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[–]ObscureAcronym 383 points384 points ago

Here's the original comic on the Perry Bible Fellowship website. Not rehosted on imgur. The rest of them are awesome too.

[–]fermilevel 73 points74 points ago

What? PBF is back? The site hasn't been updated for years!

[–]Bladethegreat 64 points65 points ago

Its gets updated like once every 6 months or so.

[–]fermilevel 17 points18 points ago

I remember going there once a couple of months but its the same "Bee" comic and I figured the author must have moved on to something else.

[–]Mister-Manager 17 points18 points ago

For April Fool's day he had the comic from 4/3/12 posted except it was really, really small and unreadable.

[–]Tactful 16 points17 points ago

I honestly think, and I'm not being hyperbolic here, that PBF is one of the greatest examples of short-storytelling in the history of anything ever.

In (typically) three panels, he manages to create a world or situation, draw you into it, then punch that line so hard you cry with laughter.

Some of the three-panel comics he's done could be extrapolated into entire stories, graphic novels, sci-fi films.

If I taught a class on story-telling, the PBF complete edition would be required reading, along with Roald Dahl's, Hemingway's, and Philip K Dick's short story collections.

[–]cdank 0 points1 point ago

I fully agree with this. I just wish this guy got the recognition he deserves. He really is a genius.

[–]Reanimator 12 points13 points ago

I used to check that site religiously back in high school (2003ish)

[–]mrpopenfresh 5 points6 points ago

For real. I went through every comic like 4 times, and I don't remember this one.

[–]philqw 2 points3 points ago

He posted a truly awesome one last Sunday, called The Scourge of Butter Castle. Guess someone complained, because it's no longer there...

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[–]philqw 0 points1 point ago

Oh, that one's titled "Roxanne" and is not the one he posted on April 1st...

[–]bAD-jOKE-eEL -3 points-2 points ago

No. Some where removed and added to his books.

[–]delivereddit 0 points1 point ago

I know! Made my morning!!!

[–]OJSlaughter 6 points7 points ago

This one made me piss myself with laughter

Thanks for the source, I just wish the OP delivered like he should.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

this guy is a genius!

[–]boss1000 3 points4 points ago

I downvoted OP and upvoted you. Enjoy what is essentially his upvote.

[–]agumonkey 0 points1 point ago*

so awesome you're hardly able to stop reading them all in one shot. actually you can't.

Occasionally I forgot the name and I enter the great hour of crawling through my mind to find the name again and get my PBF pill.

[–]Scrial 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, they are dark.

[–]Afuckingtiger -4 points-3 points ago*

Logged on to do this. Thanks! Edit: Downvotes for thanking someone. Must've hurt somebody's feelings recently.

[–]diablo_man 23 points24 points ago

Well, i guess that will have to do...

[–]jimmysilverrims 3 points4 points ago

Meanwhile the real last male of the unicorns has replaced his horn with branches to go pick up some does. Go figure.

[–]hotpie 63 points64 points ago

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[–]HerpinDerpster 69 points70 points ago

Nice shirt, gay-wad.

[–]fluffman86 3 points4 points ago

I'll call for help, Sweet_Laddio!

[–]sherlock_jones 2 points3 points ago

I think the question you're both skirting around is: Are you pro-skub, or anti-skub?

[–]AllergicRacoon 1 point2 points ago

I'll call for help, Jason

[–]muntoo 1 point2 points ago

I'll call for help, Sweet_Laddio.

[–]lingeringthoughts 0 points1 point ago

Nice veins.

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[–]rustystones 9 points10 points ago

I know the power of the unicorns is hard to comprehend, but yes, they did stab him in the third panel.

[–]atheist_maybe 5 points6 points ago

No, they just forcibly punched a hole through his belly button with their horns. Nothing major.

[–]Democritus477 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, he's dead. Welcome to PBF.

[–]mellett68 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]calibrated 39 points40 points ago

The National Endowment For The Arts should be redirected to ensure The Perry Bible Fellowship's continuation.

[–]cramjammer 1 point2 points ago

here here!

[–]runbunny 48 points49 points ago

[–]responds_in_verse 104 points105 points ago

"I'M A UNICORN" he said
and plopped the cone atop his head.
But though the women took the bait,
poor Ralph did not know how to mate.

[–]ninedump 6 points7 points ago

YES!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 15 points16 points ago

[–]SemperFry 2 points3 points ago

They never stood a chance.

[–]kwertykus 2 points3 points ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he said "unitard".

[–]Othy 11 points12 points ago

Silly donkey, you're not a unicorn...

[–]hockal00gy 12 points13 points ago

It'll have to do.

[–]RabidCoyote 6 points7 points ago

Indeed.

[–]meditonsin 3 points4 points ago

I think there are better options.

[–]RabidCoyote 3 points4 points ago

Bitch please, some of us unicorns do have standards.

[–]meditonsin 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, and we all saw how that turned out at the gala.

[–]socially_broken 2 points3 points ago

I clicked for the secret pony thread.

[–]MestR 2 points3 points ago

Of course there are better options, there always are.

[–]yourflyisajar 16 points17 points ago

Dat ass..

[–]Cold_Burrito 6 points7 points ago

His coat is absolutely drab, but I guess he'll have to do.

[–]FizzBitch 14 points15 points ago

A PBF I haven't seen before! MAGIC.

[–]the-may 7 points8 points ago

I am the only one who read that in Butthead's voice?

[–]chrriis89 4 points5 points ago

Definitely not. I was about to post the same thing and saw you beat me to it

[–]ProffesorBongsworth 0 points1 point ago

yea same here!!! I think its the eyes

[–]radiofiend 4 points5 points ago

not sure why but this reminds me of this Top Gear clip

[–]Amusei 10 points11 points ago

Wouldn't the offpring become sterile? That is unless Unicorns and donkeys have the same number of chromosomes.

[–]Pokemaniac_Ron 150 points151 points ago

Unicorns have an imaginary number of chromosomes. Their children would be complex.

[–]Etente 14 points15 points ago

He's not doing it for the offspring.

[–]wren24 4 points5 points ago

DM;HS

[–]barrakuda 4 points5 points ago

I think that's part of the joke.

[–]MechBear 14 points15 points ago

Fortune favours the industrious.

Go forth, donkey.

brohoof

[–]autocorrector 11 points12 points ago

Fortune favors the prepared.

[–]_Battletoads 10 points11 points ago

I read that in George Takei's voice.

[–]Sorkijan -1 points0 points ago

Me too!

[–]Sternenfuchs 6 points7 points ago

welcome to vault 69

[–]heatmiZ 4 points5 points ago

Does that donkey's face remind anyone of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead?

tl;dr; Ass's face=Butthead

[–]promosexual 1 point2 points ago

I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS!

[–]snoopyh42 1 point2 points ago

"Don't fuck that guy. He's an ass."

[–]rawisraffy 1 point2 points ago

Hey, there's Charlie, too! All hope is not lost!

[–]nonumbers 1 point2 points ago

The quality of comics has severely decreased?

Oh god the irony, it... it is just too much to handle...

[–]ArchangelPT 2 points3 points ago

There's a movie in there somewhere.

[–]stilldash 1 point2 points ago

And its soundtrack will be done by America.

[–]mileylols 1 point2 points ago

I prefer this cover, actually.

[–]MayorBee 1 point2 points ago

What a Schmendrick.

[–]family_guy_allusion 4 points5 points ago

I read the word "hello" like Smiley McGee in that episode of Family Guy where Connie dates Chris.

[–]Haroshi 3 points4 points ago

He's started making comics again?

!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Ugbrog 1 point2 points ago

WOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Deggit 0 points1 point ago

Exact reaction.

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[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

They were already doomed dummy. The horse just saw an opportunity.

[–]Symbi0tic 2 points3 points ago

Donkey. Not a horse. A donkey.

[–]petarr 3 points4 points ago

I aint no donkey, I'm a stallion, baby!

[–]Ftlguy88 0 points1 point ago

Don't be an ass

[–]TheBassThatAteMiami 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaw yeaaaah... Donkey is about to get some of that tight unipussy.

[–]EyePatchedEm 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else read that last panel in Eddie Murphy's voice?

[–]danhb 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else read the last panel panel in Nigel Thornberry's voice?

[–]MLP_magic -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks OP, I didn't know you could get points for rehosting comics everyone's seen anyways ^

This reddit thing is pretty cool, huh :P

[–]khrljnd 0 points1 point ago

I read it in the voice of Donkey from Shrek.

[–]Anne_Frank_Dildo 0 points1 point ago

I always imagine him saying "Hey baby" like Beavis.

[–]MayorBee 2 points3 points ago

I thought Butthead said "Hey baby."

[–]Anne_Frank_Dildo 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you're right. I derped.

[–]MayorBee 0 points1 point ago

It's all good.

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

The teeth make it.

[–]adventurer84 0 points1 point ago

I just read "hello" in Jon Benjamin's voice.

[–]ZoomaBaresAll 0 points1 point ago

PBF ftmfw!!!

[–]drjohnson89 0 points1 point ago

I imagine that "Hello" being in Butthead's voice.

[–]TheBoss157 0 points1 point ago

Come to Butthead...

[–]zeroone 0 points1 point ago

Unicorns... UNITE!

[–]Aenima1 0 points1 point ago

Where is Shmedrick?

[–]firefeng 0 points1 point ago

Thought this post was about The Last of the Unicorns, a childhood favorite.

Sobbed myself to sleep drunkenly when I realized it wasn't, and, perhaps more heinously, did not even include a MLP reference. You, sir and/or madame, owe me beer. Lots of beer.

[–]grandoiseau 0 points1 point ago

hung donkey will gladly help

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He pulled a comic, the one where the entertainer kills himself and on his grave is his catch phrase that drove him to suicide.

[–]Arsid 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tmiltzz 0 points1 point ago

This needs to stop getting reposted

[–]LaserBeam2000 0 points1 point ago

DONKEY!!!

[–]Booxcar 0 points1 point ago

SHREK!!

[–]Forbizzle 0 points1 point ago

1st PBF in months and you rehost it on imgur? Shame!

[–]squagel 0 points1 point ago

reminiscent of this this scene from top gear

[–]adammurabit 0 points1 point ago

And that's the story of how horses were created.

[–]outspokentruth 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter had sex.

[–]BluntMastermind 0 points1 point ago

The donkey looks like Butthead.

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin repost karmawhoring prick.

[–]bowei006 -1 points0 points ago

Man...what an ass!

[–]agncat31 -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha!!! I laughed so hard it hurt! and so did my boss after I showed him. :)

[–]iamSVEN -1 points0 points ago

I picture the mule with a voice like beavis.

[–]tuseau -1 points0 points ago

You gotta use your head if you wanna get laid.

[–]killa_tofu -1 points0 points ago

Read the donkeys voice as buttheads.

[–]Zeppelanoid -1 points0 points ago

PBF comics get automatic upvotes, I should have known.

[–]dirty_vegas31 -1 points0 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]libyaitalia -1 points0 points ago

THOSE TEETH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]Whats_a_narwhal -1 points0 points ago

What an ass.

[–]iamfromouterspace -1 points0 points ago

He's an ass.

[–]Gitmotourist -1 points0 points ago

Yay Mulicorns

[–]wakko_warner -1 points0 points ago

What a horny ass. . .

[–]Avast7 -1 points0 points ago

I imagine this being said like James May

[–]aqbodf -2 points-1 points ago

Reminds me of the episode in Futurama whereby Leela thought she met another cyclops.

[–]3rdMonkey -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sorry, but that should say, "helllloooooo laaaaadieeeeees."

[–]Schnapplegangers -2 points-1 points ago

Imagine his voice as Butthead's.

[–]Thelastunicorn1 -2 points-1 points ago

So sad.

[–]carlospicyweiner123 -2 points-1 points ago

Still a better love story than twilight... anyone? ANYONE?

[–]S3iizure -2 points-1 points ago

what an ass

[–]Zhant0m -2 points-1 points ago

James May is that you?

[–]andiW -2 points-1 points ago

Got a better idea. Switch to parthenogenesis.

[–]astomp -2 points-1 points ago

Both the teeth and the "hello" makes me read that in Butthead's voice. "uh hello huh huh huh"

[–]Shiznizo -3 points-2 points ago

Big floppy donkey dick!

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

wow this is bland

[–]Gromacs -5 points-4 points ago

My body is ready.