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[–]sachegrande 48 points49 points ago

I had to actually touch this one to make sure my finger lined up with his crotch.

[–]question_all_the_thi 18 points19 points ago

I used my mouse, I don't want fingerprints on my screen.

[–]maco1501 34 points35 points ago

I used my tongue

[–]Willyjwade 2 points3 points ago

I used my crotch.

[–]sulubster 2 points3 points ago

I just looked at the dot. This is the epitome of laziness. But the countdown also gave it away.

[–]Astrodogg[!] 156 points157 points ago

JOKES ON YOU, I liked it.

[–]oneroastedchicken 63 points64 points ago

During the countdown I kept saying "Please be boobies, please be boobies, please be boobies," but it was even better

[–]Ueichen 86 points87 points ago

because Robert Downey Jr.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

I liked it because Robert liked it. Oh what a smirk to compliment your boldness

[–]Putyourragefaceon 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who actually "felt" something? My thumb feels so violated.

[–]Thisisnotstupid 36 points37 points ago

I ain't even mad

[–]Rebbawskaced 73 points74 points ago

I didn't hold my finger there...until I saw it and it started over. Much better. :3

[–]Alvari1337 7 points8 points ago*

Im happy to see i wasnt the only one ^

[–]OpenNewTab 37 points38 points ago

ಠ_ಠ His smile was so perfectly timed to my reaction...

[–]401vs401 11 points12 points ago

Touching the screen with my finger on an iPad makes the gif stop loading.

/firstworldproblems

[–]_GORDONN_ 50 points51 points ago

Stark contrast to the other one

[–]Energiez 23 points24 points ago

Your puns are iron-clad.

[–]Wikkd1 19 points20 points ago

I truly Marvel at the pun threads I find on here.

[–]Energiez 17 points18 points ago

Sometimes I can hard Lee, Stan them.

[–]jazman71092 6 points7 points ago

I don't like the Rhode we're going down...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Reddit has turned into a pun Machine. I expect all out War to begin soon

[–]CarSalesman 10 points11 points ago

It's even worse when I was already sticking my tongue out.

[–]farswo0d 9 points10 points ago

you made me quite happy

[–]beachjustice 7 points8 points ago

I expected something scary

[–]JakJakAttacks 6 points7 points ago

Predictable. I actually expected worse. Like goatse.

[–]I_Dont_Eat 6 points7 points ago

I actually expected goatse too... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Bloody_Conspiracies 9 points10 points ago

I put my tongue on it, I wasn't disappointed.

[–]RiverBoogie 5 points6 points ago

I laughed out loud and scared my son. haha!

[–]GreatGroovyGood 21 points22 points ago

Your laughter frightens children?

[–]Stormdancer 2 points3 points ago

OK, that... was not what I expected.

Even from a Skittle.

[–]prettyraddude 3 points4 points ago

Lady boner.

[–]Taco_Kick 1 point2 points ago

I feel better, more important, alive.

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[–]WearyMorlock 1 point2 points ago

I accidentally had a sword fight.

[–]FishWash 1 point2 points ago

Do you have the one with the link cosplayer humping your finger too?

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

I keep expecting goatse, or something equally disgusting.

[–]too_many_upvotes 1 point2 points ago

Mouseover text: "Drag to resize"

[–]JimmyBananers 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AwkwardGinger 10 points11 points ago

needs more RDJ.

ftfy

[–]prophetoffun 0 points1 point ago

I really hate this, it's an obvious copy of ze franks "optical illusions" video.

[–]yoursoulwasdelicious 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHA I lol'd. Thank you.

[–]shadyfalcon 0 points1 point ago

Viewing the gif on the front page with RES....tool tip... my god

[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

I always fall for this....

[–]alliha 0 points1 point ago

That guy licking my finger is so much better.

[–]destructobot64 0 points1 point ago

I'm okay with this.

[–]margoslaby 0 points1 point ago

Held finger, New image pokes up, "Ewwwww"

[–]margoslaby 0 points1 point ago

It didn't help that I used my middle finger...

[–]alfalfa1985 0 points1 point ago

I was touching the arrow so it did't work. I decided to do it right the next time. It was worth it.

[–]Always_Almost 0 points1 point ago

I need an adult?

[–]Instant573 0 points1 point ago

Everything my cursor touches feels dirty...

[–]CupcakesAreTasty 0 points1 point ago

Any gif w/ RDJ is the best gif ever.

[–]goodoldaze 0 points1 point ago

I... I trusted you...

[–]aco620 0 points1 point ago

How can this be a fix if it's just your opinion? You didn't really "fix" the previous post with the "correct" gif. You just presented your opinion of an alternative, something that really should have been posted in the comment section of the original post.

[–]TinyTeddy93 0 points1 point ago

yes, yes it is :)

[–]Subcidal 0 points1 point ago

I don't think you understand the definition of 'my' OP...

You can't fix somebody else's favorite gif, Enough with the fucking fixed posts.

[–]Carditis 5 points6 points ago

Hey man, it's alright. Just makin' posts on this here webbernets-board.

Allow yourself to be at peace, and downvote your anger away.

[–]Prinnydood333 1 point2 points ago

This one's better. MOAR CROTCH-TOUCHING GIFS PLZ!

[–]teslasmash 0 points1 point ago

Inexplicably wiping off my finger now...

[–]Jennyd242 -1 points0 points ago

I swear Robert Downey Jr was following me the other day, either that or a guy who looks just like him.

[–]Litheon1 -1 points0 points ago

Who the fuck would put their fingers on their monitor? MONSTERS I TELL YOU!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

More marketing on Reddit.

[–]RoboticBear -3 points-2 points ago

i feel violated....