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[–]jolieRules 839 points840 points ago

I never get sick of this .gif no matter how many times it gets reposted. I'm sorry, Spiderbro. I didn't mean to hurt you.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 195 points196 points ago

The guy next in line isn't going to be so nice.

[–]potted 112 points113 points ago

SPIDERMAN IS MADE OUT OF CANDY!

[–]MirroredColors 141 points142 points ago

With Great Power, Comes Great Candy.

[–]owenstumor 25 points26 points ago

Like Skittles or what?

[–]walruscode 57 points58 points ago

Are you kidding? Skittles could get you shot!

[–]Sfork 6 points7 points ago

sour skittles

[–]haxwellmill 32 points33 points ago

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME CANDY.

[–]Ariano 0 points1 point ago

[–]I_SAY_RUDE_SHIT 2 points3 points ago

YOUR MOM'S A BIG WHORE.

HUG

[–]Mojo_Rising 84 points85 points ago

[–]being_obvious 35 points36 points ago

its SO CUTE.

[–]J_Jonah_Jameson_Jr 17 points18 points ago

I'll give you a raise if you bash his skull in.

[–]dafragsta 2 points3 points ago

There's room at the top they are telling you still, but first you must learn how to smile as you kill if you want to be like the folks on the hill.

[–]Instantcretin 3 points4 points ago

Working Class Hero. I love that song, Marilyn Manson did a great cover of it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

It presents a new perspective on pinatas, that's for sure.

[–]stevesonaplane 10 points11 points ago

And look son! He poops candy! pulls off paper bunghole

[–]jsnate 11 points12 points ago

Heh. Bunghole.

[–]Roflkopt3r 1 point2 points ago

Only that the original title was much better ("I'm sorry Pinata Bro" iirc)

[–]haphapablap 1 point2 points ago

cuddles

[–]Bennessy 57 points58 points ago

That's why you use a blindfold.

[–]Bearmanly 40 points41 points ago

It's like some sort of bizarre execution.

[–]Destator 38 points39 points ago

Imagine the Kid after he takes of the blindfold. "NOOOOOOO what have I done."

[–]nthensome 37 points38 points ago

He 'Knighted' Spider-man and then gave him a congratulatory hug...

[–]Anonymous_Bosch 191 points192 points ago

What a beautiful, gentle little kid.

[–]ilovegwposts 38 points39 points ago

I used to hate it when my mum made gingerbread men - I'd only just made friends with the little dudes, and then their heads and arms got bitten off. Often I'd secretly stash mine in my room for a couple weeks until someone found them and threw them out.

On reflection, I was a weird kid.

[–]bearchubs 14 points15 points ago

Forever gingerbread.... Ha that wasn't funny I'm drunk

[–]lolmonger 1 point2 points ago

I really, really like your username.

Totally forgot about Garden of Earthly delights until now.

[–]ArtyJoker 3 points4 points ago

Bosch, why don't you have a seat over there?

[–]hankofthehill 6 points7 points ago

Oh. Oh the beer is for me. And uhh, I don't have a value pack of condoms in my backpack, so don't worry.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 199 points200 points ago

As many times as I've seen this gif, I cannot fathom why the parents would think that kid would be interested in bashing his hero. No idea.

[–]someguy945 242 points243 points ago

Aren't all pinatas like this? "Oh you love Dora The Explorer? Okay here's a paper mache Dora, now bash it to pieces with this baseball bat!"

[–]cutofmyjib 227 points228 points ago

"LOVE IS WEAKNESS! DESTROY WHAT YOU LOVE!"

[–]dafragsta 49 points50 points ago*

DEFEAT DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO, DOES IT?!

OCD Cobra-Kai Edit

[–]masmandiri 27 points28 points ago

FEAR HAS NO PLACE IN THIS DOJO, DOES IT?

[–]ArthurBrazil 25 points26 points ago

[–]Haltven 6 points7 points ago

What's the source of this video?

[–]NewTownGuard 1 point2 points ago

KEEP WHAT YOU KILL.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 27 points28 points ago

Yeah. I guess I don't get giving someone a pinata when they really like the character. Now, a character that the kid hates perhaps.

[–]brianbrianbrian 65 points66 points ago

SWIPER NO SWIPING... OR ELSE, MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]Kuzzo 15 points16 points ago

Aww maann.

[–]SwiprNOSEwipng 1 point2 points ago

Let a professional do it.

AWWW MAAANNN!

[–]sherax138 7 points8 points ago

Remember in napoleon dynamite Pedro got a summer Wheatley piñata for his presidential campaign. That does seem more appropriate.

[–]Golgatem 11 points12 points ago

My husband once cotaught a robotics class to a group of undergrads who got very frustrated with the robotic platform they were using. On the last day of class, the other professor brought a homemade piñata of the robot in question. The students had a fantastic time demolishing it!

[–]Ozlin 12 points13 points ago*

I have had serious problems with the Dora the Explorer pinata ever since I saw it at WalMart. Seriously, teaching children that small Latina* girls are made of candy, and to beat them with sticks, is messed up and should never have been allowed past marketing.

*Edited: Fixed at suggestion of babaganushh's comment.

[–]someguy945 25 points26 points ago

"I like parties, but I don't like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did."

-Demetri Martin

[–]babaganushh 5 points6 points ago

Hate to be the one, but please don't always assume a spanish-speaking brown skinned girl is Mexican. Dora is a Latina and probably from South America

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 5 points6 points ago

Maybe thats why they are supposed blindfold them.

[–]Chilapox 12 points13 points ago

I dunno about you but pretty much anything that I am allowed and encouraged to smash is going to get smashed to shit as long as it isn't important in some way.

[–]Ihaveastupidcat 5 points6 points ago

As a kid I would always love when something around the house would break. Like a microwave or a VCR. Because my parents would give them to me to do with as I please. At first I would take them apart and put them back together about a dozen times, then I would take them out to the street and bash them into a pile of broken plastic and twisted metal. Of course I would clean everything up and sweep the street afterwords. But there was something so entertaining about hitting a VCR with a sledgehammer. That being said, I was never to big on pinatas. It was like they were to cute to feel good about smashing.

[–]AlienGrill 6 points7 points ago

I used to take my little hotwheels cars and drop bricks on them to make it look like they'd been in car crashes.

[–]Ihaveastupidcat 3 points4 points ago

YES! Same here. Sometimes I even would take a lighter and burn a corner of them to look like they had a car fire.

[–]AlienGrill 2 points3 points ago

WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP!

[–]yetkwai 1 point2 points ago

we hunted down and brutally murdered every one of our A-Team action figures. Hannibal was the last to go. He hid out in the bottom of the toybox for months before we finally found him. But he got his in the end.

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[–]ANewAccountCreated 1 point2 points ago

Beat Barney and get candy!

Kill mommy and get insurance!

That is a good lesson to learn.

[–]Pufflekun 1 point2 points ago

Why not get a pinata in the shape of one of the many awesome villains in the Spiderman series? Then the kid can pretend to be Spiderman! Or, at least Spiderman's child sidekick, Purplestickboy.

[–]b00gielove 61 points62 points ago

Kind of a different story in reverse: http://reversegif.com/btv

[–]jsnate 49 points50 points ago

It's like a last goodbye. Or some mafia shit.

[–]ProZar3000 16 points17 points ago

"I...I don't think I can do it..." "I know it's hard, but you have to. It's to save the world." "I...I'm sorry." "Just don't forget what happened here today."

[–]prothean_disapproval 15 points16 points ago

ಠಠ_ಠಠ

[–]TRogow 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Old Yeller.

[–]hummahumma 25 points26 points ago

That is so. precious.

I think I just ovulated.

edit: 42/M

[–]jakeg1116 1 point2 points ago

l?

[–]dylanrush 22 points23 points ago

First time Reddit made me say "Aww" out loud

[–]TsarCastic 12 points13 points ago

You don't come here often do you?

[–]dylanrush 3 points4 points ago

5 year club booyyeeee

[–]BecauseOfGay 175 points176 points ago

WHY WONT MY GIRLFRIEND LET ME PUT A BABY IN HER?!!?!!

Kids are awesome

[–]kindaconfused 241 points242 points ago

Username relevant.

[–]R3xz 12 points13 points ago

Username irrelevant.

[–]I_AM_A_RAPTOR 32 points33 points ago

rawr!

[–]yangx 14 points15 points ago

Hey! Who let you out of the cage.

[–]twent4 2 points3 points ago

He escaped after reaching mach 1.

[–]Mish106 1 point2 points ago

clever girl...

[–]dubs2317 1 point2 points ago

I let him out, because he doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt.

[–]alsorobots 1 point2 points ago

Clever girl...

[–]jamesbiff 1 point2 points ago

Clever girl!

[–]haiku_robot 12 points13 points ago

WHY WONT MY GIRLFRIEND 
LET ME PUT A BABY IN 
HER?!!?!!   Kids are awesome

[–]Jarl_Of_Whiterun 2 points3 points ago

Spot on as always
my good bot friend. You really
know how to haiku.

[–]jason_sos 409 points410 points ago

The kid doesn't understand why he is supposed to hit him, when in fact he loves him. He even goes up and gives him a "sorry" hug. This kid was obviously raised very well.

[–]senorchaos718 46 points47 points ago

My daughter for her second birthday had a cow piñata for her farm themed party. (She was into sounds animals made, liked stories about farms, etc, etc so grandma 'abuelita' got her a cow piñata... naturally.) Anywho, it comes to finally break the thing. None of the kids are even remotely close to being of the age to hold a bat, let alone bust this thing open. As the father, I took it upon myself to wack it a few times with the bat and make it rain delicious treats. Sizing up the beast, I aimed for the head. With one mighty swing I knock the head clean off and into the circle of toddlers, who up until that point had been cheering for candy, but now all sat staring at the paper cow head that had just landed in their vicinity. I'll never forget the shocked/horrified look in all of their little faces. :(
tl;dr I traumatized toddlers by decapitating a paper mache cow at my daughter's birthday party.

[–]Bearmanly 14 points15 points ago

I imagined the scene at the end of Apocalypse Now where they sacrifice a cow, only fountains of candy were shooting out of its neck.

[–]Sansarasa 3 points4 points ago

Relevant username?

[–]Marnsten 3 points4 points ago

My neighbor had a party for her 2-year-old and bought a big Mickey Mouse pinata (because her son loves MM). Once Mickey was strung up and ready to be whacked, the boy asked to have it lowered "so I can give him a hug." Then a little girl wanted to hug Mickey, then one by one all the kids gave it a great big hug. By then it didn't seem right to give the kids broomsticks and ask them to whack the bejeezus out of their friend, so the teenagers took Mickey into the kitchen for a little surgery.

[–]kamotkreator 1 point2 points ago

Spat all over my desk... good job.

[–]InsideVoices 246 points247 points ago

Wait... Did we just watch the same gif??

What are the chances!

[–]AnderBerger 31 points32 points ago

Aziz?

[–]seconnecter 32 points33 points ago

Light!

[–]ManBroGuy 9 points10 points ago

Baaada Boom!

[–]jsicking 9 points10 points ago

Biiig Bada-Boom!

[–]PureClass 8 points9 points ago

Leeloo Dallas multipass!

[–]SergeantStapler 8 points9 points ago

ZERO STONES ZERO CRATES

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[–]skullybones 93 points94 points ago

or maybe he was just born kind and compassionate

[–]MalaTae 47 points48 points ago

First thing that popped into my head after reading that was "aw man I'd loved to be born kind an compassionate." ...And now I don't really know what to think of that thought.

[–]L4UGH 48 points49 points ago

Would you kill to be that compassionate?

I want to play a game.

[–]The_Dirty_Carl 6 points7 points ago

Tried it; doesn't work.

[–]Pit-trout 5 points6 points ago

The only winning move is not to play.

[–]Timaeus_L 3 points4 points ago

TI;DW

[–]NinjaDog251 1 point2 points ago

I thought killing would make people like me! But it doesn't! It just makes them dead.

[–]I_am_salad 5 points6 points ago

Well the first step is to have lots and lots of sex.

Somewhere after that comes profit.

[–]undecided_username 3 points4 points ago

welp, i'm going to die

[–]Zalbu 1 point2 points ago

But at least you're going to become a wizard!

[–]FlyingShisno 2 points3 points ago

Or loss of profit depending on whether or not your protection enchantment wore off at a bad time.

[–]I_am_salad 1 point2 points ago

Even worse, these enchantments don't stack effects! You can't just multi-cast them.

[–]Magik-Waffle 9 points10 points ago

Ah, the old nature vs. nurture debate. Carry on.

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 5 points6 points ago

That means compassion is his weakness... just like Spiderman.

[–]MisterDonkey 14 points15 points ago

One is born neither kind nor compassionate. One is not born to love or hate.

We are only born with a basic sense of empathy for not to harm or kill another person for no good reason. This empathetic sense is not a conscious compassion for the feelings of another human being. It is an instinct conducive to living gregariously.

This boy's compassion must have been nurtured.

[–]JoshSN 2 points3 points ago

Actually, I have a friend who has correlated a certain set of genes with empathy to a statistically significant level.

It doesn't mean all empathy is controlled by these genes, and it doesn't mean people who are GG are all more empathetic than people who are AA, it just means you can be born with a predisposition to be nicer than the average.

From the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (GO SARINA!)

[–]jtjathomps 1 point2 points ago

Being kind and compassionate is part of our genetic code. Those tribes that lacked it were less successful and did not prosper, thus propagating those traits in the species. "The Selfish Gene" -Richard Dawkins.

[–]Jarl_Of_Whiterun 3 points4 points ago

FALSE. ONE IS BORN TO LOVE.
[PROOF]?
ALL WE NEED IS LOVE! DO DO DODODO!

[–]young-earth-atheist 8 points9 points ago*

The fact that the pinata looks to be about the same size and shape as he is might have something to do with it.

[–]L4UGH 14 points15 points ago

TIL I was raised horribly, because I once destroyed a paper container filled with deliciousness hanging from a string.

[–]slightlystartled 1 point2 points ago

You monster.

[–]Jaegs 1 point2 points ago

Once he figures out the candy part its fucking over for his buddy tho.

[–]TheBadGod 103 points104 points ago

Oh...my daddy heart is welling.

Tears will not drop. Not at a bar.

Though I am dehydrated, and my eyes feel great now.

[–]zeppelinfromled 44 points45 points ago

Why are you on reddit at a bar?

[–]tyler2k 57 points58 points ago

Because Reddit is more addictive than Beer

[–]spazmodic- 24 points25 points ago

because "other person in bathroom" time is actually reddit time!

[–]Shannaniganns 18 points19 points ago

Funny thing is, the person in the bathroom is having reddit time too.

[–]worff 1 point2 points ago

Then Beerdit is even more so.

[–]pezzshnitsol 10 points11 points ago

My little cousin, when she was three, had an elmo themed birthday party. She cried when it was time to hit the pin~ata. My other little cousin, who is her sister, and is now three had a Minnie Mouse themed birthday party. She enjoyed pin~ata time

[–]Nothingisavailable 10 points11 points ago

seems the ñ is missing

[–]MisterDonkey 11 points12 points ago

Piñata != pin~ata.

You'd best leave the ~ out altogether rather than make your word look hyphenated.

I'm reading this like Planet-arium**

[–]ThisOpenFist 1 point2 points ago

US keyboards really need accent keys.

[–]mvhsbball22 25 points26 points ago

This same thing happened to me! I wish I had a .gif of it for the karma.

For a mental picture, change the pinata in the video to a Big Bird from Sesame Street. Change the weapon to a baseball bat. Other than that, it's a strikingly similar reaction.

My heart goes out to this kid.

[–]spoiled_baby 33 points34 points ago

its not as impressive because you were 27 at the time, josh.

[–]Leo-D 6 points7 points ago

Aha, so this is joshs account. The great mystery is over.

[–]no_talent_ass_clown 1 point2 points ago

Fret no more! You think that just because you don't have your own .gif you can't get karma? Pish posh! Just re-use this one (everyone else does).

[–]arbitrary516 8 points9 points ago

[–]Muddie 5 points6 points ago

Taste the sad, Spidey. Taste the sad.

[–]partycentralsupplies 6 points7 points ago

I run a party store and my piñata's are not as cool as that chaps, but I always wonder if the kids are going to be able to pull the trigger when it's go time.

Though I do enjoy it when I sell Dora piñata's because she is so damn annoying.

[–]mship 1 point2 points ago

Hey partycentralsupplies. Where is Benny the Bull's farm? Do you see it? DO YOU SEE IT?, as the camera pans over to the farm. Good job you are soooooo smart.

[–]partycentralsupplies 2 points3 points ago

Oh god I read your comment and I forgot I had posted about Dora, my blood began to boil instantly. My kid watches that damn show and it drives me to drink.

[–]zipperhedjoe 6 points7 points ago

"why is there war? And why is there killing? Have we forgotten some secret we knew, back when we were just children?"

this gif go straight to your heart man

[–]beccainblue 7 points8 points ago

After that hug I would have let the boy keep the thing and open the back for the candy.

[–]Taylorseim 1 point2 points ago

That was my first thought too, that would be an awesome toy.

Unless it wasn't his party and he was just there, then he'd have to watch. Mikey's parents would pull him off Spidey crying and grasping, doing anything to hold on. Then one of the big kids - a third grader - would strut in with a axe handle, wearing a bandana and fingerless gloves, laughing at the kid and eyeing the pinata hungrily. Mikey's mother would hold him while he slowly realized struggling was futile, and his panicked yells became slow sobs. Spiderman was going to die, his insides were just too valuable.

[–]twinkyishere 42 points43 points ago

Atta boy, snap his neck first.

[–]Jellycent 18 points19 points ago*

Seen this so many times and yet it still manages to make me mentally go "d'aaaww".

[–]G0083Rv3 14 points15 points ago

[–]fucksmith 4 points5 points ago

[–]thecollegegirl 6 points7 points ago

Watched an episode of Rugrats last night with this same theme. I'm 22.

[–]KiwiF 2 points3 points ago

Where did you see an episode of Rugrats?? It's been years since I saw that show.

[–]thecollegegirl 5 points6 points ago

It was on TV last night on Nickelodeon at around 4am.

[–]ANGRY_TWAT 9 points10 points ago

MAYBE ON THE INTERNET? YOU IDIOT.

[–]binaryechoes 1 point2 points ago

At first, I was all like wow, what an a-hole but your username absolves all.

[–]ANGRY_TWAT 6 points7 points ago

THANKS FOR LETTING EVERYONE KNOW YOU CAN FUCKING READ ENGLISH.

[–]cookie_nomster 2 points3 points ago

I know exactly how that lil man feels

[–]barnun 2 points3 points ago

"I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals.

'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.'

What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did."

-Demetri Martin

[–]gaunten 9 points10 points ago

God. damn. Onions.

[–]Zorca99 4 points5 points ago

Bring on the sad.

[–]Andrejt 2 points3 points ago

Faith in humanity has been restored.

[–]aveilleux 7 points8 points ago*

Reminds me of a certain TV show...

[–]TheGreenDawg 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, I freakin' love Powerpuff Girls! Don't judge me!

[–]Ghost1212 8 points9 points ago

Haha, My little pony rules also! XD

[–]TheGreenDawg 5 points6 points ago

You watch My Little Pony? I thought it was a show for little girls?

[–]CanYouSingHobbit 5 points6 points ago

God you bronies are weird

[–]TheGreenDawg 2 points3 points ago

Let people love what they choose to man. Peace!

[–]CuntSmellersLLP 1 point2 points ago

Dear Princess Celestia, TIL I'm weird :'(

[–]vetro 1 point2 points ago

So?

[–]TheGreenDawg 2 points3 points ago

I dunno...

[–]artofstarving 1 point2 points ago

America's Funniest Home Videos? Because that's where it's from. I always love that clip. Some kids have such beautiful souls at that age.

[–]Indigoh 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't everything?

[–]Turtlelover73 5 points6 points ago

What show would that be?

Wait lemme guess! ummm... How i met your mother?

[–]diablo_man 5 points6 points ago

I'm so sorry...

[–]Turtlelover73 3 points4 points ago

Sorry for what?

[–]diablo_man 2 points3 points ago

[–]Turtlelover73 5 points6 points ago

dammit the nose dripping doesn't loop perfectly

[–]Zhang5 3 points4 points ago

I'll ruin the .gif for you forever: It's like he's bouncing a ball of water off of his upper lip, using his nose.

[–]Turtlelover73 2 points3 points ago

Ruin it? you just made it infinitely more awesome.

[–]Zhang5 1 point2 points ago

Some people think it's ruined. It's like a 60/40 shot on someone considering it "ruined".

[–]Turtlelover73 1 point2 points ago

i think it's awesome. but significantly less sad

[–]huhmz 1 point2 points ago

The PG-13 version of Brothers.

[–]GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy 1 point2 points ago

awwwwww! wtf... that's a sweet kid.

[–]thatguydan01 1 point2 points ago

THEY MADE ME DO IT IM SO SORRY

[–]Mominator 1 point2 points ago

Too cute. Can't help but to smile.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This should be in /r/aww :)

[–]Raineko1 1 point2 points ago

Why spiderman, why couldn't it be some shitty character, like Aqualad?

[–]estepunk 1 point2 points ago

This happened to me when i was a kid, but it was a mickey mouse piñata. So my grandmother made a radish instead with the thought that no one cares about radishes.

it worked.

[–]elZaphod 1 point2 points ago

The kid is being bred for evil.

[–]Ilikepineapplez 1 point2 points ago

I burst into tears when the kid showed compassion.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I cried. :[

[–]SteveTheDude 1 point2 points ago

Never get a pinata of something you love; if you like Spiderman, get a Green Goblin pinata

[–]kristynseda 1 point2 points ago

This is cute and all, but I can't stop staring at the platform flip flops. I shudder every time I think about how hot I looked in those.

Never again, Steve Madden.

[–]Tnuff 1 point2 points ago

lord sidious. KILL HIM!

[–]mknyan 1 point2 points ago

This belongs in aww, not funny.

[–]inclore 1 point2 points ago

It's simple, we kill the Spiderman.

[–]lzw3 1 point2 points ago

:,)

[–]XellosBrah 1 point2 points ago

Fucking ninjas cutting onions. FUU

[–]RoamingBadger11 1 point2 points ago

This makes me think of Troy and Abed hitting eachother with a pillow nonstop so that they didn't have to say goodbye..

[–]gazongagizmo 1 point2 points ago

Piñat-aaaawwwww...

[–]Ruvok1 1 point2 points ago

So cute I´ll fucking cry.

[–]bishopred 1 point2 points ago

I'd say this belongs in r/aww!

[–]kronik85 1 point2 points ago

i may just be really high right now, but that really made me sad. kids are natural lovers, encouraged by their elders to fight.

[–]Thats_maybe_a_Penis 2 points3 points ago

This .gif should be shown to the leadership of Iran and the US. Quickly followed by this.

[–]friskydingo67 1 point2 points ago

He is a weak one. Throw him to the wolves!!!!

[–]Josepherism 1 point2 points ago

I completely understand you're joking, and it's hilarious. BUT I have to make clear that: Love =/= weakness.

[–]Dirty_Mike 2 points3 points ago

The perfect excuse to get a Rick Santorum piñata.

[–]KiLLaKRaGGy 1 point2 points ago

Repost. fuck it. great title, upvote!