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[–]ltx 31 points32 points ago

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Old joke poorly remade. I have to say, the original wording is better:

Bear: Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?

[–]RichJMoney 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah this outright ruins the double meaning of the joke.

[–]WorldCorruption -1 points0 points ago

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upvotes upvotes!!! just listened to eddy murphys hour!!! when he was 22!!

now im on his second one!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=ZCs6PQkaXNI

[–]CosmicBard -1 points0 points ago

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Not to mention the punchline is "Yes", not "No."

The bear WANTS to wipe his ass with something that shit sticks to, not the other way around. Wiping your ass with something that shit won't stick to seems like a poor ass cleaning strategy.

[–]ltx 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, the punchline is "No". The bear's thinking that if the rabbit doesn't have a problem with it, it's okay to use him to wipe with because it will come off later.

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

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There won't be anything to wipe off, because shit doesn't stick to his fur.

[–]zanhoshi 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, a Pun Paradox!

[–]Orinthopter 12 points13 points ago

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TIL bears don't poop from their anus.

[–]mamalanna -3 points-2 points ago

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I was thinking the same damn thing! There is a brown eye above where his poop is coming from!! WTF!! EDIT: minor typo

[–]wheeldawg 15 points16 points ago

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It's falling already.

[–]EridMeatGrinder 1 point2 points ago

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I thought of it as a bit of shit stuck to him, hence the need to wipe.

[–]DownvotesGetMeHorny 4 points5 points ago

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Oh my god this is fucking pathetic.

Eddie Murphy would be ashamed.

[–]mitch279 0 points1 point ago

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I agree for the first time I watched the eddie murphy live on stage delirious today (only 16 btw) and this just ruins the joke completely.

[–]comedianzak 1 point2 points ago

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Eddie Murphy son!

My favorite street joke

[–]Duncables 1 point2 points ago

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Eddie Murphy was amazing in his stand up

[–]91Caleb 0 points1 point ago

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wtf charmin has been lying to us all

[–]andrey_shipilov 0 points1 point ago

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If only this pic was made today... It could be so fresh. But it's not.

[–]ejokinen 0 points1 point ago

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If only the charmin bears knew how soft a wipe could get.

[–]itsmoist 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't know bears have 2 assholes

[–]jubbajubbjubb 0 points1 point ago

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[–]blargis 0 points1 point ago

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This was the first thing that came to mind.

[–]khdutton 0 points1 point ago

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Dear Upvoters: Reddit is not Naughty Facebook. Please fuck off, and have a nice day.

[–]Nighthawk6857 -1 points0 points ago

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glad i have hair not fur

[–]notornnotes -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, a little.

[–]Kalyptro -1 points0 points ago

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Exactly how I feel at work.

[–]BuddyCo -1 points0 points ago

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And that is why I learned to never tell management about the problems I see.

[–]abnormalfoot -2 points-1 points ago

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ahhhhahaha

please reddit, this totally deserves the front page.

[–]alec099 -2 points-1 points ago

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I wish I could do this to the person who lit dog crap on my porch

[–]masterfatimeow -2 points-1 points ago

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What a shity night. =P