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[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 14 points15 points ago

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Given my pessimistic nature, I have to believe there is some other reason those girls are being so nice, mental handicap perhaps.

[–]SweetLeafKush 7 points8 points ago

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He kinda looks like something might be off. Not to be all cruel or anything.

Fuck... I hate myself for that comment. But I'm gonna take my downvotes like a man.

[–]Schaftenheimen 2 points3 points ago

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I saw him, and the "just got my ps3" and the picture, and just assumed he was an ugly 13 year old jewish kid.

[–]baitingforyears 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe Adam is a really good listener..

[–]hoopdreams710 7 points8 points ago

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Just think how much the bitches will love him after he hits prestige!

[–]Bumwipes 4 points5 points ago

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Does anyone else thing adam looks like him

[–]Brashdoodle -2 points-1 points ago

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Well that was creepy. Animated Dr. Seuss is the stuff of nightmares.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Pimp Level: Shiesty Jew

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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So racist. So fucking funny though...

[–]mx- -1 points0 points ago

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Jewish isn't a race.

[–]SweetLeafKush -1 points0 points ago

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When referring to a person as Jewish based upon nothing but the facial features, then yes. It is racist.

[–]mx- 1 point2 points ago

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racist (adj): a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others.

Jewish isn't a race.

[–]SweetLeafKush 2 points3 points ago

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It's quite obvious he was reffering to the dominate facial features of the European "Ashkenazi Jews" .

No amount of verbal gymnastics can take away from that fact. The line between his comment and so called "Textbook" racism is very thin. So thin, it doesn't even matter when you cross it.

So please, don't try to pretend the comment wasn't meant to reflect the stereotypical Jew in which this kid resembles.

Very negative comment. Still made me giggle though.

[–]paedrarmy1 9 points10 points ago

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HOVERHANDS!!!

[–]AgeMarkus 4 points5 points ago

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Holy shit, that mouth...

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[–]mikey_croatia 0 points1 point ago

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If she's not his sister, they should have babies.

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[–]donpantini 0 points1 point ago

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He even has a nose like Burns

[–]bakertown 0 points1 point ago

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i thought that too

[–]Darth_Remus 2 points3 points ago

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Adam looks like a goddamn goblin.

[–]Moln 1 point2 points ago

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Give that bitch a ps3. Bitches love ps3.

[–]freakstate 1 point2 points ago

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someone's been gnarling on the controller

[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

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Moe's son needs to learn the time and the place for these things. Nobody thinks the Duty is that cool. Nobody can fault you for doing something you wanna do but goddamn. You will get none of the pussy spitting that kind of game. Also, I always thought this kid was the ugliest Lon Chaney looking kid out there: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llh31j694j1qj4bk5o1_500.jpg but this kid here looks evil.