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[–]EdocKrow 32 points33 points ago

[–]digitalwanderer 11 points12 points ago

It's my 46th birthday today and it's been a bit of a lousy one so far, this gif made me smile.

Thanks. :)

[–]a-good-username 4 points5 points ago

I love you and happy birthday.

[–]madmaker 0 points1 point ago

Nothing better than those non-milestone birthdays! We are with you.

[–]JlyGrnGiant 52 points53 points ago*

No.

EDIT: NO

[–]feureau 12 points13 points ago

I came from the front page bearing news: You'll need a bigger no...

[–]jimmy_legs 8 points9 points ago

No.

[–]feureau 7 points8 points ago

What is this, a no for obese ants?!

[–]idlevoid 0 points1 point ago

YES! YOU CANNOT GET RID OF MY YES. THERE ARE MORE YESES

[–]Mmm_Creepers 10 points11 points ago

Oh.

This.

So it has come to this.

[–]Louiemonte 7 points8 points ago

Andy Samberg?

[–]Capn_Crotch 2 points3 points ago

No. That's a cat.

Edit: oh, you mean the guy? Yeah that's him.

[–]Panguin 17 points18 points ago

HAPPY CAKEDAY TO THE GROUUUUUND!

[–]Mr_Abe_Froman 6 points7 points ago

I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO!

[–]GapperDK 1 point2 points ago

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

[–]cook94j -2 points-1 points ago*

You can't trust THE SYSTEM!

EDIT: spelling

[–]Capn_Crotch 5 points6 points ago

You misquoted an internet video. The shame you must feel I cannot say I envy.

[–]cook94j 0 points1 point ago

Damn, meant to say trust. That's what happens when you type it on your phone.

[–]CaptainSombrero 2 points3 points ago

Trust

[–]N8V_Link 28 points29 points ago

Happy cake day. Enjoy my down vote.

[–]feureau 11 points12 points ago

Reporting from the front page: your clicker slipped and hit an upvote

[–]m104 4 points5 points ago

I will never understand why anyone rewards this behavior.

[–]Justintime233 9 points10 points ago

[–]cnostrand 1 point2 points ago

[–]pescador7 5 points6 points ago

Hell yeah! Lonely Island, Cake day and CATS.

Take my upvote already, man!

[–]Nieman 4 points5 points ago

I wish i was talented enough to re-upload a picture to imgur.

[–]boredinballard 1 point2 points ago

That's a fantastic fitting shirt.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Awesome, I love downvoting "cake day" threads.

[–]poorwegian 3 points4 points ago

That's cool, Andy Samberg.

[–]IforgotwhatIwasdoing 0 points1 point ago

Nice tie.

[–]RIDES_KARMA_TRAIN 0 points1 point ago

ALLL ABOARD!!

[–]riversfan17 0 points1 point ago

Andy? Andy Samberg? Is that you??

[–]JlyGrnGiant 0 points1 point ago

Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us.

[–]notanothercirclejerk -1 points0 points ago

This is like a stock image of the internet. Go away.

[–]walrus_breath -1 points0 points ago

Damn. You are one hot man. I'd like to give you a high five, if you know what I mean.

[–]jiffy24 -4 points-3 points ago

Happy cake day. Enjoy my UP vote! Your an ass N8v

[–]pbb2kool -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]JBEHAR11 -1 points0 points ago

WHOOOO WHOOOOO

[–]sternje -2 points-1 points ago

That cat looks huge! Is that a cat or a serval?

[–]PerfectUgly -3 points-2 points ago

Is the Karma Train before or after the 'I just got my hand mauled off' Plane? Anyone?

[–]brussels4breakfast -4 points-3 points ago

Isn't this the same guy that gets a hug from a tiger?

[–]cleverkid -4 points-3 points ago

With a re-post? GETTHAFUCKOUTTAHERE.

( happy cake day though )

[–]tweedledee3inatree -4 points-3 points ago

I'm not even sure why I upvoted, i just..felt like...it really added to the community discussion

[–]antoine_chekov -3 points-2 points ago

[–]stazy5 -5 points-4 points ago

Hi Jordan.

[–]trueplaye33 -5 points-4 points ago

Noopppeee, chuck testa