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[–]lovethemix 10 points11 points ago

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...or you know we could link to the artists blog

[–]lovethemix 5 points6 points ago

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[–]PerogiXW 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lovethemix 0 points1 point ago

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Dalek pin want

[–]FakingLiteracy 21 points22 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
can't wait for somebody to ask me for crackers 90coms 413pts 8mos funny
A lack of crackers 7coms 101pts 4mos funny
What happened to all the crackers? 1com 4pts 1mo funny
Crackalackin' 33coms 591pts 1mo funny
A lack of crackers 3coms 2pts 1mo funny
Do we have any crackers? 10coms 57pts 6mos pics

A lack of crackers

source: karmadecay

[–]DanMach 13 points14 points ago

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Seriously how does this shit keep coming up? God.

[–]Nurfy 4 points5 points ago

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Never seen it myself. Made coke shoot out of my nose.

[–]roxershadow 8 points9 points ago

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I hate it when that happens. Than you gotta snort it all up again.

[–]PerogiXW -3 points-2 points ago

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I read that as

Never seen it myself. Made coke shoot out of my ass.

What the fuck is wrong with me?!

[–]herzkolt 1 point2 points ago

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Internet.

[–]PerogiXW -1 points0 points ago

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I've been here too long man...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I know, I know. I just had to take a crack at some re-posting for once.

[–]deefees 5 points6 points ago

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We sure as hell aren't repost-lackin! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, my joke sucks :(

[–]DeckerR 1 point2 points ago

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Repost...

just sayin.

[–]Dapwell 3 points4 points ago

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I will never tire of this comic.

[–]WhiteLantern12 2 points3 points ago

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I never saw it and shot iced tea from my nose so he gets an upvote from meeee

[–]3nd1t -1 points0 points ago

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[–]ProfRoyHinkely -2 points-1 points ago

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" This suit is made from 100% crackalack" the Andy Griffith Show