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[–]ForkSpoonLavaGator 2 points3 points ago

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Even so, I'll still be yelling "Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!" At least until they throw me out of church.

[–]Frankthebaldguy 0 points1 point ago

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I wish you a very Happy Zombie Jesus Day.

[–]netraven5000 2 points3 points ago

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Well then I think you found another Redditor friend because I'm almost positive this is a repost.

[–]That1neGinger[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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maybe so but hi welcome to reddit

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what subreddits you hang around - usually this is discouraged. Yeah, it happens, but if it happens in less than, say, a few days, then people make noise about it. Especially if it's something as old as this.

[–]Thenre 2 points3 points ago

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Good. They are worth more xp than zombies. Better loot too.

[–]That1neGinger[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You find the Necronomicon and 430 Platinum pieces

[–]ChurdFurts 1 point2 points ago

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Found this on the front page yesterday.

[–]txtbookpisces 0 points1 point ago

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Of COURSE!

[–]Aviantus00 0 points1 point ago

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Now it all makes sense

[–]LinkRazr 0 points1 point ago

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So to end all this turmoil across the planet, all we have to do is destroy his phylactery?

[–]Frankthebaldguy 0 points1 point ago

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Aahh, that is the "missing term" for which I've been looking.