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[–]ThatPRGuy 22 points23 points ago

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Who still counts?

[–]RGT42 7 points8 points ago

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Kevin

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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Ever gone to work hungover? You count everything, twice.

[–]NoojNoj 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone who works a register.

[–]MisterFlibble 31 points32 points ago

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Yeah, but with 42.

[–]holyerthanthou 7 points8 points ago

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Such an amazin number, did you know that's Mulders apartment number in x-files?

[–]jdgrafton -4 points-3 points ago

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Or the meaning of life in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 5 points6 points ago

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I believe you mean The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

[–]jdgrafton -1 points0 points ago

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Close enough. I haven't read the books since middle school.

[–]kichimi -2 points-1 points ago

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That was the joke.

[–]jdgrafton 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, my autistic brother got onto my computer. I need a lock for my bedroom...

[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

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Lies, LIES!!!

[–]jdgrafton -1 points0 points ago

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I'd show you pictures, but I don't have a webcam. I'd show you the medical records, but (if I recall,) it's illegal.

[–]PerfectUgly 1 point2 points ago

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And we all know that's the answer to the big question.

[–]Kahnza 7 points8 points ago

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Makes me think of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. "Sixty nine, dudes!"

[–]monom90 4 points5 points ago

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Good call!

[–]larkable 0 points1 point ago

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This is most triumphant!

[–]Eddie_The_Brewer 4 points5 points ago

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Excellent!

[–]BetterThanOP[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I heard there's a new Bill and Ted in the making! Same guys

[–]lawlshane 31 points32 points ago

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No I don't

[–]Beatle_Matt 15 points16 points ago

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How about we stop with all theses "admit it - you do it too" posts.

Fuck you, you don't know me. I'd say most people don't do this.

[–]Strindberg 4 points5 points ago

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Admit it, we all hate these post.

[–]Beatle_Matt 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not falling for that one!

[–]BetterThanOP[S] 0 points1 point ago

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you know what that's a good point these are annoying, I'm actually never gonna make one again. I'm not being sarcastic either

[–]Beatle_Matt 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry - I've seen a ton of these posts lately and was in a weak moment and lashed out - wasn't meant to be directed at you just the threads in general! :)

[–]geoponos 2 points3 points ago

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I did when I worked as a stripper a waitress...

[–]MisterFlibble 2 points3 points ago

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I like all the hipster comments already.

"Psh, you still count?" /smug

[–]revrend_ 15 points16 points ago

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This is the 5th fucking post today that tells me to not lie for doing a specific thing which I don't do.

1st, get a better title or have an "original" one. 2nd, stop re-posting this pic over and over. 3rd, the generalized YOU is a bit illogical. 4th, you're a twat.

[–]bceagles39 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you so much for this comment. I agree completely.

Admit it!! You can't come up with an original title! Admit it!!!

[–]BetterThanOP[S] 0 points1 point ago

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well then it suits the picture perfectly, it's not exactly an original joke.. it's the number 69..

[–]LuridTeaParty 0 points1 point ago

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I know a number of people who have conversations where they bandwagon each other with all variations of "you have to admit, etc etc" or "you can't NOT like etc etc" or dead-horse schtick of commenting on everything like soundbite internet comments.

Fuck you, I'm not a unique snowflake but piss off with boxing everyone around you in with your stupid thoughts or interests. Fuck.

These same people all have something equally story telling about themselves or someone else, something they're known for apparently. "You know what happens when I/they etc etc"

Its a fucking circlejerk.

[–]BetterThanOP[S] 0 points1 point ago

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you really just call someone you know nothing about a twat because of what they titled their post? I'm truly sorry for whatever happened to you as a child..

[–]dschneider -2 points-1 points ago

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1st, a lot of people do it, and it's also just an attempt at being funny. 2nd, stop bitching about something you don't find funny and just keep scrolling. 3rd, something something. 4th, you're a pretentious douche.

[–]revrend_ -4 points-3 points ago

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3rd is illogical, and pretentious? that's a big boy word, congrats.

[–]dschneider 3 points4 points ago

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I wasn't addressing your points, just using your format.

But seriously, why should the OP cater to YOUR whims? It's clearly getting upvotes, so plenty of Redditors enjoy this picture and the title. You can just downvote it and keep scrolling, but instead, you chose to come in here and call the OP names and act like you're better than him/her. Protip: You're not.

[–]revrend_ -2 points-1 points ago

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Protip: I never said I was better than OP

[–]BetterThanOP[S] 0 points1 point ago

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lmao so your argument against being pretentious is "that's a big boy word, congrats." didn't think that one through eh....

[–]Chrono68 0 points1 point ago

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why u mad bro?

[–]obeyingruru 1 point2 points ago*

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I don't, but I do go "....forty-eight, forty-niiiiiiiiine....Fifty."

[–]kbilancini29 1 point2 points ago

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sorry im not 11 anymore so no i dont.

[–]regigigo 1 point2 points ago

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i dont get it

[–]CrackisWin 1 point2 points ago

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Man. I've never accused a repost in my reddit history, but this sir, this has been reposted so much I saw if back as a lurker 2 years ago.

[–]bacon_cake 1 point2 points ago

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"Admit it/don't lie" is reddit's "That moment when".

[–]Kilojojo 1 point2 points ago

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88

[–]SailingSeasofRum 0 points1 point ago

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Sexy. To me the number 69 looks more like two guys doing it. I think the preferred number should be 68. Though I suppose the real reason this number is popular is because of relative invertedness rather than a pictographic description of the act.

[–]Kilojojo 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, quite.

[–]solitaryman098 1 point2 points ago

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No, because I'm not 12 years old any more.

[–]litkedeep 0 points1 point ago

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No, I don't do this. I don't think I have counted anything like that since I was 4 or 5...

[–]Eddie_The_Brewer 1 point2 points ago

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You started drinking young.

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[–]Dobbydoo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]benc1213 2 points3 points ago

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I can count to potato.

[–]ToxeCryz 0 points1 point ago

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If only Valve could count to 3...

[–]monom90 0 points1 point ago

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It's Kevin's favorite number!

[–]RGT42 0 points1 point ago

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In my high school they would read what busses were going to be late everyday just before the bell would ring. And whenever they would say bus 69 was going to be late (which it was all the time) they would say "Bus six nine". which was way worse. Morons.

[–]notanotherpyr0 0 points1 point ago

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Port 69/UDP: Trivial File Transfer Protocol(TFTP). Touch Face To Privates.

[–]MuteMessenger 0 points1 point ago

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No I don't do 69. When the woman I am performing cunnilingus on is reaching her climax, I don't want my penis anywhere near her teeth.

[–]EpicSofix 0 points1 point ago

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Did you get it from here? https://www.facebook.com/SadBoy96

[–]coochiesmoocher 0 points1 point ago

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When I was in the POW camp part of combat survival training, I was Prisoner #69. It was tough to giggle about it in between torture sessions, but I still did.

[–]Bardlar 0 points1 point ago

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Allow me to direct you to /r/DAE

[–]LeLurker 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I've ever gotten the chance to count until 69 :/

[–]ChopandChange 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently he's never tried the position before. I'll take a regular blowjob please without the face sitting part.

[–]Chrono68 0 points1 point ago

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We all do. Reddit just likes to think they can't be figured out.

[–]waterdevil19 0 points1 point ago

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Repost? Sure don't.

[–]Demence 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ammuench 0 points1 point ago

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When playing racquetball with my roommate, he will intentionally lose rallies so that we can have a score of 6 to 9. Every. Time.

[–]askgranny 0 points1 point ago

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669th upvote ;)

[–]blooshamoo 0 points1 point ago

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I used to work in a bingo hall and I smirked everytime the number came up, as did many of the old ladies playing.

[–]MackLuster77 0 points1 point ago

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I've never really found it funny, but when you put an 'O' in front of it, it sounds like a discovery.

[–]XenoX101 0 points1 point ago

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I used to always do this, then I turned 12.

[–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I sometimes get stuck for like half a second when switching between tens.

You know, 39-40. 49-50.

Which is what I thought this was originally about...

But seriously, snickering over 69?

[–]uncooperativecheese 0 points1 point ago

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I work in a lab where we are assigned numbered notebooks.. mine is 69. I chuckle every time I look down at my desk.

[–]Airazz -1 points0 points ago

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WTF OP, you found this on SadBoy96 page. Explain yourself.

[–]BetterThanOP[S] 0 points1 point ago

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ahaha didn't even know that, was just on my newsfeed from a girl sharing it. Also, how did you know I wasn't just a 15 year old girl who's sInGlE && luvinn it

[–]Brillians -2 points-1 points ago

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I usually count with bigger numbers and am doing a math equation in my head.

[–]officialchocolateman -2 points-1 points ago

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The locker number that I use at the gym is 69 for that same reason.