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[–]jpdehart 36 points37 points ago

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Looked intentional to me, Dolphins are assholes

[–]sausagemancer 12 points13 points ago

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So we are agreed that he did it on....... Porpoise?

[–]fazzah 3 points4 points ago

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"Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something."

-- Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

[–]Whenthenighthascome 1 point2 points ago

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Are they attacking each other or just playing around?

[–]WhatTheFlux1 0 points1 point ago

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Two dolphins died like this at Sea World once :( Slammed into each other. It wasn't intentional then. They probably just make mistakes like all other species do.

[–]CaptainBeluga 5 points6 points ago

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BOOP.

[–]Mcleod21 3 points4 points ago

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Shoryuken!!

[–]ohmyword 0 points1 point ago

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get out of my HEAD!

[–]I_DONT_LIKE_REPOSTS 17 points18 points ago

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I DON'T LIKE THIS.

[–]Kilojojo 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed friend.

[–]zombiezelda 4 points5 points ago

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Still funny

[–]jtmoney175 11 points12 points ago

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Fuckin' reposts.

[–]Harreboi 3 points4 points ago

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its kinda sad because I saw another guy post this a few weeks ago, he got 7 upvotes or so and people complained about it being a repost. now this again with 200 upvotes more.ಠ_ಠ

[–]777TheOneAndOnly777 8 points9 points ago

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Original post is titled "Boop". It's in my favorites. This deserves a Downvote.

[–]chucKing 2 points3 points ago

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Boop is a 1000x better title... also downvoted.

[–]BirdyEdwards 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, actually seemed pretty graceful for two dolphins colliding mid jump

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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Because every Redditor has seen every link ever posted on Reddit.

[–]Elbmirtneb 9 points10 points ago

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I've seen this entertaining thing before~ now I never want to see this again!

[–]DaedricGuy 1 point2 points ago

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I can never tell if it's acceptable to say "repost". I usually get down voted for saying it, so I applaud your bravery.

[–]ableman 7 points8 points ago

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It's never acceptable. Just downvote. Think about it like this, are you adding anything to the discussion? or the humor? or anything? All you're doing is making people who aren't aware it's a repost because it's their first time seeing it, aware of it. In which case they will, invariably, respond with "It's new to me."

[–]Syn7axError -1 points0 points ago

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It COULD add to it, as long as that it's all it says.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It used to be in the reddiquette: 'Please do not...complain about reposts'

[–]Notahipster_ 2 points3 points ago

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sobrave

[–]BreakfastBurrito 0 points1 point ago

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But...he keeps...doing it....WHERE DOES IT LOOP I'M STUCK OH GOD HELP

[–]bluequail 0 points1 point ago

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Boop!

[–]J3ff009 0 points1 point ago

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God damn it Mike what the hell was that

[–]worzrgk 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of The Dolphin Murders.

[–]tothesource 0 points1 point ago

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"Damn it Jerry!"

[–]Mrbananpants64 0 points1 point ago

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SHORYUKEN!

[–]Nico777 0 points1 point ago

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Dolphail.

[–]Cptn_Hook 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Bob, hey Bob, hey Bob, hey Bob.

Fuck you, Bob!

[–]Yuppers16 0 points1 point ago

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It was a love tap...

A LOVE TAP I TELL YOU!

[–]PENDRAGON23 0 points1 point ago

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*BOOP!*

[–]IDWALLI 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed my ass off to this!

[–]Adultery 0 points1 point ago

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i've seen this gif with over 200 upvotes every day this week

[–]mrivera1017 -2 points-1 points ago

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"Isn't there anything NEW anymore?!?!?"

[–]Pheeshy 0 points1 point ago

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There is, it's a tab on the front page called "New".

[–]JadedMasquerade 1 point2 points ago

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And it's full of resposts.

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[–]GrandMoffJed 7 points8 points ago

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I think you're about 3 links off.

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[–]GrandMoffJed 1 point2 points ago

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Great! Now I want a vicoden!

[–]cartoonistgirl -1 points0 points ago

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upvote for being brave enough to post this.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I know lots of comments are are pointing out "Repost" and kind of on that note (not to be that "REPOST" guy) just wanted to point out when I originally saw this the title was simply "Boop" and I thought that was funnier. Carry on everyone.

Edit: fixed my parentheses placement.

[–]Callmecity -2 points-1 points ago

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Stop this unoriginal faggotry right now!

[–]iamwutiam 0 points1 point ago

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BOOP

[–]andrey_shipilov -2 points-1 points ago

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You've installed a 14k modem today, haven't you.

[–]lol_you_are_gay -2 points-1 points ago

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Very funny guys. That dolphin actually died after that.

[–]clickwir -2 points-1 points ago

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Always a repost.

[–]bluevanman -2 points-1 points ago

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It's a mother fuckin repost!