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[–]hannibl 211 points212 points ago

LOOKS LIKE TEAM TUCO IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 35 points36 points ago

ding

[–]mexus37 1 point2 points ago

Tight tight tight!

[–]brightcityvice 59 points60 points ago

Tight, tight! Blue, red, yellow whatever man

[–]tomf64 3 points4 points ago

Just keep bringing me that!

[–]agod2486 89 points90 points ago

First time seeing this, actually yelled out 'OOOOOOOHHHHH SHHHIIIITTT!'

No other show has elicited that kinda response from me. Fucking amazing.

[–]bigsz 36 points37 points ago

Breaking Bad has more of those moments than any other show ever. I think Season 5 might kill me out of sheer awesomeness.

[–]DJBJ 18 points19 points ago

The ending of the episode One Minute is so intense, never has a show got me on the edge of my seat like breaking bad.

[–]cook94j 10 points11 points ago

One minute is definitely one of my favorites. The last five minutes are insane.

[–]Bsbear 11 points12 points ago

What season is this from, I've only watched the most recent one, because that's when I started.

Should I go back and watch the 1-3rd searson?

[–]mysteriousbacon 27 points28 points ago

Season 1 I believe and absolutely yes you should watch them all.

[–]maxjg 12 points13 points ago

Abso-fucking-lutely. I think 1-3 are on Netflix instant, too.

[–]imcool6 7 points8 points ago

Season 1, episode 6, near the end;)

[–]jimdog1231 3 points4 points ago

How the hell do you only watch one season of Breaking Bad?

[–]Magoo2 6 points7 points ago

More importantly, how do you not start with the first season of a story-based, non-episodic TV show?

[–]U8MEyo 2 points3 points ago

http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/breaking_bad/index.html

You're welcome :) This is how I watched it all.

[–]j508 1 point2 points ago

i love you

[–]mackenziethelazy 9 points10 points ago

Everybody has been talking about this show, but your comment made me want to watch this NOW. I need a good TV series, I need that reaction. thx

[–]Linton58 20 points21 points ago

It's literally the best show on TV right now.

[–]wipeout4wh 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing, but I would say GoT is better.

[–]TedFromTheFuture 5 points6 points ago

I think if were talking about length of a show, Breaking Bad has it beat. When GoT runs for 4 seasons, then we can compare.

[–]Magoo2 0 points1 point ago

Clearly your statement of clear opinion is more erroneous than Linton58's statement of fact and should be downvoted into oblivion.

/s

[–]EzanaG 7 points8 points ago

Don't even get me started on the bit where a certain someone gets his throat slit.

[–]sharkiest 9 points10 points ago

Get back to work.

[–]JamoJustReddit 13 points14 points ago

I FOUND THE MUSTARD ON MY SANDWICH!!

[–]HankSpank -5 points-4 points ago

You've probably never seen Derpy talk, then.

[–]TenSecondsFlat 3 points4 points ago

Wow brony stuff really isn't appreciated on other subs is it? :/

[–]HankSpank 1 point2 points ago

I guess not

[–]RollerDerby88 17 points18 points ago

The cartel needs you to catch them all.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag Professor Oak: uses kids to catch them

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[–]petenick96 18 points19 points ago

Trainer Jesse used "Chili P" on Walt. It was super effective! Bitch!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Season 4 ending Spoilers: Hector used Selfdestruct!

[–]Ancaeus 3 points4 points ago

It was super awesome.

[–]Tusularah 6 points7 points ago

DING sounds of heavy breathing DING DING DING

[–]TheSupaBloopa 0 points1 point ago

"AHHHHHHH!!!!"

[–]Lampmonster1 9 points10 points ago

Anybody else feel like that was the moment Heisenberg was born?

[–]Tusularah 9 points10 points ago

That's uncertain.

[–]Scooter_McGavin 21 points22 points ago

"This? This is not Pikachu."

[–]deannapolis 8 points9 points ago

I just started watching this show this week and I'm half way through the second season. This picture is awesome!!!

[–]alphanovember 6 points7 points ago

Dude, here's a word of advice: don't watch them all too quickly. I started watching it recently and blasted through all of the episodes in a few days, only to find out yesterday that the next batch of episodes won't be ready for consumption until around 2013. I classify it as ready for consumption when all of the episodes have been uploaded to the web, which is several months after the July 2012 season premiere. 20-fucking-13, man.

[–]silkforcalde 6 points7 points ago

I personally wasn't able to bring myself to watch them in a marathon. I hate Skyler so much, I can't stand seeing her for more than 5 minutes a week. She almost ruins the show for me. I'd like it at least 100% more if she was not a part of it. Or if they had a different actress for her.

[–]Paclac 10 points11 points ago

She gets much better after season 3

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I don't hate her, but I hate her character. Such a nosy bitch.

[–]moarroidsplz 9 points10 points ago

Nosy bitch? She hasn't done anything wrong and her husband and sister were emotionally fucking her over. I mean, let's get perspective. Her husband is committing major crimes. She deserves to know.

[–]Moath 1 point2 points ago

if you really hate a character then i guess the actress is doing an awesome job.

[–]Horny_Troll 2 points3 points ago

I hate Skyler so much

i fast forward all her appearances

[–]deannapolis 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the advice. I will spread out the episodes. Ah! Must resist.

[–]rr260341 2 points3 points ago

The next batch of episodes are going to be released in July 2012. The final season is 16 episodes and is planned on being split up into 8 episodes each with a short hiatus in between. Here's Bryan Cranston discussing this http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Bryan-Cranston-Breaking-Bad-Season-5-Splitting-Two-Parts-Where-Things-Pick-Up-41191.html

[–]alphanovember 0 points1 point ago

July 2012 is the season 5 PREMIERE. Meaning the first episode. Not the entire season.

[–]dergster 0 points1 point ago

you can find episodes on the web the day after they air

[–]alphanovember 2 points3 points ago

Point is that I like to watch them continuously. Don't like multi-day breaks between episodes.

[–]dergster 0 points1 point ago

ah. i think it finishes around october, long wait but not 2013

[–]Ben__Linus 1 point2 points ago

As much I like the show. It isn't the same after misty leaves.

[–]TheNicestRedditor 15 points16 points ago

Shopped, Charizard is only 5'7"

[–]Scipion 10 points11 points ago

I still don't get how any of them survived that...

[–]Squirrel_Nuts[S] 6 points7 points ago

Same. The blast blows ACs off the wall and everyone inside is unscaved.

[–]Squirrel_Nuts[S] 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, so that's where the gif is from. Thanks!

[–]Nomida 3 points4 points ago

Can someone remind me which episode this was from, please?

[–]PaxtonTheMeek 6 points7 points ago*

Season 1, episode 6. I was thinking about not continuing the adventure until the cold open of this episode, and then I was entirely hooked.

Edit: Fat fingered 5 for 6. Here is the full episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuNdBB7gPmo

[–]FreshPrinceOfAiur 0 points1 point ago

The sequence featured by the OP starts at 40:45

[–]vipercjn 4 points5 points ago

Now I want Brian Cranston to play Prof. Oak in a really dark Pokemon movie.

[–]Ghosttwo 2 points3 points ago*

I just started watching this show on Netflix this morning; I'm already half-way through nearly done with season 2.

[–]TheChickenBrothers 1 point2 points ago

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for this post.

[–]selfmade21 1 point2 points ago

I feel like I'm upvoting for my life

[–]_Battletoads 2 points3 points ago*

I always think of the lonelyisland song, "I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDDD" when I see this clip from the one of the best tv shows on air right now.

EDIT: found the clip for people who the people who haven't seen it.

[–]PneumonicFungus 3 points4 points ago

But srsly, the original scene made me shit my pants 12,000 times it was so epic.

[–]Indestructavincible 3 points4 points ago

worst digimon ever

[–]UpyersKnightly 1 point2 points ago

What's this from?

[–]igda6 10 points11 points ago

Breaking Bad.

[–]alphanovember 9 points10 points ago

The most amazing show you will ever see. I'm too lazy to watch multi-episode content, but this show is so absolutely worth it that even I caved and dedicated ~40 hours of my life to watching it. Breaking Bad

[–]SeaweedWater 0 points1 point ago

I never understood why he wasn't new hurt from that. TV magic.

[–]mrskeetskeeter 0 points1 point ago

Charlizard

[–]Magicninjaofdeath 0 points1 point ago

I wish they brought charizard back he was the shit

[–]flyheight 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly how I have imagined the scene where Blue used his Charizard outside the building when fighting Articuno & Koga in Pokemon Adventures.

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

Looks like electrode...the 'splodin' Pokemon.

[–]Jugemu 0 points1 point ago

I'm only on season 3, but I think this has been my favorite episode so far with Negro y Azul in close second.

[–]omgimsue 0 points1 point ago

This show is absolutely amazing, at the moment with the bathtub fiasco had me laughing for a straight 30 minutes.

[–]geekywarrior 0 points1 point ago

More like Electrode Do Self-Destruct!

[–]fanzoid -1 points0 points ago

YES.

[–]robkule424 -1 points0 points ago

Love this show.

[–]armstad -1 points0 points ago

Tweak of chemistry

[–]jtcompound -1 points0 points ago

You took something amazing, and turned it into shit.

[–]heylookitsmykel -1 points0 points ago

Pokemon is nothing compared to Breaking Bad.

[–]fizz4m 0 points1 point ago

You don't say...

[–]jonbales -1 points0 points ago

Not humorous at all -- I filter out /r/pokemon for a damn reason.

[–]m0neybagz -2 points-1 points ago

"Charlizard!" See a Pokemon says their name, so he says Charlizard. "Charlizard!"

[–]theGuatemalanYMCA -3 points-2 points ago

possibly the greatest thing on reddit