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[–]zombiehippie 152 points153 points ago

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The fucked up part is the dumb ass posted the pic on facebook. "Here officer arrest me now"

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[–]epic_comebacks 40 points41 points ago

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You're in either in great shape or horrible shape if 4chan grabs something of yours.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 25 points26 points ago

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In this case it's fairly obvious she's about as fucked as that $1500 TV.

[–]neanderthalman 6 points7 points ago

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Thinking off the cuff, wouldn't this be the sort of wrinkle to be ironed out in civil court?

[–]bobtentpeg 9 points10 points ago

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I doubt they had permission to be on the premisses, especially if it's after they broke up. Also, depending on the state, after damages pass a certain dollar amount it becomes a criminal charge.

[–]YUNoDie 10 points11 points ago

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That flat screen in the foreground indicates that it will probably result in such a charge.

[–]limyu 2 points3 points ago

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I know theft is either petty or grand. But does the same go for damages to an item rather than stealing it?

[–]d3rp_diggler 0 points1 point ago

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They do, if vandalism is in excess of a certain dollar amount to replace the item, it's upgraded to grand, which is typically a Felony.

[–]that_other_guy_ 4 points5 points ago

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It's actually domestic violence vandalism. Looks like felony vandalism to me. The threshold in California is about 800 bucks. Funny enough, even if it was mutual property and she owned half, or even all but he was allowed full access, its still a crime.

[–]RaveRaptor 0 points1 point ago

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Really? It's $300 here in Nevada. States next to eachother yet so far apart. Amazing!

[–]that_other_guy_ 0 points1 point ago

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Well its actually 400, but the DA won't issue on anything less than 800 so were told not to make it a felony until it hits that

[–]zombiehippie 6 points7 points ago

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That's how it would seam to me

[–]MiracleWhipSucks 1 point2 points ago

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booooooo

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 2 points3 points ago

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Depending on the circumstance, maybe. If it was breaking and entering, probably not.

[–]sp00kyd00m 2 points3 points ago

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even if she didnt break in it could still be at least trespassing and destruction of property right?

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, if he were to decide to pursue this, she'd be fucked.

[–]the_fuzzy_one 2 points3 points ago

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Broham. You didn't blur names out...

[–]Ronoh 3 points4 points ago

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The thing is that I thing that all that green stuff on the bed looks like marijuana. I guess that's the reason why she considered herself to be safe or any legal retaliation.

I doubt that the guy would have called the police in that case.

[–]d3rp_diggler 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno, it could be, but the stuff on the floor looks like cat litter, turds included....she may have dumped it out on his bed.

[–]BobJ143 0 points1 point ago

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I love the fact how she said "Lol guys I'm not getting in trouble trust me lmao." I found her Facebook if people are wondering where I saw that.

[–]iwasnevergivenaname 27 points28 points ago

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Chella Bella- "Lol guys I'm not getting in trouble trust me lmao" I wouldn't be so sure about that.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 8 points9 points ago

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4chan will fuck her shit up. You should see how pissed they are about this over at /b.

[–]d3rp_diggler 1 point2 points ago

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Oh snap! Is there a thread I can check out when I get home? Somethign with this much attention shouldn't drop off the board any time soon.

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[–]chewd0g 0 points1 point ago

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There is a side to twitter that I am glad to be rarely exposed to.

[–]andbruno 25 points26 points ago

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Admitted doing something illegal, gathered evidence herself, and posted said evidence online.

Smart girl, that one.

As Jimbo Jones from The Simpsons said: "videotaping this crime spree was the smartest thing we've ever done!"

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[–]rk9 10 points11 points ago

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Shit was sooo cash

[–]sb404 5 points6 points ago

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Hooker Quality,
Escort Prices.

[–]Bigd988 24 points25 points ago

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Leaving the names on this picture.....she is not gonna have a good time.

[–]6degreestoBillMurray 23 points24 points ago

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It took me literally 20 seconds to find her. Also, looks like 4chan found her, too, according to I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD. Now those guys will fuck up your day (they filed a police report on her crazy ass).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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YES I LOVE THE INTERNET.

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 5 points6 points ago

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Seeing what happened with the whole 'an hero' thing, I never ever ever want any of my personal info on 4chan ever.

[–]sb404 11 points12 points ago

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I don't think this is something you decide.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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If you say you don't want info on 4chan... it just makes it more likely that your info will wind up on 4chan.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What's that?

[–]orbat 1 point2 points ago

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Here's a short explanation.

[–]fawcan 1 point2 points ago

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Same here

[–]sb404 0 points1 point ago

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yah, they are also on their corporate facebook page... up to no good, of course.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

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God damnit. I hate bitches. Givin' us not insanes a bad name. You know what happened when my ex and I broke up? I LEFT. Like a normal, civilized fucking person.

What was going through her mind? "Maybe if I fuck up his shit REAL GEWD, he'll love me again!"

[–]wobwobwob42 23 points24 points ago

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I had an ex ask me not to be home when she picked up her stuff, fine by me! She apparently rented a uhall and took EVERYTHING! And when I say everything I mean it. The shower head, curtains, dryer sheets, food in the fridge, fucking everything like the grinch. None of it was hers of course. I was pissed and I had a beer (borrowed from the neighbors) and called the cops. Dumb and crazy don't mix well....

[–]Engineer3227 22 points23 points ago

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Did you cops help you get your things back?

We need resolution to this story!

[–]wobwobwob42 15 points16 points ago

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Some of it. TV and stereo were gone, apparently given away to "friends ". She was careful not to have anything that was obviously mine in her place. I got a tip from someone and I got my clothes and bed back, found by a dumpster but lots of shit was gone. Cops were cool about it but in the end wanted nothing to do with the case and considered it a civil matter. Meaning a poor 20 something stoner would have to put effort in to getting a lawyer etc... I said fuck it and considered it the price of admission for sticking my dick in crazy. I slept on a borrowed futon for a year in a nearly empty apartment until I met my new gf and current wife. I'm really lazy sometimes.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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When you stick your dick in crazy....you're gonna have a bad time

[–]magnum35750 1 point2 points ago

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I am printing this on t-shirts and handing them out!!

[–]DAL82 35 points36 points ago

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I think that anyone who's being judged by a person who calls themselves poop_dollar really needs to re-evaluate their life.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I think anyone who hasn't seen Workaholics needs to re-evaluate theirs. Check it out!

[–]DAL82 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome show! So tight butthole.

[–]acog 5 points6 points ago

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What was going through her mind? "Maybe if I fuck up his shit REAL GEWD, he'll love me again!"

I don't think it was even that logical. Have you ever seen people who break their own stuff when they're mad? It makes no sense. They're not thinking anything through. They just want to destroy something. In this case, she just wanted to hurt the guy because she was mad.

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[–]clothes_are_optional 7 points8 points ago

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ok i'm sorry but she is a fucking bombshell..with an iq of an actual bombshell

[–]incrediblemojo 5 points6 points ago

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I wish real life worked like D&D. If your intelligence stat is 3 or less, you die.

[–]sb404 2 points3 points ago

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well, she has basic motorskills, seems to be able to operate electronic devices well enough... I doubt she's a int 3... Wis on the other hand...

[–]incrediblemojo 0 points1 point ago

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fair point.

[–]LucifersCounsel 2 points3 points ago

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Are you kidding? She makes Kim Kardashian look attractive.

[–]unemployedlurker 1 point2 points ago

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In all fairness anyone makes K.K. look attractive as long as they can feed themselves.

[–]Maxion[M] 1 point2 points ago

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Do not post personal information on reddit. This is your first and only warning.

[–]redleader 5 points6 points ago

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Definitely above the Vickie Mendoza diagonal.

[–]xNEM3S1Sx 2 points3 points ago

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[–]nicomoore 33 points34 points ago

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How many times does it need to be said; don't stick your dick in crazy!

Cut it off at the source. DNA.

[–]darksober 28 points29 points ago

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Sometimes crazy is normal and hides well till it goes crazy.

[–]woodc85 14 points15 points ago

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and sometimes crazy is just really really hot

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK. KRYPTONITE.

[–]Daemonicus 0 points1 point ago

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LOL that's why I like to bring up controversial topics and try to force them into their natural state as soon as possible.

[–]Gallon_of_Milk 6 points7 points ago

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You know, sometimes it's totally worth it anyway.

[–]wsupreddit 3 points4 points ago

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Don't stick your dick in crazy's friend either... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 31 points32 points ago

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When u can bleed for a week n not die n give birth to a child n walk the next day I'll let u have an opinion on women^

http://i.imgur.com/e9QLu.jpg

When you can speak English, I'll take your opinion seriously you ignorant cunt.

[–]Caffeinated_Coyote 27 points28 points ago

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Also, I'm not sure she should have an opinion on women when she doesn't even understand how her own body works.

Having a period isn't "bleeding for a week." It's a built-up layer being shed. It's not like you're actively losing blood out of your bloodstream.

[–]___VK 10 points11 points ago

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THANK you. Goddamn, I hate how few people actually understand this.

[–]exposito 4 points5 points ago

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Or how they don't understand that they are designed to give birth and walk the next day, that whole natural selection thing that people talk about that allowed the mothers who could move with their family to live more often.

[–]Omnius 2 points3 points ago

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I understand that but that there was still loss of "real" blood right? Reason for headaches and why people suggest iron. Is this all bunk?

[–]Caffeinated_Coyote 2 points3 points ago

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A portion of the loss is "real" blood, but only a few tablespoons of the fluid are actual blood. People who get really severely heavy menstruation might want to take iron, or people who have a hard time stopping the bleeding (it's not horribly uncommon for people to have such irregular bleeding that it just keeps up for quite a bit longer than it's supposed to). Since your body does put iron into the blood and lining loss, it wouldn't hurt to take iron, anyway. Some people need it more than others.

But it's not like a gushing wound in your crotch, like some girls make it out to be. If your period is pretty normal, you're not losing that much fluid and certainly not that much blood.

As for the headaches, that is generally due to the hormonal changes associated with menstruation.

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 12 points13 points ago

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When you can speak English, I'll take your opinion seriously you ignorant cunt.

The real reason I don't have a Facebook account is because I would offend people by replying with stuff like that.

[–]crmacjr 7 points8 points ago

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I don't because I choose not to be exposed to the constant ramblings of vacant minds.

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 1 point2 points ago

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That too...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And farmville

[–]BrainSlurper 1 point2 points ago

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I deleted my Facebook a long time ago... All these posts make me want to remake it. Would be very, very fun, even if the majority of the people I know end up hating me.

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 0 points1 point ago

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Worth it!

[–]DearR3ddit 0 points1 point ago

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I dont see a problem with this..

[–]speedster217 -1 points0 points ago

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Really? Because I figured you would be a nice, sweet person with a name like POULTRY_PLACENTA

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I love it when girls who have never given birth say shit about birth making women strong. I obviously don't know the specifics but I've had 20 something girls use this line on me when I know damn well they haven't done anything nearly as difficult as childbirth (or cleaning up after themselves) in their entire spoiled lives.

Edit: Not angry at women so much as my obnoxious roomies :/

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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According to her facebook, shes attended one college and two universities. MIND=BLOWN

[–]d3rp_diggler 0 points1 point ago

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...but did it say that she graduated any one of them?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope

[–]whizzard 4 points5 points ago

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Hope he called the cops on that cunt

[–]ModernChaot 3 points4 points ago

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It's even worse... IT'S PUBLIC!!

http://on.fb.me/HqhoaV

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Shit like this makes my dick go soft.

[–]isunktheship 3 points4 points ago*

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Can find her on fb easy enough, her id is 725356187

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[–]right_meowr 16 points17 points ago

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I tried to read most of those comments...those people are so dumb. It made my brain hurt.

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 8 points9 points ago

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So much nope...

[–]the_catacombs 9 points10 points ago

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At 6:10am on Tuesday: Who likes to party lol text me

What the actual fuck?

[–]Archangelus 11 points12 points ago

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These people come from the part of reality that makes the Internet look cozy and intelligent.

[–]the_catacombs 6 points7 points ago

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I mean I stayed out til the sun came up.. in college. I grew up sometime between then and now. I guess some people just don't.

[–]lukestauntaun 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, most of us did. But the question is, did you have a kid while doing this? (this is an assumption btw, since she refers to herself as a milf, if I'm wrong I apologize.)

[–]BrainSlurper 4 points5 points ago

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Books:

Gossip girl, Twilight

Says a lot.

[–]speedster217 5 points6 points ago

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God... so many of them think that this is ok... Is this really what average people are like? goes to commit suicide

[–]sb404 4 points5 points ago

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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait don't kill yourself yet. We can leave this planet soon, we will need good people!

[–]speedster217 1 point2 points ago

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except for when the Formics murder us

[–]sb404 0 points1 point ago

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some of us...

[–]coaltown 4 points5 points ago

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Before you go take that Cash bitch with you.

[–]speedster217 3 points4 points ago*

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Did I say suicide? Maybe I should change that into maniacal homicidal rampage

[–]fran13r 0 points1 point ago

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you must post the link with a warning "READING THIS WILL DECREASE YOUR INTELLIGENCE, FUCK OFF UNLESS YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO NOT BE AFFECTED BY IT" (sorry for caps, i'm to lazy to erase & write it again, maybe reading that really made me dumber)

[–]sb404 0 points1 point ago

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[–]birdmankustomz 2 points3 points ago

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So... any chance you can post the rest of those comments? Seriously, this is like watching a facebook version of jerry springer, lol.

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[–]birdmankustomz 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, this is GOLD. "guys I'm not getting in trouble trust me" Makes me want to report her myself, lol.

[–]sb404 3 points4 points ago

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reminds me of that video with that girl railing on her boyfriend... that face she made when the cops came and took her away...

[–]Bodilis 2 points3 points ago

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Source?

[–]sb404 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Bodilis 0 points1 point ago

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Many thanks!

[–]snoopycool 0 points1 point ago

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Wat.

[–]sb404 0 points1 point ago

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Well, she seemed very confident that she could just fight him in a public place and that nothing would happen. Gave me the same impression in this case. Trash someone's room and them post it on facebook with the assurance that nothing would happen.

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok, 4chan is currently doing that for you.

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 0 points1 point ago

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Can you give a screen cap version? I dont really want to sign up, nor do I want to miss this comedy gold.

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[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ It's exactly like I expected...

What the fuck was she doing at 7 am on Tuesday? Who parties then?

[–]UncleLester 2 points3 points ago*

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[–]kiavahr 0 points1 point ago

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I went back to the beginning of the video to see the whole thing, and while I waited to load, I kept clicking to find the parent of the top rated comment. This just about sums up how that went.

[–]twinkyishere 2 points3 points ago

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Did that bitch throw his weed everywhere?

[–]UncleLester 1 point2 points ago

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I think you're right. I was wondering what was all over his bed. Thought it was just from the TV or maybe a pen broke during her rampage. Looks like weed on the floor and would make it hard for him to call the cops.

[–]ElderBowlsV 2 points3 points ago

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and that my friends is why you don't stick your dick in crazy

[–]nrock2256 2 points3 points ago

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Well, digging around on her page revealed the BF (I assume so, because she had a lot of pics with him, and their posts about events match up to boot) Sent him a message with the link to imgur, and the link here, and I also sent the cunt a nasty message. Hope she burns in San Fran

[–]jukeboxsavage 2 points3 points ago

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I know who will win this court case...

[–]jakecoleman 8 points9 points ago

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cunt

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[–]26Chairs 9 points10 points ago

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Hey, he looks like a really nice guy. So, how common is it exactly in the US to find people who look like that (and have the personality that goes with it)? I'm asking because I don't think I've actually ever seen anyone look like such a douche bag with such little effort... Do you only find that in NJ, or is it pretty much everywhere?

[–]spoone 9 points10 points ago

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South Florida is full of douches too

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 4 points5 points ago

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America is full of douches

[–]clothes_are_optional 15 points16 points ago

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the planet is full of douches

[–]Wordwench 0 points1 point ago

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...and it's douches all the way down.

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I'm from SF, and I can attest to that. I was originally in Maine and there were much less douches there.

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Hi from Portland. If you're from this part of Maine, you know the douches come out of the woodwork and into the Old Port on Thursday/Friday/Saturday night.

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That is true, although I was from the Bangor area so I didn't get down there too often.

[–]cardena2717 6 points7 points ago

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BTW, despite what MTV would have you think we don't have that many douchebags who look like that in NJ. I'd say we have the same amount as you would see in other states, and, in fact, the people from the show are from NY. The NJ coast is a popular vacation spot for a lot of people in the northeast, this, of course, attracts some D-Bags.

The more you knowwwwwww.

[–]Tim_Kaiser 8 points9 points ago

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Don't listen to this guy, he's clearly from New Jersey and therefore a douche.

[–]Baddiekins 2 points3 points ago

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Its common in certain areas. They can happen anywhere, they're just more prone to go to nice beaches. California and Florida get a lot of them. I've seen a few up in Oregon here.

[–]Diffie-Hellman 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much everywhere.

[–]JupitersClock 4 points5 points ago

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Judgmental much?

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[–]JupitersClock 1 point2 points ago

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Post updates!

[–]ClearlyChrist 1 point2 points ago

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This is even worse when you read the comments on the picture.

[–]danromarris 1 point2 points ago

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What's awesome is if you go to the "business" that she is a founder of, (looks like an escort company) there are people talking mad shit to her! LMFAO!

[–]jasonws 2 points3 points ago

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I'm tellin ya, /b/ is going to mangle this chick... It's curtains for her dumb ass, and it's probably only just the beginning...I love it.

[–]danromarris 1 point2 points ago

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It cracks me up at how fucking stupid people can be. Commit a crime, (a felony at that since the dollar amount of damage is so much) and then post pictures of it on your personal Facebook page admitting to the crime. Too bad there isn't some sort of update to how this stupid woman's life turns out.

[–]Klizz 1 point2 points ago

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I just committed a crime, time to post the evidence on the internet. Fucking logic, how does it work?

[–]blahjellyham 1 point2 points ago

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Only a bitch would be proud of this. Unless the guy busted a Chris brown.

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[–]dackkorto1 1 point2 points ago

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Now he has photo evidence for the court.

[–]LaxeCas 1 point2 points ago

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don't stick your willy in the crazies

just saying

[–]LerithXanatos 1 point2 points ago

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Her friends are terrible, terrible people.

[–]TheFatGreyCat 1 point2 points ago

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Makes me glad I'm gay

[–]HotDinnerBatman 1 point2 points ago

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My brain is full of fuck after reading this. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKAH. Do you speak it?

[–]FunFactor100 1 point2 points ago

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My guess is that she probably has some dirt on him that he dare not get the authorities involved.

[–]movzx 1 point2 points ago

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There's pot in the room.

[–]Niobium41 1 point2 points ago

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"She put that in here officers.. she's crazy... look what she did to my property.. "

[–]movzx 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I'm not saying it was a good line of reasoning. Just that's her thought process...and probably his. The first thing I'd do is toss anything that would incriminate me, and then call the cops.

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[–]lazermole 0 points1 point ago

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These days? Pretty sure there have been crazy chicks (and dudes) throughout all of recorded history (and probably before that, too).

And back in the day they didn't do something silly like put axes through TVs. They had their new lover MURDER their husband. Or had their wives beheaded publicly and shit.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Cash Ayala= /r/feminism summed up.

[–]baconia[S] 14 points15 points ago

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With a name like Cash I turn my brain off when they talk, because I know stupid is going to flow out of her mouth like the mighty Mississippi.

[–]Baddiekins 2 points3 points ago

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With a name like Cash, she better have a friend named Tango.

[–]sb404 1 point2 points ago

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So... you're Anthony? Man... fucked up chicks on that thread. Happy I never had to deal with one this crazy.

[–]Robocroakie 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, what a cunt.

[–]Cynikal818 1 point2 points ago*

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Ummm...I really have to fight the urge to find this bitches address and knock her the fuck out.

I am a dude...I don't want to feel these feelings.

EDIT: don't down vote me because you disagree...I FUCKING DISAGREE...I'm just stating that this shit is infuriating. If worst came to worst, my friend is on the female Olympic boxing team, she'd be down.

[–]Lilikins 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't that just scare off potentials?

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[–]jolieRules 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell! Why would you ever think any part of this would be a good idea!? Is that weed all over the bed?

[–]spoone 0 points1 point ago

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Did her ex call the cops? Is he going to? If not, will you be a decent human being and call them? Depending on what/how much got destroyed there could definitely be criminal charges

[–]BrainSlurper 0 points1 point ago

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4chan filed a police report.

[–]heroinahood 0 points1 point ago

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Insert slowpoke.jpg

Where the fuck have you been, OP?

[–]Sarcastictastic 0 points1 point ago

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no matter how angry i was i would never do that to an ex.

so ridiculous.

[–]DonRoo 0 points1 point ago

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I would shoot the bitch

[–]zoot_allures 0 points1 point ago

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So much rage -_-' , any news on if this has got to the cops or something?

[–]scrambles57 0 points1 point ago

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I must hear an update! We need justice!

[–]shellstains 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck acts like this?

[–]anonoman925 0 points1 point ago

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Next on Judge Judy....

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[–]LucifersCounsel 0 points1 point ago

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So, basically, sluts for hire?

[–]Tim_Kaiser 0 points1 point ago

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Arrested by Jupiter??

[–]shartmobile 0 points1 point ago

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Those comments are chav central.

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[–]Maxion[M] 1 point2 points ago

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Do not post personal information on reddit. This is your first and only warning.

[–]Meta-Fuck 0 points1 point ago

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

(How is it I'm the first to post this?)

[–]zombiechris 0 points1 point ago

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what happened to blocking out people's names?

[–]ghostbackwards 0 points1 point ago

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Chicks, man.

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[–]nrock2256 0 points1 point ago

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And this is why you don't do this shit on FB.

[–]hipacrocdogapig 0 points1 point ago

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girl or not she would of got a right hook to the face for that aha

[–]MrOatMeal 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like Colin Kaepernick

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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Next up, peoples court. "So you trashed his things and posted it on FaceBook?" BANG goes the gavel. "next"

[–]orality1337 0 points1 point ago

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renter's insurance... now I know why i need it

[–]barnesa90 0 points1 point ago

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So completely unnecessary. What does that accomplish? Nothing. Even if the now ex is a scumbag who "deserved it", all of his friends and family would laugh at her dumb ass forever. She's dumb. I hope he sues.

[–]itsbrilliantanyway 0 points1 point ago

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File this under "Evidence"

[–]Electroverted 0 points1 point ago

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This lovers quarrel between Chella and Cash needs some INTERNET JUSTICE!