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[–]I_DONT_LIKE_REPOSTS 17 points18 points ago

I DON'T LIKE THIS.

[–]thepseudonym12344 12 points13 points ago

well there goes my good nights sleep

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

it's just the gman making a silly face, calm down.

[–]dagoff 1 point2 points ago

And here I thought Pee Wee Herman had made a comeback...

[–]LNz 8 points9 points ago

There's just something extremely unsettling about this.

[–]recycleyourkids 0 points1 point ago

"something"

[–]NeonTrigger 5 points6 points ago

That tongue...

[–]kobello 10 points11 points ago

wwhats this from?

[–]just_defy 1 point2 points ago

Looks like somebody has a life...

[–]41B47R055 5 points6 points ago

whereas the rest of us only have half a life

[–]mozaa 1 point2 points ago

Garry's Mod

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

I think it's some Half Life shit

[–]Smallfry310 3 points4 points ago

No, it's cool, I didn't need to sleep tonight.

[–]DarkWorks 3 points4 points ago

Fucking hilarious, every fuckin loop

[–]Birdygirl 4 points5 points ago

Yup. Here I am, viewing Reddit from my phone and laying in bed for sleep. Looks like no sleep for me.

[–]OneWarning13 2 points3 points ago

Same here. Damn you, OP O_O

[–]GGswag13 5 points6 points ago

Soon.

[–]Whybother553 2 points3 points ago

I expected slenderman...

[–]TheMintness 1 point2 points ago

How do you know that wasn't?

[–]crzymnky32 1 point2 points ago

slenderman has no face

[–]TheMintness 1 point2 points ago

How do you know?

[–]crzymnky32 2 points3 points ago

I AM SLENDERMAN, AND YOU ARE NEXT!

[–]TheMintness 2 points3 points ago

BRING IT BITCH I GOT A MOTHERFUCKIN LION

[–]crzymnky32 0 points1 point ago

as previously indicated i am slender man a supernatural being. just try and kill me i dare you.

[–]fetchingTurtle 2 points3 points ago

The G-man!!!

[–]T_man 2 points3 points ago

that is fucking terrifying

[–]FishPilot 2 points3 points ago

My literal reaction:

"Jesus Christ!! This is my nightmare..."

[–]KING_COCKASAURUS 1 point2 points ago

yeah just like when Hitler steals my nutella.

[–]Kiwiteepee 1 point2 points ago

Gives the best fellatio, I hear.

[–]Electri 0 points1 point ago

I almost never laugh out loud when alone. This made me chuckle.

[–]HowDoYouDo87 0 points1 point ago

I already had a nightmare during my nap earlier that I lost my favorite pet. And now I have something to look forward to for later tonight.

[–]R3birth13 0 points1 point ago

Omg I died

[–]Sometimes_A_Wizard 0 points1 point ago

[–]PseudoFanboy 0 points1 point ago

and then PseudoFanboy was insomnia

[–]camostorm 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm not sleeping tonight.

[–]Fishes_101 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ