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[–]flyingcodfish 214 points215 points ago

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It's funny beacause I accidentally put this in an essay about drugs and only later I discovered that the 3rd picture was Steve Buscemi.

[–]sweeptheaorta 16 points17 points ago

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Busceminosis

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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So what happened? Did the marker notice?

[–]lesser_panjandrum 41 points42 points ago

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Steve was the marker. It was pretty awkward.

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[–]ClearlyNotFake 11 points12 points ago

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I would downvote you but since this is obviously a troll account going for low karma, I'm giving you my upvote.

[–]Chickun 1 point2 points ago

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stupid_kike, your comment has nothing to do with the thread, please remove yourself from reddit to prevent further failures on your behalf.

[–]nikniuq 6 points7 points ago

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I read the stupid kike bit at the start of your comment and went "who dude...", then I read his username.

[–]Siethron 32 points33 points ago

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but he's making the "not bad" face

[–]dinofan01 10 points11 points ago

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No regrets.

[–]ridetheyak 2 points3 points ago

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have you seen his oh face? boardwalk empire has scarred me forever...

[–]Korbie13 5 points6 points ago

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His O face still haunts my nightmares.

[–]lz4335 55 points56 points ago

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Shit I'd do meth if I could become Steve Buscemi.

[–]wisenheimer 16 points17 points ago

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Many have tried but the only Steve they became was Scumbag Steve.

[–]Scorpion8754 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Ausp3x 0 points1 point ago

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[Fixed] request

[–]SMB73 7 points8 points ago

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At least her eyebrows grew back.

[–]HustlerThug 4 points5 points ago

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From a meth addict to a rich movie star. I'm okay with this.

[–]aclose78 75 points76 points ago

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Steve Buscemi is awesome. Apparently this is a repost, but I didn't know it, and neither did a lot of people from the looks of it. I don't understand how people can get so fed up over reposts. It literally took 2 seconds to look at. Besides, maybe you haven't seen it in a while and it's good for another laugh. A funny repost is better than a new piece of shit to me anyways.

[–]Craigellachie 15 points16 points ago

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Nice preemptive strike there. An hour later there is still no complaints about reposts. It is now only a matter of time before the first post are complaining about those who complain about those who complain about reposts. It's like anti-commenting.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You dawg, I heard you like complaining about people that complain about reposts, so we put a repost inside a repost so you can complain about reposts while you complain about reposts.

[–]PeterPantroglodytes 0 points1 point ago

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NutsyMcWrinklesack!? What happened to you?!

[–]aclose78 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't directing this at anyone specific. It just seems ridiculous that people who spend hours and hours of time on reddit can't shrug off the 2 seconds they wasted looking at a repost, and it's these people who know it's a repost. AND if you are a person who is constantly viewing reposts, may I suggest going outside? This is the main site I've visited for the last 6 months and still only occasionally see a repost.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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We're not really complaining, we just like the feeling of superiority.

[–]victordavion 2 points3 points ago

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This is the only site I've visited for the last 6th months. And I'm still on my first session. I can no longer feel my legs.

[–]pbowling808 -2 points-1 points ago

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meta

[–]DownvoteAttractor 0 points1 point ago

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If 100 000 people click on it who have seen it already (easily done on reddit) then that's 200 000 seconds wasted. That's the equivalent of 1.5 working weeks. Think about that.

[–]aclose78 -1 points0 points ago

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If 100,000 people spend an hour on reddit during the course of their week, an enormous underestimate, that's 11.4 years for one person. 11.4 years straight. See how easy it is to break your argument? We're not talking about 1 person, so don't pretend we are. A person could argue that being on reddit in general is a waste of time, so I guess we better get rid of r/funny and anything like it that doesn't teach somebody something or else we're all wasting time.

[–]shoegazer666 6 points7 points ago

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You got trolled, brah.

[–]aclose78 -2 points-1 points ago

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You know I don't think so. That seems to be a Reddit shield when someone says something stupid.

[–]shoegazer666 0 points1 point ago

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Let it go, brah.

[–]aclose78 0 points1 point ago

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Even if he was trolling, it's still stupid, and you can't convey inflection over the internet so it's also a dick move.

[–]shoegazer666 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't say it wasn't, brah.

[–]root66 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, thanks for your stream of thought! For a second there, I was going to form my own opinion about reposts, but since you gave us the play-by-play on how we are supposed to think, I don't have to!

[–]Nebulaoblivion -1 points0 points ago

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I used to say the same thing as you, but eventually, everything you see will be a repost too, and then you'll know how irritating it is for every other link to be something you've seen before.

It's like having chicken soup every night, and yeah chicken soup can be great. Eventually though, the thought of chicken soup would make you sick.

[–]SimilarImage 41 points42 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 days FunkyFresh707 Crystal Meth /r/pics 4 132
1 year metalmartyr Meth. here 61 371
3 months EpicPickle Meth. Not even once. here 92 1036

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[–]NyQuil012 1 point2 points ago

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This joke: 100 million billion gajillion times.

[–]Haasts_Eagle 2 points3 points ago

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This is next, right?

[–]i-wont-dance 1 point2 points ago

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wow. that hurt my eyes.

[–]Haasts_Eagle 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing, isn't it. Our brains desperately want to see a complete face but they just... can't!

[–]alage21 11 points12 points ago

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I snorted coke once and i got ice cubes stuck in my nose..

[–]iamesauce 10 points11 points ago

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You got Ice Cube's what stuck in your nose?

[–]Baconstrips46 -5 points-4 points ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]John_Redcorn126 8 points9 points ago

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Steve Buscemi is the sexiest man alive

[–]winterandautumn 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's really attractive in Boardwalk Empire. But then, who isn't?

[–]skeletorcares 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not convinced. Some people just get ugly with time not meth. Take me for example.

[–]Iforgatmyusername 2 points3 points ago

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Steve buscemi makes more money in a month that OP will make in 2000 years. /true sad story

[–]vadergeek 4 points5 points ago

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I have to say, if meth turned you into Steve Buscemi there would probably be a few people who started just for that.

[–]pig-newton 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, she looked a bit like him before.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The last picture looks like the girl is going "Not bad." at her latest look.

[–]laller 1 point2 points ago

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The two left women looks like models without makeup.

[–]grok_spock 1 point2 points ago

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looks like a three stage pokemon evolution

[–]BaconIsFrance 0 points1 point ago

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Starbuck is that you?

[–]gotrees 0 points1 point ago

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Sara Holt?

[–]Fyuryus 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit im so glad im not the only one who think meth heads look like Buscemi...I was in my drug psych class the other day watching a film on meth and couldnt help but think... "huh...they all look like Steve Buscemi"

[–]NicknameAvailable 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, one of them looks exactly like my crazy neighbor. I always took her for a crack-head, doesn't seem smart enough to go for something that lasts more than 10 seconds.

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus f Christ. That chick ended up looking like Steve Buscemi's spitting image.

[–]my_kerjiggers 0 points1 point ago

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But Breaking Bad makes it look so tasty.

[–]mushdog 0 points1 point ago

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yikeees [6]

[–]maestro78 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts, not even once

[–]rofio 0 points1 point ago

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Lol oh fuck that was so funny. I may be drunk but that shit was hilarious.

[–]Watergems 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly, some of the "meth effect" in the pics is actually due to the natural processes of aging and changing gender.

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 0 points1 point ago

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Well, she seems nice.

[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

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Meth.. Maybe once..

[–]shawndw 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Meth is a sex change drug.

[–]MadHamish 0 points1 point ago

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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold!

[–]BongoDaMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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No idea why, i've seen this a thousand times but i still loose my shit when i see it.

[–]Hellzapoppin 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't - wouldn't - would.

[–]randyspears 0 points1 point ago

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Next time you repost something, at least have the courtesy to update the year to 2012.

[–]Mike_Mercury -1 points0 points ago

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Not bad.

[–]DoctorPimpslap 0 points1 point ago

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For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]joemaster725 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up Donnie! You're out of your element!

[–]crunklepat 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I submitted this almost a year ago and got an amazing 5 upvotes. http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/i9px9/til_meth_makes_you_look_like_steve_buscemi/

[–]Gady_Lala 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, no, yes

[–]Lianarama 1 point2 points ago

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Considering Redditors have a reputation for being on here all the time, it really gets me how people keep posting the same thing over and over again with different titles. -.-

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This is at least the fourth time this has been posted in the last three months. I know because I posted it two months ago and because I just did some sleuthing.

Results:

  1. Epic Pickle, 3 months ago

  2. Me, two months ago

  3. sethboy67, a little over a week ago.

  4. This post.

And those are just the ones I found.

(Also, for the record I didn't realize I was reposting it two months ago, so it's possible that OP didn't either)

[–]I_B 0 points1 point ago

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REPOSTING IS FINE AS LONG AS I'M DOING IT

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I never said reposting was okay, in fact I outed my own repost...

Reposting sucks ass and I downvote it every time I notice it. My repost was unintentional (that's why the title on mine doesn't match the other three) but it's still old, unoriginal content and deserving of downvotes.

Also, I just looked at your comment history and it looks like you're picking fights and talking in ALL CAPS a lot recently. Cheer up, man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So I smoked crystal meth a few times about two years ago (I even licked the bag afterwards). Does this mean I'm fucked? Is this why girls still don't want to talk to me?

[–]Hanginon -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe, just maybe, girls don't want to talk to you because you're stupid enough to do Meth?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't judge it until you've tried it, that's my motto. It seemed overpriced in my opinion, compared to caffeine.

[–]Fennels 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck me, even the lobes and the nose match. That is eerily passable.

[–]peejfancher -4 points-3 points ago

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I did meth once.

Meth, never twice.

[–]Xeibra 0 points1 point ago

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the one experience i had with it was enough to make me never want to do it again. Not sleeping for 72 hours and wondering why it feels like the inside of your body is rotting and freezing at the same time while contorted faces are coming out of your walls and screaming in horrific pain is not fun.

[–]ebolaRETURNS 1 point2 points ago

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So it turns out, when taking a recreational drug for the first time, you don't need to take over ten times a typical dose over 3 days. :P

However, an initial rough experience with a compound this prone to extended, compulsive use can be a blessing.

[–]sethboy67 -4 points-3 points ago

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I posted this literally 8 days ago http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rixog/meth_not_even_once/ What the fuck is wrong with this world? You copied my exact title, the only difference is the link.

[–]letsgetdisco 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, this is definitely the most important problem in the world.

[–]sethboy67 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I think we should inform the president. I am sending a telegraph to lee's line to advance on teh lolcats extractor base, we should have good feed of lolpower soon.

[–]letsgetdisco 0 points1 point ago

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YOUR PRESIDENT AIN'T MY PRESIDENT, MATE.

[–]sethboy67 0 points1 point ago

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Then inform your president, and I'll inform mine. MATE.

[–]yetkwai 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HoorayZoidberg -1 points0 points ago

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[–]bigkshep -1 points0 points ago

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It'll meth up your life.

[–]Cynikal818 -3 points-2 points ago

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...and it still gets retarded upvotes.

[–]Oceanfloorsmusic -2 points-1 points ago

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If you do your research you will find the amount of upvotes this has received is equal to the amount of times it's been posted in the last three weeks.

[–]oldtomfoolery -4 points-3 points ago

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Really? Again?

[–]I_had_no_choice -2 points-1 points ago

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Keep going... the next phase is Dave Grohl

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[–]SuprChckn -2 points-1 points ago*

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I guess you can't make a sarcastic remark on the Internet anymore. Wow, 5 downvotes. Wow, guys. I thought reddit of all places could recognize sarcasm. Shit.