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[–]jackattack135 20 points21 points ago

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Just like rhinos right?

[–]MooBaloo 14 points15 points ago

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And narwhals.

[–]Renmauzuo 12 points13 points ago

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And elephants.

[–]zoso33 5 points6 points ago

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And walrii

[–]lookieausername 4 points5 points ago

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And bambi

[–]I_SCIENTIST 0 points1 point ago

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If anything, it is 'walri,' not 'walrii.'

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

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And the Wooly Rhinoceros, Mammoths, Arsinoitherium, and Horned Gophers.

[–]eebovipe 39 points40 points ago

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I'm gonna go ahead and guess that unicorns, much like deer/moose/rhinoceras, are not born with horns for this very reason.

[–]3lue3onnet 21 points22 points ago

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And let's not forget about the narwhals and elephants.

[–]twinbloodtalons 6 points7 points ago

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Took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out you weren't talking about horns on elephants.

[–]hotoatmeal 0 points1 point ago

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I'm at a loss... please share.

[–]twinbloodtalons 1 point2 points ago

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He's talking about tusks of an elephant and how they start growing after birth.

His first examples of narwhals and unicorns, which have horns on their heads, made me wonder why he thinks elephants have horns on their heads.

[–]hotoatmeal 1 point2 points ago

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and I had forgotten that elephants have tusks... sigh.

[–]SolusLoqui 2 points3 points ago

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And cattle

[–]SixshooteR32 4 points5 points ago

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Im gonna go ahead and say unicorns are not born...

[–]jecowa 0 points1 point ago

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They hatch?

[–]mrpeach32 13 points14 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Unicorn preg--- what? 147coms 1246pts 22dys WTF
why does this hurt my brain? 6coms 47pts 2dys WTF
Birth of a unicorn 1com 0pts 29dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]TinyTeddy93 8 points9 points ago

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I feel like a piece of me just died T.T

[–]calle957 0 points1 point ago

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I agree, I cannot say that I feel like my former self any more. :(

[–]TinyTeddy93 1 point2 points ago

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But hopefully we'll get through it

[–]smokeallofthetrees 2 points3 points ago

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Aww, I can feel him piercing! He's really active today.

[–]tooth2004 2 points3 points ago

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OH COME ON!!! Everybody knows that unicorns laid eggs!!! DUUHHHH

[–]Mattxy8 2 points3 points ago

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False, unicorns aren't born with a horn, when they are born they look like normal horses, when the grow older and hit horse puberty that's when their horn comes in. It's common knowledge black unicorns have the biggest horns while the yellow ones have the smallest, and the other unicorns are just in the middle of that.

[–]Taylor1991[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Mattxy8 0 points1 point ago

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lol :P ~ upvoted just for that

[–]Punkrocker333 2 points3 points ago

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How silly. Everyone knows Unicorns are immortal! They were all sucked into the TV.

[–]linkrobin 11 points12 points ago

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Sir, I think this is the wrong subreddit. This is supposed to go to /r/WTF.

[–]Oxicleanpopsicle 2 points3 points ago

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This was already posted in /r/WTF.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Too many damn times.

[–]Taylor1991[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Didn't know it had already been posted. Also

[–]linkrobin 0 points1 point ago

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I know, it was obvious that this was an X-post, but it does not fit in /r/funny.

[–]TheDroopy 2 points3 points ago

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People in r/WTF:

THIS ISN'T WTF IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL GTFO

[–]linkrobin 1 point2 points ago

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True.

[–]CeruleanOak 1 point2 points ago

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Why does the unicorn have breasts?

[–]Yuppers16 1 point2 points ago

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I can never un-see this.

[–]enginedriver 0 points1 point ago

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I can't even think of a single horned mammal that doesn't grow it after birth. Hope someone got fired for this inaccuracy. >:-|

[–]shelbymorgan 0 points1 point ago

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It's still a repost even of you add a different title.

[–]itsamario 0 points1 point ago

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Charlie!!

[–]evilrawrman 0 points1 point ago

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Or voldemort

[–]margoslaby 0 points1 point ago

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O_0 I thought this was going to be something cute....

[–]Tuskuul 0 points1 point ago

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that is morbidly amusing.

[–]Critikill81 0 points1 point ago

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That is terrifying...