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Me and my fiance when he's watching football (chzgifs.files.wordpress.com)

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[–]BajczTheDamned 29 points30 points ago

This is mind-boggling cute.

[–]RickRossovich 81 points82 points ago

My ex had a knack for leaving me alone for the entirety of a football/basketball game and start that shit with about 5 minutes left on the clock...

[–]grimmless 74 points75 points ago

I noticed you said ex...

[–]RickRossovich 36 points37 points ago

This is true.

[–]MasterAssBlaster 20 points21 points ago

4 HOURS ON SUNDAY, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!?

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[–]wonderfullyfantastic 7 points8 points ago

I believe the word you were looking for was 'quiet', q-u-i-e-t, quiet as in shut the fuck up.

[–]HarleyCQuinn 36 points37 points ago

Other way around for us. I watch football (occasionally scream at the tv) and he sits on the laptop. He says I'm going to punt the baby one day. I do not disagree with him.

[–]Starslip 36 points37 points ago

Don't kick the baby

[–]Akakaburito 34 points35 points ago

Kick the baby, Ike!

[–]WhitestAfrican 4 points5 points ago

Don't kick the god damn baby.

[–]Thecobra117 3 points4 points ago

Thank god somebody made that reference for me.

[–]Akakaburito 3 points4 points ago

I can only read 'Don't kick the baby' in little Ike's voice :D

[–]EverChillingLucifer -4 points-3 points ago

Just don't put baby in the corner.

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

You are going to hell to be roundhoused by Patrick Swayze. Roadhouse.

[–]Jubeii -2 points-1 points ago

No no no! Please don't kick the baby!

[–]phasmy -1 points0 points ago

This hurts the baby.

[–]Shawn_of_the_Redd 0 points1 point ago

I have a present for you, then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx8lLjDuWNg

[–]HarleyCQuinn 0 points1 point ago

You have made my night. Thank you.

[–]LarrySDonald[!] 1 point2 points ago

Same here except I'm the male. She's all "YES!! WE'RE WINNING!!! GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE!!" and I'm more "That's nice dear.. (type some more)".

[–]muffley 1 point2 points ago

Learn the name of the teams, it's just a couple of words and she'll probably appreciate you for it.

[–]LarrySDonald[!] -1 points0 points ago

I know them, sort of. But there's too many to use a specific example. I even watch a little if I can bet on it and even if not the odds are a pretty foolproof way of knowing up front roughly what's going to happen which makes you look super involved (Yeah, I'm not really seeing it for A. I'd say B will probably take this by two touchdownbasketlapgoals).

[–]watchful_owl 43 points44 points ago

Or playing video games.

[–]Rorick 23 points24 points ago

Or PLAYING football videogames.

[–]jcmc2112 21 points22 points ago

Any reason why you capitalized the "PLAYING?"

[–]Web3d 7 points8 points ago

must have a FAULTY keyboard. Man, THESE THings are annOYING.

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

GEE MINe seeMS TO Do the opPOSITE.

[–]Remerez 3 points4 points ago

I tried to play two player games with my ex, she would get pissed or bored super quick yet she complained when I played games by myself.

You ladies are confusing.

[–]Canuck147 19 points20 points ago

She wanted you to do stuff she likes instead of play video games.

[–]MasterCronus 7 points8 points ago

You need to do both.

[–]Canuck147 3 points4 points ago

Agreed.

[–]Khiva 1 point2 points ago

Yeah ....there's actually nothing confusing about this whatsoever.

[–]earthbridge 0 points1 point ago

Is this a serious post?

[–]lurklikeaboss 0 points1 point ago

I'm a happily married man who plays video games and watches football a lot.

It's all about give and take. She doesn't bitch at me when I do these things because I watch American Idol and the Voice and shows I don't like with her because she likes them.

Yeah, women can be confusing, but most of the time things like this are pretty straight forward. Also, it helps to not stick your dick in game players (mind games). Those are the worst.

[–]rustyplastic 0 points1 point ago

But really if you stick your dick in one of the football players why is your girlfriend there with you?

[–]bobisagirl 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

[–]Squirrel_Whisperer 13 points14 points ago

Do you feel the need to be more important than football?

How much attention would a guy get if he started dry humping a girl during Grey's Anatomy?

[–]tgrdem 19 points20 points ago

This is what my boyfriend does when I play Magic.

Oh, oh, now he wants to cuddle?!

[–]MrFuddlesworth 11 points12 points ago

Where does one find people to play magic these days? I still have some spectacular decks with which I would like to test my prowess. But I get laughed at EVERY time I bring it up to people ever since I moved.

[–]perverse_imp 2 points3 points ago

This might help.

/r/magicTCG

[–]Polorutz 0 points1 point ago

you can always play online

[–]MrFuddlesworth 0 points1 point ago

I've done that and played on xbox but it's not the same as seeing the shame in the other persons eye when they fall to my dragon or elf deck. Or the complete frustration of me getting anally raped by the shittiest of blue decks.....I'll never forget that fucking game

[–]Polorutz -1 points0 points ago

There is Magic online now, which you can use like you would IRL, it makes it easy to play a few games anywhere in the world.

Check out channelfireball.com for videos and drafts, etc...

[–]Deadmirth 0 points1 point ago

Find a local game store, there are a lot of places hosting "Friday Night Magic" nowadays, and some open it up to casual play or various other tournaments, too.

[–]MrFuddlesworth 2 points3 points ago

Never thought to try that. Just found a spot at a comic book store that is in the next town over. Thanks!

[–]StanleyDarsh22 0 points1 point ago

dude, soooooooooo many game/comic stores have tournaments. i can name 10 places in like 5 miles from my house right now. i dont live in a city either. the drafts are pretty fun cause you dont need cards already to play. especially when a new set comes out its the only option to not get destroyed by people who shove $500 dollars into a new beast deck.

[–]MrFuddlesworth 0 points1 point ago

It's been a long time since I went to a comic book store so I never though to check one out. But I've never seen anything about mtg in any of the game stores I've been to. Apparently I moved to the most anti magic area ever

[–]mesosorry 0 points1 point ago

Strangely it's been the opposite with me. My friends and I went through a rekindled interest in magic last year and almost everyone we brought it up to was into playing. And these are all people (including us) that on first introduction you wouldn't expect would play magic.

[–]MrFuddlesworth 0 points1 point ago

I actually got one of my friends into it because I was talking about it so much, but he moved to a different state a year ago. Since, it's been slim pickings with Everyone else I know. The usual response I get is "you still play that game?" followed by an insult the likes of calling me a tool

[–]mesosorry 1 point2 points ago

How silly of them! You should check out a local comic store or a convention, I'm sure you can find people to play with.

I think I was lucky that my friends (who also happened to be my roommates at the time) were into the game the same way that I was, that is just playing for the sake of playing rather than being uptight about card restrictions and whatnot. We'd spend nights drinking or smoking, playing 3-4 player matches with decks composed of cards from the old 5th and 6th edition sets mixed with newer ones, and just get super silly calling out spells and creatures in ridiculous accents all up until the mid to end game when we suddenly would all get super focused and into the game. Good times. It's a shame more people don't play magic, I think it's a much more awesome alternative to your standard 52 card game or even video games.

[–]eckliptic 1 point2 points ago

your boyfriend wants to cuddle while you're playing magic with someone else?

[–]tgrdem 0 points1 point ago

Yep. I'll be in the middle of the game and he'll get bored and come over and hug me from behind. Watch for a bit. Get bored, leave. Rinse and repeat.

[–]ocram000 3 points4 points ago

that is really cute

[–]justforrazors 4 points5 points ago

Recent repost, but the title makes it better.

[–]PassionateFlatulence 1 point2 points ago

Stupid monkey

[–]vinsite 1 point2 points ago

Every time there is a Boss fight. It is like she knows

[–]racket_man[!] 1 point2 points ago

relevant patrice o'neal bit

[–]SteveScagbaron 1 point2 points ago

Shouldn't the cat be asking the dog what offside is?

[–]Payneo218 1 point2 points ago

bitch don't want no pussy

[–]joonie13 1 point2 points ago

so youre the kitty and he gets action while watching sports? my hero.

[–]allan1980 1 point2 points ago

how cute _^

[–]MVB1837 1 point2 points ago

Leave the man alone. He's watching football.

[–]irish711 0 points1 point ago

My ex and I would have our own halftime show.

[–]dsigned001 0 points1 point ago

...or doing anything that requires focus and concentration.

[–]Nellie4 0 points1 point ago

This would be me & my boyfriend when he plays xbox...

[–]Domo_Rocks 0 points1 point ago

Me and my girlfriend while I'm playing video games.

"Hey babe, how do my boobs look today?"

"Awesome!.......I just beat my high score!!!!"

[–]derping 0 points1 point ago

please...don't flatter yourself

[–]hunterszombie 0 points1 point ago

My dog does this to me every time I try to do anything. She gets more persistent though. She puts her face in front of mine in an attempt to prevent me from watching whatever it is on my screen or tv.

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

CATZONED

[–]Nereus1684 0 points1 point ago

This should be in r/aww...but in either case Me Gusta :)

[–]gnarlysaurus 0 points1 point ago

That cat is on drugs.

[–]FranspleenyLinguine 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or is that a frakkin ginormous cat?

[–]danthemancooney 0 points1 point ago

Could that GIF be any slower?

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[–]AriBBCP 9 points10 points ago

just because he was ignoring it doesn't mean he didn't notice it.

[–]StoopidMonkey20[S] -1 points0 points ago

lol I love football just as much as he does and video games as well. I just think the faces he makes during both are funny....and seriously he has never had to make his own meal/sammich I make em all for my man ;)

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[–]MrFuddlesworth -1 points0 points ago

TIL that sandwich jokes are only funny when not relating to a cat gif...check

[–]MuffinTan -4 points-3 points ago

The reposting here is just shameless. Two days and a gif gets reused with an even shittier caption and no one cares.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Stop whinging.

[–]MuffinTan -5 points-4 points ago

What's whinging?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What's a dictionary?

[–]MuffinTan -3 points-2 points ago

Oh, you use retard spelling.

[–]rustystones 1 point2 points ago

Go back to kindergarten

[–]drummererb 0 points1 point ago

British is not retarded.

[–]CrashTestDumbass -3 points-2 points ago

I think you spelled whining wrong.

[–]drummererb 0 points1 point ago

Google. Google takes 3 seconds to keep you from looking like an idiot. It's a British spelling.

[–]KhloeCardassian -2 points-1 points ago

Obvious reply is obvious.

[–]vodkacokebloke -4 points-3 points ago

Most girls just hate that something in their blokes lives are seemingly more important than they are.

Ive explained to many a girl that ive know her for a number of weeks/months, but ive known & loved my team for decades. Dont make me choose, you will not find the answer agreeable.

Then you get the head-tilt thing while they try and figure out if are serious or not. Yes, yes i am.

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