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[–]I_am_watching_you 1 point2 points ago

[–]TheLaughing_Man 2 points3 points ago

I don't understand.

[–]Evoschecter 1 point2 points ago

I dont either!

[–]DrLasagna 14 points15 points ago

I had a group of rats, a family actually. And I never felt bad when they all died, you wanna know why? They stare. Right at you. I'll be minding my own and they will literally drop their food to stare you down. "Hey big man you want a piece? why don't ya step inside the cage my man?" Yeah fuck you, eat your trail mix.

[–]jessikaye 2 points3 points ago

They aren't really staring as much as trying to actually see. Rats have bad eyesight so they stare to look at things better.

[–]DrLasagna 2 points3 points ago

I was kidding...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

he doesn't get reddit he's from mars

[–]mundane-anecdote-bot 2 points3 points ago

I get on ok with Hamsters, although I've only had one. He used to eat lettuce and other greens and drink water. Occasionally he would eat a tomato.

[–]chantistar 1 point2 points ago

And salt. Mmm salt.

[–]fancy_pance 2 points3 points ago

it's all about the fade-in

[–]zelkor 2 points3 points ago

Hamsters are awesome.

[–]Robojop 2 points3 points ago

It's was the moment when I realised he was stood up that the true fear set in.

[–]bobstaman 4 points5 points ago

Diabetes?

[–]Victolic 1 point2 points ago

Your nuts will be MINE!!!

[–]bdot02 1 point2 points ago

There are not enough pictures like this on reddit.

[–]GuyMillionaire 1 point2 points ago

The impact text ruined it for me.

[–]cynicroute 1 point2 points ago

He looks downright devious.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 1 point2 points ago

You said we didn't have anymore cheez-its. I can see you eating cheez-its. You lied to me...didn't you?

[–]Jellobug 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure if the faded in letters make it better or worse.

[–]Evoschecter 1 point2 points ago

Good stuff man! Ahahaha!

[–]trshtehdsh 3 points4 points ago

First off, 150+ upvotes and no comments???

Second, I geeked out at this. Which affirmed in my husband's mind how ridiculous my sense of humor can be. Thanks.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

dude I know what the fuck...?

[–]necrodude 1 point2 points ago

The original soon.

[–]umadbrahhhhh -1 points0 points ago

Brain: We must prepare for tomorrow night.

Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

[–]NukeUtopia -1 points0 points ago

I can't be the only one who thought of this...

[–]Fly-By -1 points0 points ago

Rats are awesome.

[–]chantistar 2 points3 points ago

Hamster

[–]jessikaye 2 points3 points ago

Maybe they were just stating that fact that rats are awesome?