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[–]phliuy 6 points7 points ago

If it helps, there's tiny versions of that lamprey (different species, but same body structure) that can swim up your urethra.

[–]Spoodles 5 points6 points ago

[–]sirmegalorddrawesome 3 points4 points ago

unless you have the lungs of odin to reach deep enough i don't think you have to worry

[–]Nomiss 1 point2 points ago

There was an episode of Dirty Jobs where they were sterilizing these things in lakes. Doesn't look all that deep to me.

[–]sirmegalorddrawesome 1 point2 points ago

suppose if they were deep you could pull them up. only time i saw them on tv was when they were devouring a whale carcass on the ocean floor. bastards knot themselves to pull off chunks. terrifying and mesmerising

[–]Ichthyologist 2 points3 points ago

Those were hagfish not sea lamprey, completely different class of fishes. Lamprey are external parasites of other fishes (not a danger to humans) and hagfish are demersal scavengers (also not dangerous to humans).

[–]sirmegalorddrawesome 0 points1 point ago

well today i learned something. thank you random citizen of the internet!

[–]MageKraze 1 point2 points ago

Never Again!

[–]StoneTigerRodeo 1 point2 points ago

ITS GOING TO BITE YOUR WIENER!

[–]carbonnanotube 1 point2 points ago

Don't be a baby, just wear a rash guard and you will be fine.

[–]Septem 0 points1 point ago

DEEENTAAATAA

[–]80sweens 0 points1 point ago

nice vagina

[–]itskelso96 0 points1 point ago

Damn nature, you scary!

[–]cosbysweatergiver 0 points1 point ago

Does anybody else see a troll face under those teeth things?

[–]The_Backwoodz_Killa 0 points1 point ago

I'd straight up mouth fuck that thing.

[–]katp00pdotorg 0 points1 point ago

Skull fucking at a new level

[–]polite_fox 0 points1 point ago

awwww, he just wants to cuddle.

[–]sinenominex -2 points-1 points ago*

Pretty sure it's a sea lamprey. We dissected them in 4th grade. As good an argument against the existence of god as any.

[–]Bodilis 1 point2 points ago

You dissected a sea lamprey in 4th grade? Sounds legit.

[–]joeyjo0 -1 points0 points ago

Maybe not the American system...

[–]supergalactic -1 points0 points ago

Mynoks?

[–]hajibaninja -1 points0 points ago

Their sucking on the power couplings

[–]17Hongo -1 points0 points ago

Calm down - it's just a lamprey.

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[–]Theydontsaynuthin[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hiii mom!!!

[–]woody1166 0 points1 point ago

Hi son!