Every time I sit down to write a paper

FauxShizzle · 5 months

"Write drunk. Edit sober."

Ernest Hemingway

blackrobz · 5 months

Damn you, Alan Rickman! Just let me study.

FlatCountry · 5 months

In college I would reward myself by taking a shot at the end of each page I completed. This led to some papers with some really surprising twists at the end!

permaculture · 5 months

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[deleted] · 5 months

Can't not read that in his voice.

[deleted] · 5 months

I once sat down to do a paper at 11pm. My roommate came in and went to sleep shortly after. When he woke up at 7am I was still at my desk, hammering away, with 12 empty Corona's sitting in front of me. He sleepily asked what I was doing, to which I replied, "I WOULDN'T BONE A FAT CHICK SOBER!" and then immediately went back to typing.

17Hongo · 5 months

Alan Rickman. Awesome.

lord_nougat · 5 months

Poor Hans Gruber.

crane_operator · 5 months

Turn to page 394

CompactedPrism · 5 months

I prefer the Dude "Fuck it let's go bowling" school of paper writing.

ThePiggle · 5 months

I get drunk then write my paper. Good luck to whoever reads my submissions.

irrelevant_sounds · 5 months

I thought I was the only one who turned into Alan Rickman when I wrote papers, but I guess I was wrong.

filBlau · 5 months

I don't even have to be given an assignment, every time I drink whiskey I start writing whatever.

Canadian_SAP · 5 months

As a grad student currently attempting to write a 6,000 word paper from nearly scratch by 09:00 Monday, this GIF shall be my inspiration to soldier on.

cannotlogon · 5 months

Rickman is a god.

ChagSC · 5 months

Thank you for reminding me to watch Dogma again.

Barb0 · 5 months

I'll upvote anything with Alan Rickman in it

ChevyBMX · 5 months

Is that professor snape?!

thatsthejokeguys · 5 months

Alright, someone help me out here. I'm blanking on this movie title.

coottenhimer · 5 months

Every time I try to figure out a girl

Kajjy · 5 months

Dogma<3

WhatsTheIndifference · 5 months

I thought Angels weren't allowed to inbibe alcohol. Hence all the drinking and spitting.

Sabojik · 5 months

I wrote my midterm paper for psychology last year after getting absolutely shwasted. I'm talking multiple-doubleshots-of-151 drunk. I didn't even edit it after sobering up, since my deadline was the next morning, and I got the highest grade in the class. I still have absolutely no idea how.

zadigger · 5 months

Upvote for Dogma.

skepticalspectacle · 5 months

No wonder he's always teaching potions

happy_waldo87 · 5 months

Cracked a beer as soon as I read this.

[deleted] · 5 months

I was writing a paper yesterday, an easy History paper that I could write in my sleep and yet still at one point I found myself in the yard digging out dandelions and crabgrass from the lawn. I also got all of the laundry done too.

thunder_gunned · 5 months

McDonalds

anothertake · 5 months

OMG Rasputin got a haircut and shaved his beard?

SeamusTheDog · 5 months

ALAN!

Jemstar · 5 months

Does this work for a student teaching portfolio that is pass/fail and if I fail, it will negate my whole student teaching semester?

I hope it works for that. Portfolio is due Wednesday and I have zero motivation to put it together.

Xenothy · 5 months

Hey, that's what I'm doing right now! Got so philosophically confused I bought a bottle of cider (note: western french cider = best thing ever) and cookies and decided to drink and eat the whole thing before going to bed and hope my head clears up a bit.

Chase93 · 5 months

I just watched this this morning. I feel so included!

schlaghund · 5 months

Yippie ki yay, mother fuck!

frankg123 · 5 months

Yo Bill Feezy this is your shit dude i know you see this

Zhoen · 5 months

What clip is this from?

datrothbart · 5 months

DAE think Snape

Lkay3 · 5 months

But there is never anyone there to get drunk with :( sad day.

Upvote_and_STFU · 5 months

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Rakoons · 5 months

SnapeQ!? ?!? ! ?

[deleted] · 5 months

So thats what really happened to Snape D:

owlo360pop · 5 months

SNAPE!

Great_Zarquon · 5 months

NorthernWV · 5 months

So you took a video, converted it to a gif, and replaced the audio with text ಠ_ಠ

Stanlezz · 5 months

"All the time."

clintmccool · 5 months

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anima · 5 months

Snape?

Aeras4109 · 5 months

Is that... Snape?

tepappy · 5 months

not sure if John Cusack, or Allan Rickman.

Asdayasman · 5 months

WOW that dude looks like a goth vampire when he's not in his Snape garb.

Has he played a role like that?

funny

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