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What 4chan thinks of Gabe (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mattarang 1018 points1019 points ago

I have shaken the man's hand, it was incredibly silky smooth yet firm. 10/10

[–]Seenbo 697 points698 points ago

would shake again.

[–]Waffles81 450 points451 points ago

Would let cup balls.

[–]mooks_gripes 72 points73 points ago

Gabe has cupped my balls, AMAA.

[–]Batcaptain 32 points33 points ago

Are his fingernails appropriate length for ball cupping?

[–]mooks_gripes 27 points28 points ago

The length is fine, I didn't feel threatened or concerned for my scrotum. The dirt under the nails though... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Batcaptain 24 points25 points ago

Ah okay. What about warmth? Cold hands can ruin my day.

[–]mooks_gripes 41 points42 points ago

Funny you asked! He did the strangest thing; after cupping my balls through the fabric, he asked if he could go inside... Naturally, I said yes. At this time, he went to a sink nearby and ran his hands under hot water for at least 30 seconds. When he finally cupped my exposed sack, his hands, at least 3 degrees above normal body temperature, provided the most exquisite feeling my body has ever experienced.

[–]Batcaptain 19 points20 points ago

Truly an innovator in every sense of the word.

[–]partycentralsupplies 33 points34 points ago

You might even say that Steam helped out in this ball cupping situation.

[–]farmerjoe08 1 point2 points ago

They are not so much cold but semi clammy.

[–]UnparalleledGenius 17 points18 points ago

Are his hands soft?

[–]mooks_gripes 35 points36 points ago

Soft, but strong.

*Heading to the fridge, be back in like 15 seconds. Ask away!

[–]PseudoChemist 6 points7 points ago

Gabe?

[–]LifeFailure 1 point2 points ago

THAT'S THE GABEN, TO YOU.

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    [–]tehcezar 11 points12 points ago

    Forget that, ask him about Rampart!

    [–]troyanonymous1 1 point2 points ago

    What's your favorite sports team?

    [–]mooks_gripes 2 points3 points ago

    I said almost anything. Getting into sports would be a little too personal. Sorry!

    [–]glitterFreeze 184 points185 points ago

    And then let slowly stroke.

    [–]donpapillon 281 points282 points ago

    THE MENTAL IMAGE

    [–]bearsa113609 223 points224 points ago

    The link above is a appropriate response, as well as Safe For Work.
    10/10, would view again.

    [–]CocoaFang 175 points176 points ago

    This is a legitimate and honest review.

    10/10, would trust again.

    [–]JRX 120 points121 points ago

    This is a very good rating. 10/10 would reply again.

    [–]BeatlesForSale 239 points240 points ago

    This is a solid karma train

    10/10 would ride again.

    [–]what_thedouche 74 points75 points ago

    Having calculated the advanced mathematics associated with testing such a hypothesis I have concluded that 10/10, would rate again.

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        [–]swiley1983 25 points26 points ago

        10/10, would fap again.

        FTFY

        [–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

        I swear I read slowly strike. I cringed.

        [–]Username_Rater 9 points10 points ago

        10/10

        [–]LickMyLadyBalls 47 points48 points ago

        would let lickmyladyballs

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          [–]Tnuff 5 points6 points ago

          WOULD BANG

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            [–]Jepuliz1 387 points388 points ago

            Did... did they photoshop him to look even more fat?

            [–]KenMixtape 115 points116 points ago

            looks like they shrunk his facial features

            [–]htororyp 266 points267 points ago

            Here's the original: http://media.industrygamers.com/editorial/2011/04/Gabe_01.jpg
            I think they added in an extra chin or three.

            [–]Fleemer 82 points83 points ago

            When i saw the pic I was like "Holy crap, he really let himself go"

            This clears that up :P

            [–]drury 228 points229 points ago

            Well, currently he looks awesomer.

            http://i.imgur.com/EqDmV.jpg

            [–]Domesticdstrbnc 217 points218 points ago

            12/10

            2 bonus points for grizzled beard

            [–]iloveyounohomo 123 points124 points ago

            Men want him. Women want to be him.

            [–]amorpheus 29 points30 points ago

            Scale of manliness:

            • Women
            • Men
            • Gabe

            [–]hudsonzero 26 points27 points ago

            Not sure if ascending or descending order.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

            Are you insulting Gabe?!

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                [–]TheBloodTypo 92 points93 points ago

                Would grizzle again.

                [–]SpitefulMoose 13 points14 points ago

                He is one of a very select group of men that can rock the disheveled look.

                [–]Shocking 19 points20 points ago

                I submit this picture for your consideration

                [–]SpitefulMoose 9 points10 points ago

                TOO MUCH MAN!! TOO MUCH MAN!!

                [–]ByTheNineDivine 1 point2 points ago

                Burt Reynolds? No.

                Ron. Fucking. SWANSON.

                [–]LChurch 1 point2 points ago

                Kinda like Geoff Ramsey, in my opinion. Dude looks like a hobo most days.

                [–]SamuraiSevens 63 points64 points ago

                awesomerererrr

                [–]kilo4fun 1 point2 points ago

                The descendent of Theodore Roosevelt.

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                  [–]bryntheskits 33 points34 points ago

                  He needs an axe.

                  [–]opi 9 points10 points ago

                  I bet he can cut you with his beard!

                  [–]fartsmcgee 4 points5 points ago

                  I'm sure he has one in his massive cutlery collection.

                  [–]KousKous 11 points12 points ago

                  I want him to be my grandpa.

                  [–]Unidan 15 points16 points ago

                  My visceral reaction to this was to grin coyly while shaking my head in disbelief.

                  You little scamp, you.

                  [–]aldrchase 1 point2 points ago

                  You're a biologist.

                  [–]Unidan 1 point2 points ago

                  It's true!

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                    [–]Aende 5 points6 points ago

                    He's trying to seduce me with those supple, pouty lips.

                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                    Is that a shop, or is that actually him? The beard really suits him, along with the wild hair.

                    [–]nomlah 3 points4 points ago

                    Man beardle for the win!

                    [–]comstock2491 1 point2 points ago

                    "I've traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!"

                    [–]successfulblackwoman 1 point2 points ago

                    I don't even play that many games on steam, but I unironically find this picture pretty attractive. With a flannel shirt he'd look like a classic mountain man.

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                      [–]trythemain 7 points8 points ago

                      Fortunately he's still the chiseled alpha male we know and love.

                      [–]Mangusu 4 points5 points ago

                      I hadn't realized how much he resembled Peter Griffin. I knew my eyes were being decieved

                      [–]xyroclast 8 points9 points ago

                      So extra lols because they apparently made one of his glasses smaller and called it custom

                      [–]purenitrogen 8 points9 points ago

                      Or does 4chan have the original and your picture was photoshopped by the publisher?

                      [–]Frak98 1 point2 points ago

                      What about an extra year or three? ._.

                      [–]oldworldunderground 1 point2 points ago

                      http://i.imgur.com/h0KcD.jpg

                      [–]scumbag-reddit 2 points3 points ago

                      I don't know. But what I do know is that 4chan made it to the front page of Reddit. Again.

                      [–]tmc_throwaway 1 point2 points ago

                      If you open OPs image with the original in separate tabs and then click between them, it looks like Gabe breathes like a toad or frog.

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                        [–]Nomlin 390 points391 points ago*

                        i love how they made him fatter in the picture

                        [–]FFUUUUU 276 points277 points ago

                        A fat joke a day, keeps Half Life 3 away.

                        [–]charming_asshole 121 points122 points ago

                        There's probably a warehouse filled with physical copies of HL3 and Gabe is just sitting on them...

                        ...until they turn to powder.

                        [–]Rohri_Calhoun 165 points166 points ago

                        Don't you mean until they are crushed into diamonds?

                        [–]Anchupom 68 points69 points ago

                        For that remark, he has moved the release date back another month.

                        However, it was hilarious

                        [–]Gentleman_of_Wit 7 points8 points ago

                        Relevant.

                        [–]Spaghettihouse 37 points38 points ago

                        What is the half-life of a copy of Half-Life 3?

                        [–]tehcezar 30 points31 points ago

                        bout tree fiddy

                        [–]ihaveacalculator 22 points23 points ago

                        3

                        [–]swiley1983 30 points31 points ago

                        3

                        1.5

                        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago*

                        1.5

                        0.75

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                          [–]McBurger 2 points3 points ago

                          3

                          [–]Heyyosup 2 points3 points ago

                          Yes

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                            [–]Actually_Doesnt_Care 369 points370 points ago

                            Add 2 months to half life 3, guys.

                            [–]Cheswick32 46 points47 points ago

                            Dude, hours don't exist after the universe ends.

                            [–]blixxx 15 points16 points ago

                            they do. but in reverse

                            [–]nxuul 94 points95 points ago

                            Well, in that case...

                            [–]letsRACEturtles 26 points27 points ago

                            the little headset really completes this picture for me, it shows that whoever made this really cares

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                              [–]PenguinOfMetal 7 points8 points ago

                              By now, HL3 is going to be released during the Cambrian. We should keep on making the fat jokes.

                              [–]MeteorPhoenix 2 points3 points ago

                              We overshot it. We have to make enough fat jokes to reach the beginning, so that it reverses again. Don't fuck it up this time, guys.

                              [–]Boomer420 189 points190 points ago

                              Like you care.

                              [–]Khiva 95 points96 points ago

                              LOL THAT'S HIS USERNAME

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                                [–]Brandaman 9 points10 points ago

                                I was going to say, I didn't remember him being that large.

                                Unless it's an old picture and he's lost weight or something.

                                [–]Mayor_Of_Boston 9 points10 points ago

                                he has lost a lot of weight.

                                [–]Koss424 8 points9 points ago

                                well, he had a lot to lose

                                [–]That_is_Numberwang 1 point2 points ago

                                Yes! 2 more months to wait!!

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                                  [–]AmateurDude 60 points61 points ago

                                  The relationship is going through a spot of bother right now, with the whole, brony bombshell.

                                  [–]hostergaard 22 points23 points ago

                                  What? This is new to me, tell me more!

                                  [–]lolzergimba 29 points30 points ago

                                  to sum it up in a comic

                                  [–]hostergaard 1 point2 points ago

                                  Hehe, /v/ is still in uproar. I wish I was there when the news broke, the butthurt must have been glorious.

                                  [–]SpaceHaven 64 points65 points ago*

                                  If you look up My Little Pony and Gaben in the r/gaming search bar you'll find it easily.

                                  GabeN was being interviewed and about 15 minutes in he was asked if he had any secrets, and he stated that he watches My Little Pony.

                                  Apparently /v/ was in a fit because of this and can't get over the fact that someone they worship likes something they don't.

                                  Maybe I'm being too harsh on /v/, this is just stuff I heard from others. I guess it got so bad that mods started to delete threads that had anything to do with it.

                                  All I really know is that people got kind of crazy over something so insignificant. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

                                  EDIT: My derpy grammar.

                                  [–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

                                  bronies = scourge of the web despised by 4chan

                                  gabe likes bronies gabe likes scourge of the web

                                  ROCKET SCIENCE

                                  [–]Swamplord42 27 points28 points ago

                                  I thought bronies originated on 4chan. There's always pony threads on /b/

                                  [–]shamecamel 34 points35 points ago

                                  Yeah, 4chan created the whole brony thing. That's why they hate it, it's gone mainstream.

                                  [–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

                                  /b/ =/= 4chan

                                  /v/ hates MLP, and is extremely adamant in its hatred of it. Most other boards couldn't give a damn about it. There's even a separate /mlp/ board.

                                  [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

                                  The brony thing started out on /co/, then spread out to /b/. Then bronies started spamming the board(s) with ponies, ponies got banned, leading to the Great Ponywar of 2011. After that ponies were allowed in one general thread on /b/ and /co/. Funny sidenote: both brony communities are very different and hate each other with a passion. Now that they have to share one board (/mlp), they still mostly stick to their respective threads there.

                                  [–]Obi_Kwiet 11 points12 points ago

                                  Why do they have a strong consensus on something that has nothing to do with gaming?

                                  [–]IonicSquid 43 points44 points ago

                                  Because the internet.

                                  [–]GreyInkling 1 point2 points ago

                                  /v/ is traditionally nothing about games. They're like the new /b/. It's so ridiculous that there's a whole new board that exists for actual gaming talk because /v/ hates games. They hate everything.

                                  [–]Physics101 1 point2 points ago

                                  Because bronies kept making brony threads in /v/ (and elsewhere) to dicuss mlp. That is until the /mlp/ board was made.

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                                    [–]shamecamel 2 points3 points ago

                                    I would've said /co/, but you'd have corrected me so I didn't bother.

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                                      [–]Damascius 20 points21 points ago

                                      4chan hates when their jokes go mainstream. It's why they hate reddit.

                                      [–]Obi_Kwiet 8 points9 points ago

                                      The only upside to reddit's karma whoring meme spam is that is pisses off 4chan.

                                      [–]Damascius 7 points8 points ago

                                      That's a downside too.

                                      EA pissed off 4chan and look at what happened.

                                      [–]Hammer38 27 points28 points ago

                                      "Well-coordinated and extensively financed EA propaganda team beaten by a rag-tag group of /v/irgins run by a furry tripfag and a BR with 140 ping" Cue victory music

                                      [–]PatAunces 1 point2 points ago

                                      What happened? EA continues to make millions every year? How terrible!

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                                        [–]SirCowMan 27 points28 points ago

                                        /b/ ≠ /v/

                                        [–]LinuxFP 26 points27 points ago

                                        /v/ is pretty much /b/ 2.0 ever since moot separated /v/ and /vg/

                                        [–]Pollo_Bueno 34 points35 points ago

                                        I have no idea what any of this means

                                        [–]LoneWanderer43 9 points10 points ago

                                        • /v/ Is the videogames board

                                        • /b/ Is a "random" board most of the content there is awful pornography and stupid threads.

                                        • m00t is the creator and administrator of 4chan he created /vg/ which means videogame general. These are threads in which people discuss only one game as opposed to news or videogames in general.

                                        [–]dakru 1 point2 points ago

                                        Different boards on 4chan. Instead of having a full name they'll have, for example, /fit/ for fitness.

                                        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

                                        /v/ has always been /b/ 2.0. Always.

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                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                          there used to be pony threads on /b/ since they didn't have their own board until /mlp/ was created. Even though they had threads that doesn't mean they liked them, it was a constant warzone of flaming and hate (lol little kid show, STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE, GO BE MEAN SOMEWHERE ELSE etc etc).

                                          The board that "despises" bronies is /v/-video games. They hate bronies for many reasons, and once they found out gabe liked ponies they hate him. But they'll probably forget about it in a week

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                                              [–]LChurch 1 point2 points ago

                                              My Little Pony seemed pretty ridiculous to me until I found out they did a scene at a bowling alley with 'The Big Lebowski' ponies in the background. I still don't watch it, but it's okay in my books now.

                                              [–]GreyInkling 1 point2 points ago

                                              Maybe I'm being to harsh on /v/

                                              Ha. No. They're all insane and hate everything, even the things they like they'll hate on. They're just throwing a fit like the group of 13 years olds they are. You can't be harsh on this group, seriously they deserve whatever you have to say.

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                                                [–]mang87 139 points140 points ago

                                                Actually 4chan hates him now because he's a brony.

                                                [–]Obi_Kwiet 57 points58 points ago

                                                I thought the whole brony thing was from 4chan anyway.

                                                [–]Bigern_ 121 points122 points ago

                                                4chan cycle

                                                4chan makes meme > hilarious OC > repost > copypasta > cancer > other sites pick it up > hated

                                                [–]Rhendal 72 points73 points ago

                                                So they're a bunch of hipsters...?

                                                [–]Hammer38 146 points147 points ago

                                                No hipsters are too mainstream, they hate them. Also, hating hipsters is too mainstream. They just hate themselves mostly.

                                                [–]Mr_Ected 29 points30 points ago

                                                So they're emo?

                                                [–]himthatspeaks 54 points55 points ago

                                                No emo is too mainstream, they hate them. Also, hating emos is too mainstream. They just hate themselves mostly.

                                                [–]Iggyhopper 57 points58 points ago

                                                So the only logical conclusion is potato.

                                                [–]Unfa 27 points28 points ago

                                                No, potato is too mainstream, they hate them. Also, eating fries is too mainstream. They just hate themselves mostly.

                                                [–]Kilkun 1 point2 points ago

                                                So they are the old ones, hm? RHLEYA FHTAGN CTHULHU!

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                                                    [–]PeteRoss 8 points9 points ago

                                                    emo hasn't been a real thing since 2006.

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                                                      [–]larkable 15 points16 points ago

                                                      Yes.

                                                      [–]stardustcrazy 9 points10 points ago

                                                      But with more penises.

                                                      [–]DFP_ 1 point2 points ago

                                                      It's hated at the cancer phase, it only becomes more apparent on other sites because they usually get the meaning behind it wrong or because it's just an example of the cancer spreading even further throughout the internet. It's not about what's mainstream, it's about getting the joke and not running it into the ground.

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                                                        [–]Syn7axError 25 points26 points ago

                                                        It was, but they were hated even then. 4chan isn't as hiveminded as they lead people to think it is.

                                                        [–]AfroKona 31 points32 points ago

                                                        The whole "NARWALZ BACONZ MIDNITE XD XD XD" thing is from reddit, yet lots of redditors hate it.

                                                        Same concept.

                                                        [–]Unfa 21 points22 points ago

                                                        Because that's fucking retarded. We had a meetup in /r/montreal last year and this guy with a reddit t-shirt introduced himself as "hello I am X, at what time do narwhals bacon at?".

                                                        I never wanted to punch a stranger more in my entire life.

                                                        [–]Shocking 6 points7 points ago

                                                        You should've just pointed and said, "Get Out."

                                                        [–]jargoon 1 point2 points ago

                                                        It's like when I used to post on SA and when you'd meet a goon they'd always be like "Do you have stairs in your house???????"

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                                                          [–]Anon49 1 point2 points ago

                                                          implying 4chan is only /v/

                                                          That's like saying Reddit love Rage comics. Rage comics Ruin Reddit. Take that 2009 shit to 9gag.

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                                                            [–]chesterdjester 67 points68 points ago

                                                            nah, that's an EA conspiracy to diffuse the focus that is the evil of the vidya.

                                                            [–]Khiva 4 points5 points ago

                                                            Is anything not an EA conspiracy to silence us true gamers?

                                                            [–]rowd149 6 points7 points ago

                                                            Thanks, I was about to say this. It was kind of ridiculous when the "story" broke; suddenly /v/ was the "Vilify Gabe" board.

                                                            [–]mang87 3 points4 points ago

                                                            Yep. I take a break from /v/ for a few days any time something like this happens, because the unfiltered hatred can just get to be a bit overwhelming at times.

                                                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                            It's a bit up in the air. He twittered that he watches My Little Pony because his kids like it.

                                                            [–]BazookaTuna 6 points7 points ago

                                                            But does anyone take anything 4chan says seriously anymore? Or ever, for that matter?

                                                            [–]mattthegreat 23 points24 points ago

                                                            "Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

                                                            It's posted on their damn site and is a good rule of thumb for just about everything you can find on the internet. It applies very aptly to reddit as well.

                                                            [–]latticusnon 10 points11 points ago

                                                            Only idiots. Same goes for reddit.

                                                            [–]mang87 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Well I think other 4chan users do. Which, unfortunately, is a lot of people.

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                                                                [–]ProduceZero 21 points22 points ago

                                                                Did anyone think his left eye pupil was an incorrectly used period?

                                                                [–]Interwhat 4 points5 points ago

                                                                I re-read a few times to make sense of it before I realised..

                                                                [–]IAMAHIPO_ocolor 1 point2 points ago

                                                                I think that'd be his right eye.

                                                                [–]NoveltyCritique 4 points5 points ago

                                                                NOT IF THE IMAGE WAS MIRRORED!

                                                                [–]drfeelgood246 1 point2 points ago

                                                                I saw this earlier today and had no idea what the hell you were talking about. But seeing it again now, I seriously confused it for a period.

                                                                [–]AngryBrownGuy 102 points103 points ago

                                                                This picture is old as fuck. Get with the times reddit, they hate Gabe now.

                                                                [–]xFaded 26 points27 points ago

                                                                Why do they hate gabe now? (i barely know the guy, just curious)

                                                                [–]hypoid77 14 points15 points ago

                                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi-QrPagTsk in a nutshell

                                                                [–]Chris1218218 52 points53 points ago

                                                                Brony.

                                                                [–]xFaded 64 points65 points ago

                                                                This explained nothing.

                                                                [–]mahaugher 63 points64 points ago

                                                                He is a-

                                                                (hopefully that clears it up a bit)

                                                                [–]probably2high 1 point2 points ago

                                                                It apparently makes sense if you only live on the internet.

                                                                [–]Ozera 7 points8 points ago

                                                                We will love and tolerate.

                                                                [–]OmicronNine 15 points16 points ago

                                                                But that only makes him awesome.

                                                                [–]blueberryjamoutlaw 34 points35 points ago

                                                                does this mean TF2 will feature one of rarity's giant hats?

                                                                [–]Cheeriope 1 point2 points ago*

                                                                I would kill for one like Sweetie Belle was wearing last week, with the peacock feathers? I can't find a picture but I'm sure you know which one I mean. It would be HILARIOUS, though impractical.

                                                                [–]OmicronNine 7 points8 points ago

                                                                [–]Malificus 19 points20 points ago

                                                                Hey man, it's uncool to make a blank post.

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                                                                  [–]AngryBrownGuy 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  its kinda of a joke. There is a video of Gabe saying he watches MLP and it made everyone mad.

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                                                                    [–]TheMannam 16 points17 points ago

                                                                    Well, you're not wrong.

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                                                                      [–]tratatatatata 20 points21 points ago

                                                                      Wow that mean something.. grats Gabe. Last 4chan "would bang" photo was mass murderer!

                                                                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

                                                                      It's old, now they hate him because he is a brony.

                                                                      [–]overtmind 3 points4 points ago*

                                                                      WHAT THE FUCK IS A BRONY

                                                                      EDIT: GOT IT THANKS

                                                                      [–]DMagnific 15 points16 points ago

                                                                      WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOGLE

                                                                      [–]Malificus 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      A person who likes the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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                                                                        [–]dabombnl 5 points6 points ago

                                                                        This counteracts all those fat jokes delaying Half-life 3, right? Right?

                                                                        [–]UltraJake 11 points12 points ago

                                                                        What the fuck. In Middle School I wore nothing but Polo shirts and everyone thought that was weird. :(

                                                                        [–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 11 points12 points ago

                                                                        To someone who spends all of their time on the internet, and most of that on 4chan, a shirt with a button is practically white tie and tails.

                                                                        [–]BobbyTrouble 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        Did you button up all the way to to the top button?

                                                                        [–]UltraJake 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        I usually only did the first button.

                                                                        [–]BobbyTrouble 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        Did you have alot of chest hair?

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                                                                          [–]oblivision 12 points13 points ago

                                                                          RPG (Ridicoulusly Photogenic Gabe)

                                                                          [–]jdcastellano 32 points33 points ago

                                                                          Please cast him as Peter Griffin.

                                                                          [–]always_peaking 28 points29 points ago

                                                                          I'm sure you had good intentions when you were posting this comment, and I apologize to both you and the community for what I'm about to say (because in my opinion Reddit should be a safe place where you are free to post whatever it is you choose without the worry of being berated by a stranger). Also I am fully aware that I am only speaking for myself and everything I am saying is just my opinion.

                                                                          Fuck this comment, and fuck you for posting it. What does "Please cast him as Peter Griffin" even mean to you? You think he looks like Peter Griffin? You want a live action film/TV series of Family Guy? You think Gabe would be a good actor? You think his time would be better spent spouting one-liners while portraying a character from a television series that I'm assuming you enjoy? Who are you appealing to? Also, fuck Family Guy. That stupid show is so lacking in any sort of value it's astonishing. From an outside perspective it is people gathering around to laugh at a fat mentally-deficient fictional character. Admittedly, using that tone and sentence structure could be used to talk down about just about anything. My real issue with the show is that it doesn't require any thought to watch it. It's just 22 minutes of tasteless filler.

                                                                          I don't want to make you feel bad about yourself, and I hope you just write me off as some dick on the internet. I am in an admittedly bad mood right now and I'm using the internet to lash out because experience has taught me that I won't actually harm you in any way by posting an ill-intentioned comment directed at you. And I could just have easily picked any of the hundreds of thousands of shitty comments available at my fingertips right now, you just happened to win some sort of cosmic jackpot. Once more, I apologize; and I genuinely hope you have a nice day.

                                                                          [–]Cuplink 23 points24 points ago*

                                                                          I agree. He would be better cast as Berry from American Dad.

                                                                          [–]Leftvote 6 points7 points ago

                                                                          tl;dr

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                                                                            [–]Overlay 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            4chan? Are you saying Reddit's obsession with him isn't just as bad if not worse?

                                                                            [–]emtamka 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            Peter Griffin?

                                                                            [–]pxsalmers 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            4chan has the right idea.

                                                                            [–]flailthroughs 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Ah, part of the EA Distraction Brigade, I see!

                                                                            [–]Cobruh 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            His eyes glow with magic and august, awesome, ceremonious, cool, courtly, dignified, elevated, exalted, fab, grand, grandiose, imperial, imposing, lofty, magnific, magnificent, marvelous, mind-blowing, monumental, noble, out of this world, pompous, regal, royal, smashing, sovereign, stately, stunning, sublime, sumptuous, superb wonder.

                                                                            [–]Sloady 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Cancer. So much cancer.

                                                                            [–]jdb12 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            My friend just looked over my shoulder and said, "Who's Gabe?" I facepalmed. Hard.

                                                                            [–]RavenLachrimae 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            He looks like Peter from family guy to me... :/

                                                                            [–]jazzberry76 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            This is what I think of Gabe.

                                                                            [–]Geno098 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            How did this get so many upvotes? Hasn't everyone already seen this image from the countless times it's been posted in /r/gaming and /v/?

                                                                            [–]ajleece 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            I've never seen it, so I am glad it was posted.

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                                                                              [–]Cynepkokc 3 points4 points ago

                                                                              What Reddit thinks of Gabe

                                                                              FTFY

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