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[–]Juiceworld 5 points6 points ago

I laughed a good 10 mins at this!

[–]general_no_pants 0 points1 point ago

Nice, me too.

[–]tylerfly 10 points11 points ago

Is that a boy or a girl?

[–]KevinGenoves3 7 points8 points ago

Nice try, prof. Oak.

[–]EdYOUcateRSELF 1 point2 points ago

Its clearly justin bieber, does that answer your question?

[–]Alikese 0 points1 point ago

I think it's a guy, but he has chola eyebrows.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 0 points1 point ago

It's a boy, and that's his "O" face.

[–]jFAT 2 points3 points ago

He went for the shocker.. Looks like it was a success.

[–]Dvd_Bowey 3 points4 points ago

Did anyone else read this with Morbo's voice?

[–]juggalonumber27 0 points1 point ago

i read this in Zims voice. "FILTHY HU-MAAAAN"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I read it in Picards voice.

[–]permareddit 0 points1 point ago

You made it so

[–]swissfire 1 point2 points ago

That certainly is one hell of a grip on that cat.

[–]HEETINGS_GRUMAN 1 point2 points ago

This is now my motto.

Corrected for spelling, of course.

[–]mtchen8 -1 points0 points ago

I don't get it. He's clearly holding a pus...oooooohhhhhhhhh

[–]jakimdadream -3 points-2 points ago

ooooooohhhhhh you just said he has no nipples!!! oooooohhhhhhh

[–]MustBeBored 1 point2 points ago

Ohhhhhhh he said she ain't got no nipples!!!!!