All you haters suck my balls.

phour10n3 · 6 months

Source: bike snob nyc's blog. Over a year ago

TheRealmsOfGold · 6 months

All you haters suck my balls, doo dah, doo dah...

Tom_Bomb · 6 months

Relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSJoD3YQenE and "slightly" annoying.

theonewiththeface · 6 months

I want to know how long this guy's legs are... I mean, just to reach the peddle at it's lowest point, he'd have to have ridiculously long legs.

SteveScagbaron · 6 months

so you don't like the old-fashioned bikes, do ya?

fetchthemup · 6 months

http://i.imgur.com/OcJtP.jpg

NuclearWookie · 6 months

Is there any reason to use this sort of bike? It looks cumbersome and less efficient than a normal bike.

Hipsterhitler63 · 6 months

Present them

chromesitar · 6 months

Velocipedes for the win

thatdani · 6 months

If his bike is any indication of his balls...consult a doctor, you may have a tumor.

amolad · 6 months

Is that Cartman's ride?

reynej · 6 months

Seriously, how in the hell do you get up on that thing?

baums · 6 months

High wheeler bicycles were used because a bigger wheel meant you could apply more torque and go faster than you could with a smaller front wheel when the pedals are fixed to the axle. This was before the concept of using gears to increase the ratio of pedal rotations to tire rotations.

Jarowh · 6 months

Respect. I give more props to someone rocking this versus someone on a pogo stick. Equally useless in my mind but you rock handle bar mustaches with both.

DarthOtter · 6 months

Admit it, that bike looks like great fun.

greenirishsaint · 6 months

Why is there a clothes pin

captainclomet · 6 months

I guess that's not quite as lame as it would be without the inscription...

mcartz33 · 6 months

But sir, you're a bit high for me to do that.

alextonne · 6 months

I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.

laughingsutra · 6 months

AYHSMB - That shoulda been the title.

Kashima · 6 months

If they see you rollin', they can't read it.

RaspberryV · 6 months

and apparently this guy have one ball bigger than the other.

pixel_illustrator · 6 months

Well, admittedly, he has put them at the optimal height for such a thing.

Gramma42ton · 6 months

Yes, and 5 minutes later, a chap came along with a pair of pliers and severed every 2nd spoke while his bud was waiting to film the owner falling flat on his ass when the wheel collapses, so that he can upload it on youtube

mastapuby · 6 months

Is that a safety pin as his bike lock?

psyphen · 6 months

I wouldn't want my haters sucking my dick.

fandsfish · 6 months

Photo-shopped on a mac.

metalguitar103 · 6 months

How can you HAVE balls left after riding that thing? I mean... it looks like it would smash them into a fine past... straddling that thing would hurt.

...unless the rider has BALLS OF STEEL

BadenSac · 6 months

I have a feeling he would get angry if a stranger actually came up to him, pulled down his pants and began sucking on his balls. Why would he write that?

mattloch666 · 6 months

At least his balls will be at head level.

Esk1m0 · 6 months

I need one of those..!

shitterplug · 6 months

My neighbor has one of these things, It's a death trap. He's fallen more times than I could even count. I watched him take a header just trying to ride over a little crack on the sidewalk.

prettyraddude · 6 months

Two times.

TheRangDipkins · 6 months

Haters are going to hate...

enntwo · 6 months

If you're hating and you know it, suck my balls. clap clap

Buju3000 · 6 months

Shouldnt that be outside the apple store....

conspiracy_thug · 6 months

i bet the other side says: "ALL YOU HIPSTERS LINE UP TO FUCK MY ASS"

SwollenOstrich · 6 months

Punchline. Title.

handofgawd · 6 months

are your balls also different in size as pictured?

PurpleSfinx · 6 months

In before overuse of word 'hipster'.

random314 · 6 months

I hope he falls over that bike in the middle of a busy intersection on top of a taxi cab in NYC.

Because that's what happened to me the first time I used cleats. I know first hand how horrible it was and I hope it happens to him too.

SpringInJapan · 6 months

Say what you want about being hipster, but riding one of those things looks fun as hell.

buttbutts · 6 months

I said a hip hop the hibbie the hibbie to the hip hip hop a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the what a fucking hipster.

Bkoelle · 6 months

and just take is wheels off, since he locked it up to the frame.

DoesntReallyMeanIt · 6 months

I did. It was worth it.

SpiffySmitty · 6 months

Penny farthings ftw.

EvilTucker · 6 months

I find this rather fitting http://imgur.com/bW1Gb

ephemerality · 6 months

They're really small. You've probably never seen them.

ajm86 · 6 months

PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Lunatic721 · 6 months

It's funny because it's fake.

DonaldsPizzaHaven · 6 months

this guy must enjoy having his shit destroyed by strangers

divineroseinc · 6 months

Quick! Stick something in that hipster's spokes before he gets away.

21000 · 6 months

Last night I saw my hipster friend driving some silly women bike..I said "cool bike" just to be nice..he said: "Oh my bike from 1950's is on repair so I need to use my moms" .. true story.

Qwertstormer · 6 months

The first thing that came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6N4vQ6m360

revrend_ · 6 months

...while 2 muscular men DP my asshole for having this bike.

JCelsius · 6 months

We're planning the wedding right now, and I plan on riding a penny farthing down the aisle to the Flash Gordon battle theme, wearing a top hat and smoking a pipe. We're also getting the officiator to read from the Lord of the Rings.

One ring to rule them all.

reaverdude · 6 months

dorekk · 6 months

The funny thing is, yeah, this is fake, obviously. But that is copied from a real fixie that made the rounds on bike blogs, with the same neon green sidewall that said "ALL YOU HATERS SUCK MY BALLS." And fixies are inconvenient, stupid bikes for assholes, just like a velocipede!

OhSoMexicellent · 6 months

I love that "if you don't like it, you must be a hater" attitude.

redeyejedi15 · 6 months

hipster level: one million....

alkali_feldspar · 6 months

But hipsters don't have balls....

Ziggybaby · 6 months

This picture says "please, somebody, I really just need a hug."

whconner4 · 6 months

Me thinks the owner of this device would be better off in many ways after a right and proper thrashing.

pakattak · 6 months

I hate people who ride silly bikes. It's not convinient, and you look like an idiot.

HowtoKarma · 6 months

Become a hipster.

JoshTay · 6 months

I would prefer to have my dick sucked, rather than my balls.

tokeyoh · 6 months

if saw someone riding that in public i would dropkick that shit over so fast.

asnof · 6 months

I smell, hipsters.

I see, hipsters, getting pushed off this lame bike.

I laugh, at hipsters getting hurt

tenfeetsouth · 6 months

hipster level 1000

the_sam_ryan · 6 months

Great... a hipster bike....

[deleted] · 6 months

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/member.php?36573-azn4mrpaul

I don't like being called a hater -- the authenticity of which is debatable -- because it's a lousy excuse that people use to ban me from most of the internets (sic)

Haters of hater are the real problem. I got banned for a year and I can't participate fully in the campaign for President Paul and that sucks.

[deleted] · 6 months

Ah... downvote. Ugly.

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