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[–]LunchMasterFlex 18 points19 points ago

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Go with Jesus, brah.

[–]cumfarts 5 points6 points ago

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you want a cigarette brah?

[–]LunchMasterFlex -1 points0 points ago

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I feel like you would like this website NSFW

This type of thing doesn't turn me on, but I'm from the meatspin age.

[–]DontTagMeBro 1 point2 points ago

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I try to go with Jesus, Allah and those mormon guys repushing Jesus.

[–]stockmasterflex 1 point2 points ago

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Dude i dont know who u are, but i feel like we're connected somehow...

[–]LunchMasterFlex 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yesh, my half brother, stockmasterflex. We are both the bastard offspring of mediocre DJ, Funk Master Flex.

[–]Special_Redditor 33 points34 points ago

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[–]RedSquaree 1 point2 points ago

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Again

title comnts points age /r/
Dog the Bounty Hunter 169coms 1077pts 6mos funny

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[–]bjams 11 points12 points ago

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Not if you use Reddit Enhancement Suite.

If you use Reddit Enhancement Suite it just shows you the image without leaving this page.

[–]Tasty123 1 point2 points ago

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I use RES but it doesn't do that for me, is it because i don't use a pc or because of my internet browser or something?

[–]bjams 3 points4 points ago

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You don't have a button beside links that's a box with a camera inside it? Cause that should open them up for you. Or, if you want to be even lazier, here is this Firefox add on that will just pop it up when you mouse over. Saves you a whole mouse click! And it works for other sites besides Reddit.

[–]DinoThrasher 3 points4 points ago

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And here's the Chrome add on.

This may be the single greatest extension I've ever downloaded for a browser. Especially for browsing reddit.

[–]ttblue 0 points1 point ago

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Only problem is that there are no more purple links.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It's almost as if 4chan is actually better.

[–]SweetNeo85 -2 points-1 points ago

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...no... it really isn't.

[–]cosmicabacus 9 points10 points ago

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god the repost hunter.

[–]wOlfLisK 8 points9 points ago

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Dog the Plenty hunter

Sadly FTFY.

[–]orangeslash 6 points7 points ago

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....I don't get it.

[–]Venerac 12 points13 points ago

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wOlfLisK is saying that the brand of the paper towel that the dog is tearing up is actually Plenty, not Bounty. He wasn't very enthusiastic to make the correction cause then the joke OP made wouldn't make sense anymore.

[–]wOlfLisK 2 points3 points ago

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Bounty changed their name to Plenty a while back. At least, they did in the UK.

[–]orangeslash 5 points6 points ago

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Ahhhh... Makes sense.

Still Bounty over here in the US.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bounty is a pretty strange name if you think about it. It's a brand that's been around for decades, so you don't really notice it. I realize the word has more than one meaning, but the most common, by far, would be a reward for capturing or killing someone.

[–]PrincessKeona 1 point2 points ago

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I want to take that cute fuzzy thing and rub it all over my face and kiss it!

[–]Chingondchingones 1 point2 points ago

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Dogs mullet is fucking sexy bra

[–]bluewhat 1 point2 points ago

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Picture with dog, upvote. Next.

[–]rsyoo 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I was looking at a tiny puppy sitting on a roll of toilet paper. I like the idea of micro pup, so I will continue to deceive myself.

[–]splintersmaster 1 point2 points ago

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Why is that ferbie on my tp

[–]midnitewarrior 1 point2 points ago

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The quicker convict picker upper, brah!

[–]afcagroo 1 point2 points ago

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I apparently live with Dog the Angel Soft hunter.

[–]caturdaze 1 point2 points ago

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OMG the CUTE.

Does anyone know what breed of dog this might be?

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

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OMG the CUTE.  
Does anyone know what breed 
of dog this might be?

[–]rothgar24 0 points1 point ago

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My guess is Havanese.

[–]FoxyGrampa 1 point2 points ago

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HELLO THIS IS DOG.

[–]brevityis 2 points3 points ago

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It frightens me that I saw this on Facebook first.

[–]kalei50 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh darn it's already been on facebook? Oh who cares I'm gonna post it on mine anyway.

[–]formerteenager[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck yeah, I made this image 6 months ago.

[–]chimchim64 1 point2 points ago

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Mmm... tastes a little brawny.

[–]ReadShift 1 point2 points ago

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Now if only there were a warrant out for my arrest.

[–]Special_Redditor 3 points4 points ago

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Your best bet would be to spill some milk.

[–]Septik_aydz 1 point2 points ago

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Hey BRA, Jesus loves ya Bra, you can change your toliet paper to wet wipes Bra... I know you can do it with Jesus Bra... OH SHIT he's runnin, bleep BRA! bleep BRA!

[–]mirthful_jape 0 points1 point ago

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You sure that's not brah-ny?

[–]rnewberry 0 points1 point ago

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Haha nice

[–]noagendaproducer 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad my cat grew out of that phase.

[–]borkedhelix 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God. Dog the Bounty hunter. I don't know how many times I've seen this picture, but didn't catch the pun. *facepalm*

[–]beq451991 0 points1 point ago

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The sad part is this dog is more intimidating than the actual Dog the Bounty Hunter is.

[–]ThePiggle 0 points1 point ago

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That kitchen tissue is called Plenty now...

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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Well played.

[–]Davey_Hogan 0 points1 point ago

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can I punt your dog?

[–]BitterSonOfAbraham 0 points1 point ago

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I want that to be a small dog on very large toilet paper but I suspect that I am going to be disappointed.

[–]cheesefaceman1 0 points1 point ago

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Hello? Yes, this is dog.

[–]Guy37 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]RagingAgainst 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I always see reposts going to the front page, but when I repost I get downed straight to hell? Is it because I'm black?

[–]hodgepodgejunk 0 points1 point ago

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Wants to downvote for stupid title.. wants to upvote cause I'm hungry and that dog is toooo cuuuuuttttttte.

[–]josawalk 0 points1 point ago

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i see what you did there. That is why I'm the quicker pun picker upper

[–]SixxSixxSixxthDemon 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wanted to this but never had a dog...

[–]lizardkings 0 points1 point ago

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Clever= An Upvote for you!

[–]gracieuhoh 0 points1 point ago

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Drunk. Upvote EVERYTHING!!!!!

[–]Pixel_Hound 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, I see what you did there

[–]JaySwell 0 points1 point ago

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dat pun

[–]Scoffing 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I see you took "Dog the bounty hunter" and replaced his photo of an actual dog. Clever.

[–]clazberri 0 points1 point ago

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so cute

[–]nicedon01 0 points1 point ago

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repost. have a downvote

[–]formerteenager[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Suck it.

[–]mrpeach32 -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 13 points14 points ago

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Photobucket? Jesus...

[–]mrpeach32 -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't judge me! Also, don't judge Buxxx361, whoever that is.

[–]Shadax 0 points1 point ago

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What was the picture anyway? Won't load where I'm at...

[–]commodore_kierkepwn 0 points1 point ago

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Celebrity deathmatch ref

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ride686 1 point2 points ago

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[–]brningpyre -1 points0 points ago

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Use /r/awww instead.

[–]pjpjr6 -2 points-1 points ago

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Why?

[–]IYKWIM_AITYD 0 points1 point ago

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It's the quicker picker-upper.

[–]brningpyre -2 points-1 points ago

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Because that's what it's for?

[–]pjpjr6 -1 points0 points ago

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But this picture is funny? Why not /r/funny?

[–]esotericsean 2 points3 points ago

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Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Liktwo -1 points0 points ago

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this made me literally laugh out loudly! thank you!

[–]goodguydan -1 points0 points ago

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Looks slightly more intimidating than the real thing.

[–]boojieboy -2 points-1 points ago

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I'll bet he does that ALOT

[–]FahmuhA -2 points-1 points ago

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I totally see what you did there.

[–]stonedchao -1 points0 points ago

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are you a bounty employee plugging bounty?

[–]formerteenager[S] 0 points1 point ago

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No, I work at a brewery.

[–]Not_a_real_worm -1 points0 points ago

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Brilliant. Dog the Bounty Hunter should totally use "the quicker picker upper" as a tag line for their show.

[–]grec530 -1 points0 points ago

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yea, but does he bark at black people?

[–]Snorlax_is_on_fire -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, this is dog

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Product placement on Reddit is out of control

[–]jdog667jkt 0 points1 point ago

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How is this product placement? For Bounty, the paper towels?

If that's what you think is going on in this picture then you must have a severely jaded view of everything we see in our daily lives.

[–]pasmeme -1 points0 points ago

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oooooomg I want to kick it!

[–]macmosher -5 points-4 points ago

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I wish this was funny

[–]stalolin -3 points-2 points ago

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I upvote this every time I see it reposted and I only mildly hate myself for it.

[–]danri -2 points-1 points ago

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Now isn't that some shit?

[–]Mecklz -2 points-1 points ago

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This is a fake dog. It's obviously a toy that they wet the tongue of to make the appearence of a dog licking it's upper lip.

[–]Simulacrumb -2 points-1 points ago

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Apparently, Bounty is tasty.

Incidentally, I believe the Koch Brothers own Bounty.

[–]I_From_Yugoslav -2 points-1 points ago

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The dog doesn't look racist...

[–]NickelPickler -2 points-1 points ago

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HE'S THE DAWG; THE BIG BAD DAWWWAWWG.

[–]loaft -3 points-2 points ago

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not bad

[–]boojieboy -4 points-3 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/IuKWd.jpg

Be Gentle, first timer.

[–]h1lleard -3 points-2 points ago

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It's not called bounty anymore..... Just saying

[–]jennrenn 0 points1 point ago

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It's called still Bounty in the U.S.

[–]onlyforaminute 0 points1 point ago

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Is in florida