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[–]ChronicLegend 12 points13 points ago

[–]rbourbon 6 points7 points ago

Brain damage can happen if you die for an extended period of time and come back to life.

[–]cutthecrap 3 points4 points ago

He looks like he's going to rape someone.

[–]ragnaROCKER 2 points3 points ago

haha oh my god i need that for my mantel!

[–]LunatriC 1 point2 points ago

It's Mike Portnoy!

[–]mongster2 1 point2 points ago

Huh. Jesus looks kinda rape-y

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

Thor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jesus

[–]esbohorquez 0 points1 point ago

Tinman what are you doing there? You do. It even have a heart to love Jesus, don't be silly.

[–]mshdptato 0 points1 point ago

Tom Green Jesus

[–]kokberg 0 points1 point ago

that's not Jesus. deifinitely his brother Craig. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

[–]Shaggy57 0 points1 point ago

Is that Mr. Bean?

[–]ameech14 0 points1 point ago

That would be Jesus's reaction to this guy.

[–]The_CaCa_Monster 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious. I've looked at this 4 times tonight and laughed out loud each time.

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[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

Your username is full of grammatical errors. It made me shed a single tear.

[–]1DsNtSimplyMkeUsrNme 1 point2 points ago

Well sadly I had to cut some letters out so I could have my desired username. Hope this keeps you from crying any further tears.

[–]Grammar_Nigger 1 point2 points ago

True. I am tearing off each one of my fingernails.

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

And yours is better?

[–]Grammar_Nigger 1 point2 points ago

Speak for yourself.

[–]GuaranteedDownVote -1 points0 points ago

[–]xlivingdeadgirl -1 points0 points ago

the reposts. ahh the horror!! saw this earlier this AM in r/atheism.