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[–]Luke217 6 points7 points ago

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TED?

[–]fuckupdog 6 points7 points ago

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Is it just me or does "hope and dream" sound a lot better than "dream and hope"?

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[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm sorry, I lied and you're right... or am I cause I'm replying to myself? I must apologize, I've stared to long at this picture. Once you've stared into emptiness such as those eyes for as long as I have it leaves you slightly warped.

[–]vvedge 1 point2 points ago

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Rupert?

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[–]MagnusTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

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It will come to life in the darkness and drink your blood...

[–]CommanderCooper 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, those aren't blood-sucking teeth. It'll probably do something more along the lines of carve the living flesh from your body and chew it at least 30 times before swallowing.

[–]heavylow 1 point2 points ago

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They had one of these in my dentist office as a kid.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Are you presently a functioning member of society having been brought up in the presence of such a hideous abomination such as this?

[–]heavylow 0 points1 point ago

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no.

[–]jannisjr 0 points1 point ago

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...DAD?

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...SON?

[–]jannisjr 0 points1 point ago

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...Father McCarthy?

[–]waveoflife 0 points1 point ago

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oh jeeze! that brought back memories of a horrible childhood nightmare.

[–]Misturkitti 0 points1 point ago

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It actually gets worse the longer you look at it!

[–]Bodilis 0 points1 point ago

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4 out of 5 dentists recommend new CrestTM extra-rapey, smile enhancing teddy bear toothpaste (now with more creepiness!).

[–]the_dying_punk 0 points1 point ago

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Yayyy!

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuck! It's got DogshitHandGrenade's dentures!

[–]DeckerR 0 points1 point ago

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You didn't need your soul anyway.

[–]iDirtyDianaX 0 points1 point ago

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Omg at the dentist's, right??

[–]Buttsnacks 0 points1 point ago

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My dentist has one of those at his office. It squirts water out of its mouth. He said he got it from a dentist convention or something.

[–]cuevacuev 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS FROM THE MOVIE "NOVACAINE" WITH STEVE MARTIN AND THE CRAZY BITCH FROM HARRY POTTER! I KNOW SOMETHING USEFUL! :D