. I understand completely why people are apprehensive of atheists. So many of us choose to be completely disrespectful and pretentious douchebags.
[–]nikipinz 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I personally am morally opposed to Christianity because of the way it fosters ugly prejudice against the LGBT community, single mothers, and the poor - and also because it actively tries to bully everyone else into fostering the same. (I am speaking only of the church in my specific city here.) So no, I am not going to go and appear as if I endorse them or their practices or their ideals.
All respect to my family. I sit quietly for their rituals (prayer, Bible readings, etc) and I don't cause a scene every time one of them says, "god bless you." But again, I draw the line at publicly appearing to endorse these organizations.
I've never been a disrespectful atheist in my personal life. Not participating in that which you do not believe is not disrespect... it's considered respectful to not participate in communion as an atheist... so why not take it a step further and let believers be surrounded by believers on their holy day?
edit: and if you really believe atheists are more disrespectful and pretentious than Christians... you've got some learning to do.
[–]Leroytankin 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Bravery.
[–]RandomIrishLad 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I got guilted into going, as always.
[–]meatwad75892 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It could be worse... you could be going to a 3 hour Holy Saturday mass.
[–]rollin904 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Said I already had plans (true story, but expected argument)...VERY NICE I EXCITE!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I would have said the same thing to my mom. But she said, "I would really like you to go with us tomorrow." I couldn't refuse. I knew she would be pissed at me and also disappointed if I didn't go. I've refused twice already. Also, is this pic from a movie? It would be awsome if someone could let me know what movie this is from. I've never watched a movie with Stephen Colbert in it.
[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
ummmm....
[–]Caoblix 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I tried this today. Needless to say, I've been excommunicated.
[–]DewdSoup 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Is there anyone funnier than Stephen Colbert?
[–]columbine 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
This pretty much sums up the r/atheism demographic.
[–]hay_guize_im_atheist 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
omg I would have loved to see the look on ur mom's face!!!!! omggggg
[–]TheLoneWander101 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Since my mom loves God and I love my mom I go the mandatory two times a year and wait till the hour is over.
[–]Vaulker 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
He's such a handsome fellow.
[–]OnyxBlackmanSays 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
What's the matter, Noblet? I'm taking Mama to church.
[–]gunpowdersunset 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Oh my gosh Strangers With Candy.
[–]ktm160 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ironic isn't it?
Upvoted because Strangers With Candy is wonderful
[–]luketaytay 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Happened not 5 minuets ago.
"But its easter"
"K"
[–]Moonwolf12 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Only time I'm happy working on a Sunday.
[–]petsounds94 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Mine: http://okayface.com/
[–]introllect 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ironic since Colbert IS going to church tomorrow!
[–]MarinePrincePrime 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Lucky you. I'm stuck going to Church every x-mas and easter...
[–]Draygon_Slayer 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Yeah, I kind of bullshitted my way out of going to church with my parents tomorrow.
Why would you go to church tomorrow?
[–]logifal -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
SO BRAVE
[–]skinker -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
You are such a badass...being a prick to your mom about going to church with her on Easter.
[–]TheCrool -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
I've been trying to get my family to go to church for years. It's not that they're atheists, they're just lazy. Mom can never commit to anything and Dad is merely indifferent, and my siblings follow suit. I would respect them if they were atheist and actually thought about the purpose of their lives or something... but I guess some people prefer droning on among the masses.
[–]Sinopsis -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Oh no you may have to leave the house and show some support towards your family?!
I'm not Christian but my family is going to church for Easter, I'm going because I wish to spend time with my family, because part of being a man is sometimes doing things you don't want to do.
Get over yourself.
[–]kent_eh 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
My wife regularly ties to get me to go to church, and my answer remains the same.
I do not want to feel like (or be) a hypocrite by being in church repeating/saying/singing for all to see things that I simply believe are not true.
[–]jakeypoop -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Go to church because you love your mother and you know it means a lot to her. Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean you can't make your mother happy.
[–]Ohnoeee 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
People need to respect the "no" part in "no".
[–]ballzach -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
suck it up and go to church with your mother.
[–]idma -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 months ago
ooooo brave. you are expressing your inner thoughts and your dreams. Bravo
[–]Lan777 -8 points-7 points-6 points 4 months ago
Just ne more show on the list of things that comedyncentral tried that nobody thought was funny
[–]NinthNova 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
"In 2007, Strangers with Candy was ranked #30 on TV Guide's Top Cult Shows Ever." - Wikipedia
I guess somebody liked it.
[–]Lan777 -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Lol isnt that like saying the 30th best show that almost nobdy watched?
all it takes is a username and password
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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