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Thought you guys would like this. (imgur.com)
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[–]PleasantlyCranky 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
First of all, Optimus Prime does not sound like John Wayne. John Wayne sounds like Optimus Prime.
Also, this image neglects to mention that Optimus Prime also has the touch, the power, and lit our darkest hour. Or even that he dares to belieeeeeeeeeeeve he can survive.
Very disappointed to see those left out.
[–]rasputine 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Also that Optimus Prime died for our sins, while Jesus died because he pissed everyone off except 12 dudes and a prostitute.
[–]my6300dollarsuit 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
i will quote the latter part of this sooner or later. Just letting you know.
[–]FoKFill 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Also, I'd rather listen to a hippy talk about peace, love and understanding than John Wayne talk about shooting bad guys :)
[–]SXHarrasmentPanda 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
What about John Wayne as a sentient mechanical organism that can transform into a truck talk about shooting bad guys?
That's a tougher one! Though I'd still rather listen to his philosophies on sentient life _^
[–]GeoffDovahkiin 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
but only if you dare, can you survive
[–]LocalMadman 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Optimus Prime also has the touch, the power, and lit our darkest hour.
That was Rodimus Prime. Just sayin'.
[–]PleasantlyCranky 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
That's in Transformers: The Animated Movie. The Return of Optimus Prime created a New Covenant in which Optimus was proven to be the one with the touch.
The relevant passage in animated scripture
Edited to add: Also, Optimus died for Rodimus' whiny, whiny sins, then rose from the dead to save his whiny, whiny self from being infected by evil.
I've never watched the show past the Movie. TIL when people talk about Optimus Prime as Robot Jesus, this is what they meant.
[–]horseymchorsehorse 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I love transformers. It's awesome.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Let's just say he's incomparable to any "saviour"
[–]reverse_cigol 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
To be fair Jesus is a pretty practical party guest.
[–]bradwasheresoyeah 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Until he throws over your poker table over mid game. Dick move Jesus, I was up $150 bucks.
[–]Flaptothejack 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
:) this is good, yes very good
[–]lost_faith 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I've now seen this post more than all the transformers movies and tv shows combined
[–]nthensome 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Prime was Resurrected 12 times?
[–]timo103 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
So... god is Optimus Prime?
[–]NordicAndIKnowIt 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That would make me happier than anyone could ever know.
[–]KeeperZA 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
"Main foe still in control of his domain" really cracked me up! XD
[–]metalmusicatheism 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
We liked it the first 20 times too.
[–]Tibetzz 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
There is absolutely no bias in this fair and equal comparison.
[–]PivotalPlatypus 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
“12 (at least)”
You have no idea how funny that was.
[–]JCofNazareth 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I had never thought of this. Thank you for opening eyes and showing me the way to salvation.
[–]leinnxx 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
This is why I'm celebrating Optimus Prime this year for easter.
[–]dactyif 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
p.s. jesus is speculated to have died at 33, but funny regardless :)
[–]randomintandem 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Yes. We've liked it many, many, many times before.
[–]HellboundAlleee 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
33, dude, 33.
[–]LikeDays -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
I loved this, 2 years ago when I first saw it on reddit
[–][deleted] -6 points-5 points-4 points 4 months ago
Evil is not out of control. God has said that he would establish a point in time where he would allow evil to begin, and he will establish a point in time where evil will end. And then he showed us, that between these two points in time, he showed us that evil can be turned into good, and the greatest example of this is the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
God can view evil in a different view than we can, because he is above time, and knows that with his unlimited power, all things will work for good to those who love him
In order to bring true love into human existance, God had to allow choice, which include the choice of rejection and disobedience by his creation. After a period of allowing mankind to choose to love Him, God promises to destroy evil.
John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Revelation 21:8
But for the fearful, and unbelieving, and abominable, and murderers, and fornicators, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, their part shall be in the lake that burneth with fire and brimstone; which is the second death.
John 14:23
Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my word: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.
[–]nomadz 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
No.
Optimus 51:2
Freedom is the right of all sentient being.
'nuff said.
[–]ConfederateDave 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Where did you get the 51:2 from
[–]mrMind 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Optimus is better then jesus since he actually do things in his world :)
geoff 13:43 hahahaha okay then thats nice
[–]bradwasheresoyeah 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
"Somebody's going to have to turn off that volcano."
Episode: The Ultimate Doom Part 2..... I live my life by that verse.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Matthew 18:2-3
And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.
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