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Fuck Facebook (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Funny thing is, someone's probably gonna post this to Facebook.

[–]Not_a_Clue 12 points13 points ago

Delete it. It's nice off the grid.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Seconded, and thirded

[–]whimmy_millionaire 26 points27 points ago

The quality of facebook is determined by the quality of your friends, not the website itself.

[–]nOTwORTHtHEeFFORT 6 points7 points ago

That's right. I have no friends, so I don't use facebook.

[–]Laggingahead 2 points3 points ago

My Facebook newsfeed used to be interesting, then my family members got involved, then I got married, then my in-laws got involved, then I got a respectable job, then my coworkers got involved.

[–]madmooseman 8 points9 points ago

Exactly. I cleared out my friends a while back, to people I actually know and speak to. It's massively better now.

[–]iguana_clit 15 points16 points ago

Sorry you have shitty friends?

[–]prboi 9 points10 points ago

I mostly use facebook to post things from reddit.

[–]mjq03 4 points5 points ago

It's not a good Facebook browse unless I unsubscribe from at least one person

[–]Mclpepper 3 points4 points ago

So true

[–]lilleborik 3 points4 points ago*

Funny, that's the reason I closed my account about a year ago.

[–]sneezylee 3 points4 points ago

I deleted my facebook and I got an email the next day from some pissed off people. Seriously? WTF is wrong with people?

[–]idgaf82 2 points3 points ago

NICE, just like me.

[–]xeniot 2 points3 points ago

I just downloaded Facebook Messenger, I never have to go on Facebook again!

[–]AliDimayev 2 points3 points ago

Facebook is for lonely people who post mundane facts about their day in the hopes that someone will comment or reply.

"I had the best omelete for breakfast!"

Who gives a fuck!@?

[–]sagex90 8 points9 points ago

Now that I browse reddit this is more apparent every day lol

[–]FappingAsYouReadThis 0 points1 point ago

What I don't get is why everyone "likes" blatant karma-whoring posts (or whatever the FB equivalent is)? Do they just not notice?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I personally don't give a rat's ass about karmawhores. It's not like I'm giving any sort of undeserved royalty or anything.

[–]FappingAsYouReadThis -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, but when it fills up the majority of your news feed, it gets a little old.

[–]perfektstranger 4 points5 points ago

Because we check things we don't care about, right guys?

[–]brussels4breakfast 3 points4 points ago

I never check it and am better off for it.

[–]modeman 8 points9 points ago

anti-facebook circlejerk in 3, 2, 1... GO!

[–]FappingAsYouReadThis 15 points16 points ago

It's actually pretty fantastic for seeing pictures of that one girl you never talk to in a bikini hugging her even hotter friend, giving that fun, flirty smile to let you know she's been around the block a few times and you're the next stop...

so yeah, Facebook.

[–]17Hongo 2 points3 points ago

I was going to point out the flaws in that statement, and then read your username. Which explains a few things.

[–]ImALostCause 3 points4 points ago

I Don't always give up-votes but i'll be damned if i don't agree with this shit 100%. I would give you more if I could.

[–]chasingshadows 2 points3 points ago

Facebook just helps you realize how many of the people that you know are fucking stupid

[–]madmooseman 3 points4 points ago

And how stupid you are for not unfriending them.

[–]ablebodiedmango 1 point2 points ago

The company you keep... or stalk?

Why the fuck are you "friends" with them? Or are you just passive aggressive enough to complain about it but not do a damn thing?

[–]chasingshadows 0 points1 point ago

I didn't make this meme; I'm just making an observation. I don't "stalk" anyone- I'm friends with all the people on my list. I'm just making a general observation. You're real quick to judge.

[–]MrMoustachio 1 point2 points ago

Okay, Jon Lajoie.

[–]VidenTheColdOne 1 point2 points ago

lol, i read that as "face fuckbook"

[–]irishdef 3 points4 points ago

Go on it for a few seconds and then i just say "fuck this".

[–]I_Eat_Thermite7 1 point2 points ago

Yep, me too.

[–]DollyLA 1 point2 points ago

Amen.

[–]Bitofall 1 point2 points ago

I think a lot more people need to learn that facebook is much better if you keep it to people you actually give a damn about...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Everytime I read my facebook news feed I get pissed off, and then I remember a phrase I heard a while ago, "The hate keeps me warm." I just have to check facebook for some reason.

[–]Varasque 3 points4 points ago

I don't always check my Facebook newsfeed. But when I do, it's like browsing yesterday's reddit.

[–]insaneinferno 2 points3 points ago

I'm sick of seeing reddit stuff shamelessly reposted on Facebook. And dumb, shallow statuses don't help either.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Why is it shameless? Is it shameless even when you source it? That's a pretty elitist thing to say. Its almost like those rules #1 and #2 of /b/

[–]ablebodiedmango -2 points-1 points ago

You're like the Mr. Peanut guy from the commercials

but not nearly as cool

[–]quikjl -2 points-1 points ago

yeah, right?

it's like someone yelling a bad fireman analogy in a thread. not that you ever do that :)

ah, me.

[–]numberq4547 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sick of seeing Facebook stuff shamelessly reposted on Reddit. And dumb, shallow comments don't help either.

[–]vinfx 0 points1 point ago

When I read mine, I realize it's unchanged for over a couple days.

[–]Jayross 0 points1 point ago

Path.com

[–]BenStillerIsGay 1 point2 points ago

So instead of just deleting your account, you feel the need to bitch about it to the rest of the internet?

[–]Alkanfel 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you don't care about FB?

You must be a unique snowflake.

[–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

The attitude you have towards your facebook? That's about how many fucks I give about you posting it here. You have become your own facebook wall.

[–]ablebodiedmango -1 points0 points ago

Scumbag Redditor: Pretends like he doesn't care about Facebook, goes out of his way to make a meme about it

[–]BethanyBHitsMe -1 points0 points ago

Oh nice, another person hating on Facebook. Original...

[–]jay051684 -2 points-1 points ago

Then why the fuck do you still have it? If you're going to complain about it, just delete it. Or make better friends.

[–]CommanderGunNac -2 points-1 points ago

You must have shitty friends.

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