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[–]Dakrun 36 points37 points ago

Expecto Patrón!

[–]turnleftdale 10 points11 points ago

Hey cool the weekly repost of this!

[–]Dapwell 6 points7 points ago

WHY IS THERE A HASHTAG?!?

[–]postsentin 9 points10 points ago

You haven't upgraded to web 3.0?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

what the hell is hashtag? is that like a twitter or something?

[–]Todomanna 2 points3 points ago

Now I'm not up on modern phraseology, but wouldn't it be "gangsta" instead of "gangster"?

[–]E3_Lunatic 1 point2 points ago

My Immortal anyone?

[–]AWayOut 4 points5 points ago

R-R-R-R-R-REPOST!

[–]tubbstosterone -1 points0 points ago

I was so looking forward to posting this exact comment.

[–]this_sort_of_thing -3 points-2 points ago

And yet I still upvoted it. Silently trolling all you motherfuckers since... well whenever I decided to start upvoting reposts (today)

[–]FluorescentDildo 1 point2 points ago

You make me sick.

[–]this_sort_of_thing -3 points-2 points ago

Oh yeah, well I'm the only one here to admit it. This submission has 528 points. I see myself as a martyr for all things troll, standing up for tomfoolery when others prefer to cower in the darkness.

[–]partysnatcher 2 points3 points ago

A bit of tomfoolery is well and good, but this here thing right here is a shenanigan if I ever saw one.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 1 point2 points ago

You take that back!

[–]whiteout7942 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gravyness 0 points1 point ago

I kinda liked his title tho ;p

[–]emives1 0 points1 point ago

[–]gieselturkey 0 points1 point ago

Hagrid, you're a swagger hound. You hound everyone's swag.

[–]KYLLER085 0 points1 point ago

can you dig it?

[–]wra1th42 0 points1 point ago

[–]MikeOfAllPeople[!] 0 points1 point ago

This kind of looks like a Star Wars character.

[–]sirmuffinnipples 0 points1 point ago

Swagrid's cousin the hip hop artist known as Rittz... http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztm56gaXw1qlt5i0.jpg

[–]Poprawks -1 points0 points ago

If only he had a piece fashioned after Dumbledore.

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[–]devourke -4 points-3 points ago

""You're a gangster Harry!""

[–]89rovi -2 points-1 points ago

"You're a harry Gangster!"

[–]Tomania -5 points-4 points ago

I don't know why but I had to lol real had once I read swagrid.

[–]tryshapepper -3 points-2 points ago

?