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Self-defense against women. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]toffey4 6 points7 points ago

What is he wearing?

[–]nilleftw 14 points15 points ago

His self defense suit. Don't tell me you don't have one.

[–]Mosstheboss9722 9 points10 points ago

obviously......she was trying to cop a feel at the local male strip joint

[–]demon_smile 6 points7 points ago

Just wearing that thong would send any woman running.

[–]steakmm[S] 5 points6 points ago

haha, I actually thought to myself "no woman would be around a male redditor in real life, too much mouthbreathing."

[–]nilleftw 4 points5 points ago

I breathe however I want, thank you very much.

(I was sadly mouth breathing for the moment)

[–]Zosimasie 24 points25 points ago

So long as self-defense classes for women teach kicking in the balls, this is totally fair game.

[–]BeeAmoreDarling 3 points4 points ago

Be sure, in doing all of this, to wear a bright colored thong. This will distract the female enough for you to make her eat dirt.

[–]Malibooty 6 points7 points ago

Their clothing suggests this was meant for people living in a trailer park.

[–]ivanmarsh 2 points3 points ago

Fuck that... I go unisex: E2TGK

Eyes, Ears, Throat, Groin, Knees.

I am not nor do I believe myself to be a badass... I have not however ever started or lost a fight.

[–]Michichael 5 points6 points ago

Easier method: Kick in groin, grab head and smash into knee as target bends over in pain. Walk away.

[–]Syn7axError 4 points5 points ago

Maybe it's easier, but any method that involves grabbing her boobs is going to be the better method.

[–]Mosstheboss9722 2 points3 points ago

potential death factored into that attack though

[–]Michichael 0 points1 point ago

So? If you're not willing to decisively end an aggressor's actions, you're going to be the one with potential death, rape, or loss of property.

[–]Mosstheboss9722 0 points1 point ago

Should try to incapacitate first

[–]Michichael 0 points1 point ago

A blow to the head is the quickest, surest way to incapacitate somebody.

[–]Mosstheboss9722 0 points1 point ago

are you one of those people who prepare for the apocalypse on nat geo?

[–]Michichael 0 points1 point ago

No, those people are fucking retards that have no concept of how to handle a true emergency situation and I will laugh as their supplies are pillaged.

[–]Mosstheboss9722 0 points1 point ago

so you do have supplies in your basement with mines and other traps laid out?

[–]Michichael 0 points1 point ago

No. I know the location of people that do and have networked to provide their defense. :P

[–]Mosstheboss9722 0 points1 point ago

so you do have mines and traps though whatever floats your boat. or in this case keeps you alive

[–]slpnshot -1 points0 points ago

Does it matter when it's self defense? How much is excessive force if the person coming at you has a weapon?

[–]Mosstheboss9722 0 points1 point ago

Yes true kill him or her

[–]SamuraiStormtrooper 0 points1 point ago

That would be manslaughter, and you'd still have a high chance of being imprisoned.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I feel as though the boner gained from step 2 would incapacitate me, not her.

[–]Bodilis 1 point2 points ago

For the love of god how do I defend myself against flat-chested women? HOW?!

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 1 point2 points ago

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

[–]lordsushi 1 point2 points ago

I use this method all the time. Works great.

[–]DerelictDiety 2 points3 points ago

I found this same illusitration in one of my old Rapist Textbooks.

[–]anxhelino1234 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh RAPE!,Kick,Claw,TwistPull**

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

There's an animation our there somewhere. Was posted a few months to a year back.

[–]ConcertMusik 0 points1 point ago

but... what if women doesnt have that big breast?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It only works if you wear a thong, though.

[–]zack10011 -1 points0 points ago

my question is why is he wearing a thong

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