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[–]GamerKiwi 20 points21 points ago

You just made a huge misteak.

[–]BoreasBlack 6 points7 points ago

That comment was well done.

[–]Keegan- 3 points4 points ago

Comments that good are rare to come by but hard to digest.

[–]Robama 2 points3 points ago

Even for a well seasoned redditor

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

your puns are so juicy!

[–]xMIASMAx 0 points1 point ago

umm ummm... steak!!

[–]pcnerd37 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me or does that smile remind anybody else of that hotel guy in Home Alone 2?

[–]IndieRocketScience 2 points3 points ago

Tim Curry. Absolutely.

[–]fridgetarian 0 points1 point ago

That may be his given name, but I'm sure he prefers "that hotel guy in Home Alone 2."

[–]theelliottolson 1 point2 points ago

I JUST made this same realization about the 5 meat pizza I'm eating

[–]MrKequc 1 point2 points ago

Well done.

[–]Caveen 1 point2 points ago

I had a cheeky ribeye, it was delicious. Well worth the roasting I'll get in hell.

[–]JMV290 1 point2 points ago

One time my mom wouldn't let me get steak because it was a Friday during Lent. I didn't feel like arguing so I got grilled chicken (which I was fine with).

When I picked my food up and got back home, I found that they screwed up my order and gave me steak tips. I got to keep them.

[–]JesterOfDestiny 1 point2 points ago

I don't know about you, but here in Hungary, we eat ham and bacon for easter.

[–]TooMuchTongueGuy 1 point2 points ago

[–]BFG_9000 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it?

[–]Thorzaim -1 points0 points ago

I don't think anyone outside USA deals with this "Good Friday" stuff much.

[–]evilhankventure 2 points3 points ago

It's a Catholic thing

[–]Zhai 2 points3 points ago

it's huge in Poland

[–]moviefreak11 1 point2 points ago

Every Friday is good Friday in my book. With the weekend and drinking and all that

[–]Big_Baby_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

Didn't the Vatican repeal that rule in the 60s?

[–]Suppafly 0 points1 point ago*

No.

edit: it's not longer all fridays, but it's still all friday's in lent.

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

so whats your point?

[–]random_hero90 0 points1 point ago

Got three Tupperware worth of rib eyes and strips marinating for the rational fam, 1/4 cup olive oil, 1/4 balsamic vinegar, 1/4 soy sauce, 1/4 Worcestershire, 3 cloves garlic minced, salt and peppered, and (optional) two tablespoons Dijon mustard for every four steaks (or one Pyrex dish, Tupperware container whichever your preference, I like Tupperware because you can close is and really seal those flavors in). I know this became a rambling recipe, but hey I am gonna be a pagan so I am gonna do it right, enjoy the weekend folks.

[–]that_guitar_guy 0 points1 point ago

I wanted to buy a steak too but all the damn stores were shut. Had to settle for a KFC.

[–]tlrpsu 0 points1 point ago

lmao!!

[–]Praxxus 0 points1 point ago

My now 5 year-old used to be fixated with the Grinch. He could do a perfect imitation of that grin. When he was two.

Enjoy your well-earned steak.

[–]erin_louise 0 points1 point ago

LOL

[–]Daroo425 0 points1 point ago

I went over to my catholic girlfriends families house for dinner and told them I had chicken nuggets earlier without realizing lol

[–]sheeponfire -1 points0 points ago

So, we got this from the 1,000 other posts on here. Okay, you are atheist and ate meat on a day you were not supposed to.

[–]tsdguy 1 point2 points ago

There's a day that atheists aren't allowed to eat meat? Darn - what's it like over at r/Satanism? What's on the menu there?