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[–]NoFunk 549 points550 points ago

Original from here

She looks like this (upper body shot, safe for work, marginally NSFL).

The source is a blog from a Japanese body modification studio.

[–]reagan2016 288 points289 points ago*

"Mom, Dad, I want you to meet my new girlfriend..."

[–]CRdubalyah 322 points323 points ago

Mom - (Spontaneously combusts)

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 535 points536 points ago

Dad, "Why couldn't you have been gay, son?

[–]Zypherzor 146 points147 points ago

You must have a sharp taste in women

[–]lampshade14 72 points73 points ago

I imagine getting a handjob from her would be like playing russian roulette

[–]Light-Yagami 59 points60 points ago

I tucked my penis in between when I read that -_-

[–]HatesRedditors 73 points74 points ago*

I'm in the library right now, i tucked mine, and the stranger next to mes in just to be extra safe.

[–]BlackestNight21 6 points7 points ago

It's so easy when you sit on their lap.

[–]ChIck3n115 2 points3 points ago

No need, mine just turtled up inside. Gonna be days before I can coax it back out again.

[–]Kx2hunter 61 points62 points ago

wan't

ಠ_ಠ

[–]lbutton 63 points64 points ago

Wa not, as in, "you gonna have some pie?" "Yeah, wa not?"

[–]Wolf_Protagonist 5 points6 points ago

Want/don't?

He has mixed feelings. On the one hand, he's proud he has a girlfriend.

On the other hand, she is a freak.

I can understand that (You should have seen some of my ex's).

[–]Kx2hunter 4 points5 points ago

wan't isn't a wor'd.

[–]Snake973 2 points3 points ago

Or is i't?

[–]orthag 378 points379 points ago

Kill it with that orange glowey stuff that burns.

[–]velkyr 195 points196 points ago

Lava?

[–]jersully 257 points258 points ago

Napalm.

[–]reddit_user13 106 points107 points ago

Is that racist?

[–]blackedout 173 points174 points ago

No. But, if he were to say "Kill Charlie with some Napalm." or "I'd Agent Orange HER village!" then yes, that would be racist.

[–]reddit_user13 49 points50 points ago

Oh, ok then.

[–]IAMA_MMA_MAMA_AMA 60 points61 points ago

Themoreyouknow!*

[–]barker279 22 points23 points ago

So what do your kids think of your career choice?

[–]IAMA_MMA_MAMA_AMA 45 points46 points ago

Well to be honest they're pretty sheltered about the more specific details of it. They aren't allow to watch me train or fight, but of course I described to them what I do and why I do it, though they don't really understand why yet. I guess I don't either. My kids matter the most to me and I'm just doing what I'm able to do best to support them. Honestly, this is all made up, and I'm really a kidless dude who hasn't been in a fight since the fifth grade, but I whooped ass, and when I drink I can really be agressive, and that's not something I want to reveal to my children at such a young age. Innocence is really a gift to hold onto.

[–]orthag 12 points13 points ago

That would work, what I'm thinking of movies faster.

[–]IgnitionSpark 56 points57 points ago

A Jersey Shore gang bang?

[–]Dirty-DjAngo 4 points5 points ago

I would not be surprised if A Jersey Shore Gang Bang was a movie

[–]velkyr 19 points20 points ago

Thermite?

[–]midnightsbane04 21 points22 points ago

No no no. They said stuff that movies faster. So it must be a digital camera of some sort.

[–]Valxyrie23 8 points9 points ago

Agent orange?

[–]DresdenPI 34 points35 points ago

The blood of Newt Gingrich?

[–]punchintheface 83 points84 points ago

Better luck next life

[–]summerdreams 83 points84 points ago

She looks like she's in agony

[–]nervousbreakdown19 21 points22 points ago

That is what I keep thinking... you can tell by her expression that she is in pain. Sad that she is that into self-abuse :(

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[–]Noname_acc 15 points16 points ago

It is a damn shame when someone gets their jollies by stabbing sharpened metal rods through their forearms.

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[–]Noname_acc 23 points24 points ago

She has shrapnel in her arms. This is generally considered destructive.

[–]enderdio 2 points3 points ago

I am both a masochist and a sadist, and I urge you to be a little more accepting of other people's kinks.

I can't tell you why she does it, but I can tell you that she enjoys it, and that there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. This is really just a temporary set of piercings, and looks a lot flashier than it is, and safety is always a prime concern. Piercing isn't my thing, but I'm deep enough into the culture to know a fair bit about it.

All I'm saying is that there is nothing shameful about it and it isn't worth your judgement. Live and let live, you know?

[–]ap66crush 7 points8 points ago

would you consider this self destructive?

point being that without some insight into the mindset that went into this you can not call it self destructive. These piercings are not permanent, and were likely only worn for the photographs.

[–]Noname_acc 21 points22 points ago

Yes, I would call that self-destructive. He is quite clearly being impaled by a number of metal spikes.

[–]ap66crush 7 points8 points ago

Well, can't argue with that logic.

[–]fenshield 76 points77 points ago

Made me think of this, not sure why.

[–]aryary 117 points118 points ago

I'm guessing it's because they look practically the same.

[–]starchild2099 25 points26 points ago

the look on her face oddly says "talk about a case of the mondays."

[–]Wycked1 21 points22 points ago

Reminds me of this Moron... "SOMEBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!"

[–]johnnyyolks 18 points19 points ago

How the hell does he smoke his weed?

[–]BananaInsane121 57 points58 points ago

how the fuck do she sleep?

[–]MCozens 47 points48 points ago

or get on a plane?

[–]Kornstalx 115 points116 points ago

Conjugated verbs, how the fuck do they work?

[–]RochelleH 20 points21 points ago

Who know...

[–]ferromagnificent 4 points5 points ago

People don't think they be like they is, but they do.

[–]witchdoctorpixie 26 points27 points ago

It is a temporary surface piercing, something of this nature wouldn't be kept in for more than a very short span of time so it wouldn't be a problem. Even quite small surface piercings are eventually rejected by the body and expelled as a foreign object.

[–]uguysmakemesick 77 points78 points ago

You know what? I'd uh... I'd do her.

[–]Taedirk 234 points235 points ago

Get a tetanus shot first.

[–]RedMushtoom 35 points36 points ago

And pray to GAWD that she's not into cat scratches.

[–]xiann 2 points3 points ago

That is asking WAY too much

[–]PretendPhD 11 points12 points ago

I'm sure she comes with several tetanus shots. In her knuckles.

[–]Flux85 79 points80 points ago

I bet her vagina is lined with fishing hooks. You wanna stick your dick into a warm pocket of fishing hooks?

[–]Polartch 31 points32 points ago

You don't?

[–]timaxman 10 points11 points ago

HOW?! AND WHERE (ALL MEANINGS)

[–]Psybabar 4 points5 points ago

See, I look at that and all I can think of I'd the movie TEETH. Vagina Dentata, y'all.

[–]partanimal 5 points6 points ago

The removal marks look, to me, like a crowd of "Have a Nice Day" smiley faces who have had their mouths surgically removed.

[–]basketfeather 6 points7 points ago

This goes beyond a wolverine obsession.

[–]thescrapplekid 14 points15 points ago

Damn, I was hoping she would be marginally hot

[–]Jani3D 14 points15 points ago

Sigh.

[–]WTF-or-not 1484 points1485 points ago

This is WTF.

[–]barristonsmellme 493 points494 points ago

keep up the good work.

[–]lucklesspedestrian 333 points334 points ago

I don't even browse r/WTF anymore, I just scroll through WTF-or-not's comment history

[–]Captain_LargePoop 216 points217 points ago

He's the filter we need

[–]Mr_Snowballs 151 points152 points ago

but not the one it deserves

[–]etihw2 52 points53 points ago

GOOD ENOUGH

[–]superclap 38 points39 points ago

You guys fucked it up

[–]thehaze014 26 points27 points ago

You guys done fucked it up

FTFY

[–]GKoala 18 points19 points ago

but not the one we deserve

FTFY

[–]opoipo[M] 161 points162 points ago

that it is

[–]Umaro2k 72 points73 points ago

What, you mean Facebook and fake iPhone text screenshots aren't wtf? Finally, my world makes sense.

[–]dafones 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, this is one of the few WTF images that actually made me say "what the fuck." It certainly belongs here.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 142 points143 points ago

WTF is she wearing?

[–]TheDude- 106 points107 points ago

Wolveriness clothing. Duh.

[–]AskandTell 47 points48 points ago

I didn't even notice. My only thoughts were of horrific pus filled infections that are inevitably coming...

[–]del_rio 61 points62 points ago

[–]marmosetohmarmoset 16 points17 points ago

Wow, that bruise is kind of awesome looking. Worth it.

[–]therealmoldyvort 38 points39 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Nasir742 5 points6 points ago

should just turn them into smily faces with a sharpie or something...

sharpie ಠ_ಠ

[–]absinthevisions 40 points41 points ago

You don't leave these types of percings in. You take them out usually within 30 minutes to a few hours.

[–]the_littlepanda 24 points25 points ago

I'm legitimately interested in this. What's the point of them if you are only to have them for a few hours? Wouldn't that leave scarring? A lot of it?

[–]Hell_Vetica 16 points17 points ago

They're called play piercings at a lot of studios. Sometimes (at least in my region) they're for fetish parties and things of such.

The scars aren't that bad because the piercing isn't in long. If you check out the gallery for Straight to the Point in Portland, Oregon, there are some really nice shots of play piercings... many are NSFW.

[–]Lilusa 16 points17 points ago

It is trendy in Japan to get extreme piercings for parties. Some people may do it for fun, endorphins, to be "Extreme."

As for scarring, does she look like she cares about scarring? http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/rx1tr/girl_piercings_wolverine_obsession_what_the_fuck/c49d3kc

[–]LordJelly 14 points15 points ago

There are times when I see a post from r/wtf and I can think nothing else but "what the actual fuck". This is one of those times.

[–]RANTZONANDON 950 points951 points ago

WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW DAD!!

[–]erethren 741 points742 points ago

THIS ISN'T A PHASE MOM, THIS IS WHO I AM!

[–]emlgsh 787 points788 points ago

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING, SO I BECAME A PORCUPINE

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[–]OhGodAli 18 points19 points ago

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

[–]epic_comebacks 65 points66 points ago

It's pretty close between her and your mother.

[–]booooooooooooosh 66 points67 points ago

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

[–]Schroedingers_gif 28 points29 points ago

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY DODGE STRATUS THAT WAY

[–]JdaveA 11 points12 points ago

I HATE YOU, YOU BIG FAT TURD!

[–]CaitlinSarah87 2 points3 points ago

I HATE YOU... BOTH!

[–]denniedarko 5 points6 points ago

...daddy?

[–]chrism3 37 points38 points ago

[–]verywidebutthole 31 points32 points ago

You win. Go home everyone.

[–]theblackestbrotha 108 points109 points ago

Actually I think Dad paid a whole lot of the wrong kind of attention to her.

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[–]jkats14 130 points131 points ago

NSFL

[–]PigletChops 22 points23 points ago

I wish that I saw this before I saw the image but thank you very much for trying.

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[–]helarias 16 points17 points ago

if you need a trigger warning in this subreddit, you shouldnt be here

[–]cuilaid 16 points17 points ago

Wow thanks for NSFL warning. Was able to avert my eyes and move to the back button before the page actually loaded.

[–]cuttinace 73 points74 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]kelseyxiv[!] 38 points39 points ago

Yo wtf

[–]kanyewestandjayz 17 points18 points ago

IS THIS REAL! WTF

[–]Captain_LargePoop 11 points12 points ago

Thats sad :(

[–]joefredzob1 8 points9 points ago

What's the story behind this pic? (besides the obvious)

[–]doctanahar 8 points9 points ago

dafuq?!

[–]RageoftheMonkey 8 points9 points ago

Jesus christ man

[–]JSLEnterprises 361 points362 points ago

They look like they're getting infected. :/

[–]lasyke3 101 points102 points ago

I assumed they were temporary, and the red was from recent insertion. It seems impossible that they could be permanent.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

This is correct.

There is no way these could be a permanent fixture long enough to become visibly infected while still inserted. It's just irritation.

[–]BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss 12 points13 points ago

[–]internetbaddass 263 points264 points ago

She's also really into antibiotics.

[–]ronfromcny 110 points111 points ago

Let's not prejudge. She may be afraid of needles.

[–]econleech 13 points14 points ago

I would say she is no longer trypanophobic.

[–]rapidsingleflux 151 points152 points ago

I think it might be impossible for her to wash her hands properly too...

Nevermind wipe...

[–]Archangelus 94 points95 points ago

Oh... ooooh. Ew.

[–]RenardMF 48 points49 points ago

Shouldn't be a problem when you have one of these bad boys.

[–]Kornstalx 31 points32 points ago

One time when I was in New Orleans this waitress laughed in my face when I ordered a powdered bidet.

[–]Finaltidus 11 points12 points ago*

no damn way that little stream will do a good cleaning job.

edit: OK, FUCK, STFU

[–]DrSmoke 63 points64 points ago

No, it looks more like they were just done within hours, if that.

The pass around her neck is for a body art convention. Look at the background of the pic. See the plastic on the ground, that is for blood.

You can't keep something like this in for long.

/I'm a counter-culture Sherpa

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Word. Definitely a temporary piercing. At first glance I assumed that they'd been done in the context of a BDSM scene, like a temporary corset piercing or something.

Yay for counter-cultures. Hope she had fun.

[–]Shogouki 11 points12 points ago

Oh man that's giving me chills to even think about! >_<

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

The NSFW and NSFL tage should be used liberally.

[–]Hi_iTroll 15 points16 points ago

I fought her in Mortal Kombat I think

[–]DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 132 points133 points ago

[–]karstens9 122 points123 points ago

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 43 points44 points ago

Y'know.... I've never seen that GIF before... no idea what movie it's from....

But I'm pretty damn certain I can guess it's name, and tell you what happens (in broad strokes, at least)

[–]soupkitchen89 87 points88 points ago

If there's a movie out there called Edward Penishands and this isn't it, then the internet has taught me nothing.

[–]karstens9 91 points92 points ago

Here's a couple more for your enjoyment. NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/Vbxa2.gif

http://i.imgur.com/twvko.gif

It's a truly silly film.

[–]apoc680 23 points24 points ago

The weird part is that the guy does a somewhat decent portrayal of Mr. Depp in Edward Scissorhands, which means he tried.

I mean, imagine the alternative.

[–]nonumbers 24 points25 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 13 points14 points ago

Ayup... between your first gif and jonathan881.....my two assumptions are both proven correct.

[facepalmed while laughing]

[–]smashingpimp01 46 points47 points ago

My uncle is in that movie lol

[–]BlitzkriegDD 60 points61 points ago

Left dick or right dick?

[–]ncapone 11 points12 points ago

What happened to Robert Smith's hands?

[–]o0tenaciousC 77 points78 points ago

Holy fucking mother of Jesus H. Hernandez, gardener to the stars.

[–]lLoveLamp 22 points23 points ago

I'm stealing this.

[–]8906 14 points15 points ago

You're officially a redditor.

[–]jolieRules 85 points86 points ago

What is she wearing? Mesh bodysuit, underpants, thigh-highs? ಠ_ಠ Young lady, you have made some very poor choices.

[–]violetvenus 37 points38 points ago

MESH BODY SUIT!? GURL GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER.

[–]balls_of_death 11 points12 points ago

Believe it or not, that was actually a full white suit, she just wished she put them on before she turned Wolverine.

[–]Genericrelish 67 points68 points ago

3/10 would not bang. ...again.

[–]Dacw 130 points131 points ago

Worst handjob EVER!

[–]phantasmicwhimsy 36 points37 points ago

I don't even have a dick and I cringed

[–]ThatUnoriginalGuy 53 points54 points ago

If you're interested in a dick I can give you mine.

Eyyyyyyy

[–]ZCannon 65 points66 points ago

Nope.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

I noped realllllll hard.

[–]coconut292 24 points25 points ago

I am scarred for life

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 45 points46 points ago

Same with her her arms.

[–]HotMess323 15 points16 points ago

I bet it will be real fun trying to explain that she isn't a drug addict, when applying for jobs.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 15 points16 points ago

"I am not a drug addict, I'm a WOLVERINE addict!"

[–]HotMess323 14 points15 points ago

"Well then... YOU'RE HIRED!"

[–]nilleftw 2 points3 points ago

Her? Applying for a job that isn't a tattoo/piercing studio? HA!

[–]phishroom 23 points24 points ago

FACEPALM

Wait, scratch that.

[–]VentCo 14 points15 points ago

Double pun intended?

[–]Disney_Gifs 22 points23 points ago

[–]pikachuface 32 points33 points ago

can she even bend her arms? that's what worries me the most.

[–]HAESbro 35 points36 points ago

Stuff like this isn't permanent. I doubt she'll keep them in more than an hour.

[–]NicknameAvailable 8 points9 points ago

Just to be clear, because this is the part I find really confusing - they aren't going through her wrist and those ones in her hands are just dangling by 2 folds of skin aren't they?

[–]HAESbro 8 points9 points ago

Correct. The ones on her hands are unrelated to the ones on her forearms.

[–]ramiregr 4 points5 points ago

Another picture

It doesn't look like since there are 3 on top and 5 below the wrist. I hope not anyways.

[–]lasyke3 2 points3 points ago

Yup, there,s a picture of her arms after they were taken out.

[–]jwoodsutk 45 points46 points ago

can you bend your forearms?

If so, you should get that checked out

[–]TheJackalope231 30 points31 points ago

There are muscles in there that move when you bend your arm. Your skin also adjusts because of this. That's why.

[–]brash 10 points11 points ago

That is some next-level crazy

[–]smartalecky 40 points41 points ago

She could have gone with "I'm tired", or "I have a headache", but no...she went full retard with, "Bring it near me and I'll skewer your dick."

[–]Leaffar 10 points11 points ago*

You wanna see a shish kebab? No? Than Then go to sleep!

[–]agissilver 8 points9 points ago

This is a play piercing, most likely. Not meant to be permanent.

[–]its_just_who_i_am 4 points5 points ago

Whole lotta nope!

[–]yoquitit 3 points4 points ago

i don't need no fancy hollywood diet plan to lose weight, i just go on r/WTF everytime I'm hungry and lose my appetite.

[–]Madame_Snatch 3 points4 points ago

It's not for you, you won't get it

[–]Castigar2000 3 points4 points ago

The lengths to which people will go to be incredibly undesirable and repulsive to everyone around them. I do not get this. "Ooh, I'm a unique snowflake." No, you're a nasty bag of tetanus and open wounds.

[–]christmasface 2 points3 points ago

SNIKT!

[–]BettyMcBoob 2 points3 points ago

Kill it with fire!

[–]supermeerkat 2 points3 points ago

Surely this falls into the realm of mental illness.

[–]Russ1anBear 2 points3 points ago

I'm too high for this.. I'll save it to look later.

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points ago

I don't give a shit what anybody says,

THAT

IS

FUCKING

AWESOME

Seriously, how crazy huge do her lady-balls have to be to pull off something like that?

Edit - Also, just so everybody is aware of this, this isn't like, a permanent thing.

People do things like this just for a few minutes, and that's probably what's going on here.

[–]partanimal 22 points23 points ago

I don't know why you keep being downvoted. I understand that for most people, this is WAY beyond "squick." It is for me, too.

But you are just pointing out that there are plenty of similar albeit lesser-degree things we do to ourselves that have become widely-enough accepted that they no longer fall under "WTF" for most of us.

This girl is just pushing the envelope. Very, very far.

Your responses have been tolerant, polite, well thought-out, and potentially informative.

[–]ThePolarCat 6 points7 points ago

I agree with you completely.

I've done play piercings before, but I've never seen it implemented in this way. To each their own.

[–]sonastyinc 6 points7 points ago

I literally threw up a little bit in my mouth, but it's all good because I swallowed it. Now I feel like throwing up again.

[–]raven0usvampire 10 points11 points ago

I think there's a bulge in the crotch.

[–]mackelnuts 5 points6 points ago

I'd still hit it.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

With an axe

[–]brytzarn 1 point2 points ago

I got some kind of weird chills in my arms just watching this photo, looks scary.

[–]jasokant 1 point2 points ago

You're doing the lord's work son.

Keep the WTF comin'.

[–]grimatongueworm 1 point2 points ago

Once my testicles have descended from my kidneys, I'ma go outside and barf.

[–]throwawayyay11 1 point2 points ago

Nothing in my life has prepared me for that.