Your move Jesus.

theroguesstash · 5 months

Yeah, but all he has to do now is wait five minutes.

hoodedthis · 5 months

John the Baptist would just dive in and get your ass.

Awps · 5 months

Hey thanks for posting this again. Was wondering why it took 2 days. Kinda started to miss this.

tcb98 · 5 months

I put this on here first. Repost.

chasejr753 · 5 months

He can just take some nails and poke some holes in his feet. He had it done once.

i_love_younicorns · 5 months

i can walk on water. it's called fucking ice.

Punkrocker333 · 5 months

Fishing pole.

Laancer · 5 months

Blake?

chriss1111 · 5 months

This comic leaves a lot to be discovered.

corny414 · 5 months

just because jesus can walk on water doesn't mean he can't swin in it, he was supposedly baptised in a lake so you know...

scurvebeard · 5 months

TIL Jesus = bees

Sinaz20 · 5 months

Turns lake into wine...

I want to see party two now!

twanky · 5 months

Now that he has those holes in his feet, walking on water is no longer possible. He sinks to the bottom like a submarine with a screen door.

DoctorLost173 · 5 months

Why was Jesus chasing someone? Is it just me or does the person under the water look like a cartoon Voldemort?

YouTubeGuy3011 · 5 months

Haha as a christian I find this hillarious...

AnonymousAutonomous · 5 months

Na, Jesus would just drop Moses a call. That dood would just come thru and part the waters like a boss.

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