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[–]HavanAle 21 points22 points ago

WATCH OUT! JESUS MIGHT SLIME YOU!

[–]jerbear1978 17 points18 points ago

He's staring at me, Ray.

[–]I_dont_like_typing 1 point2 points ago

hes a slimey little bugger, now isn't he?

[–]SweetNeo85 2 points3 points ago

LISTEN!

 

...you smell something?

[–]Fixer43 20 points21 points ago

I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO HOAX

[–]Spider_Bacon 0 points1 point ago

And with that comment, I leave the internet today, because I will not read anything more hysterical.

[–]Burninmules[S] 17 points18 points ago*

We came. We saw. We kicked it's ASS!!!

[–]Hypersapien 4 points5 points ago

I was testing you, and you passed.

[–]STUN_Runner 3 points4 points ago

Dental plan!

[–]cinemadness 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. Kill this meme before it becomes a thing again.

[–]2gig 1 point2 points ago

Lisa needs braces.

[–]HavanAle 0 points1 point ago

DENTAL PLAN!

[–]lipidsly 13 points14 points ago

Upvote for including the 4th ghostbuster. Everyone seems to forget him

[–]Burninmules[S] 3 points4 points ago

I have a black cat named Winston, after the 4th Ghostbuster. It was either that or Lando.

[–]Feinberg 1 point2 points ago

That's messed up and funny at the same time.

[–]Spider_Bacon 0 points1 point ago

What about Mace?

[–]AgentSmith27 4 points5 points ago

WE HAVE TO CROSS THE STREAMS!

[–]I_dont_like_typing 3 points4 points ago

Two in the BOX

[–]jerbear1978 6 points7 points ago

Ready to GO

[–]I_dont_like_typing 4 points5 points ago

We be fast and they BE SLOW.

[–]Hypersapien 3 points4 points ago

Christbusters!

Someone needs to parody the whole song

[–]bamfsalad 2 points3 points ago

There's something fake and it don't look good... Who ya going to call? Christbusters!

[–]Hypersapien 1 point2 points ago

An invisible man nailed to some wood... Who ya going to call? Christbusters!

[–]I_dont_like_typing 1 point2 points ago

He-man, He-man, He-man, Awww... i thought there was gonna be He-man

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

That line was odd, since at the time that movie came out, He-man was already passe. Probably should have been Ninja Turtles.

[–]N8CCRG 2 points3 points ago

My brain totally thought those two at the bottom were high-fiving. Clearly atheists.

[–]OneSingleMonad 4 points5 points ago

Thank you for this. Just, thank you.

[–]flavoredspark 2 points3 points ago

How did you... Where did... Words escape me.

[–]PUMPKIN_IN_MY_POOPER 2 points3 points ago

This picture is stolen from Somethingawful, it was originally a submission to a Photoshop Friday.

[–]GrelodTheKind 3 points4 points ago

I always assume the people who post images didn't make them, they just appreciate them. Others don't?

[–]Burninmules[S] 1 point2 points ago

Exactly! I was simply sharing a humorous image. I never claimed ownership. I'm not too sure where I found it, actually. I have had it on my hard drive for some time. I just thought it was relevant with the upcoming holiday and all.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I wouldn't say stolen, more like repost, but fun fact: the original creator is comedy genius Mike Phirman!

[–]MrAndroidFilms 1 point2 points ago

When there's a holy ghost in your neighborhood...

[–]chuperamigo 1 point2 points ago

Nice shootin' Tex!

[–]me82009 1 point2 points ago

"ARE YOU A GOD?"

[–]Lurkosaurus_Rex 1 point2 points ago

This is simply sacrilicious.

[–]NevaWood 1 point2 points ago

I'll laugh about this for days. Thank you.

[–]yyzmonkey 0 points1 point ago

We have the tools, we have the talent!

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

you know, i wonder if they could catch a liche in one of those traps

[–]drunkpreacher 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh so hard, Brilliant!

[–]VaultAir 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what would happen if I posted this on Facebook on Easter...

[–]lyfeinredd93 0 points1 point ago

Hahahi wish you knew how many humorous posts I want to share on Facebook!...... Then I realize...

[–]NeroDeHero 0 points1 point ago

This could only be better if he got taken down screaming "Noooooo..."

[–]3digits 0 points1 point ago

never cross the streams!

[–]panthuralexander 0 points1 point ago

damn dude. you win all my internets. no joke.

[–]shazang 0 points1 point ago

I feel it's worth mentioning that this was created by comedian Mike Phirman for a Fark photo contest.

[–]downhomegroove 0 points1 point ago

I so want to post this on FB, but then I'll be found out :(

[–]Burninmules[S] 0 points1 point ago

I WILL post this on Facebook on Zombie Jesus Day.

[–]Commando_Metro 1 point2 points ago

I Lol'd. Bravo.

[–]porterwomble 0 points1 point ago

This was the cover of my art journal junior year of high school. Many lulz were had.

[–]The_Almighty_Lord 0 points1 point ago

Thou shalt not cross thy streams.

[–]Aptspire 0 points1 point ago

"Choose your damnation..."

[–]MajorKirrahe 0 points1 point ago

Everybody remember to raise zombie awareness this upcoming Sunday. This Jesus guy tried to warn people but they just ended up worshiping him so he soon left after giving his famous "zombie awareness chat on the mount." He was a man that had come before his time was ready, now let's get out there and insure safety in the case of a zombie outbreak.

[–]ThatDerpingGuy 0 points1 point ago

Are you a god?

[–]wahrendt 0 points1 point ago

All hail Zombie Jesus!

[–]iwearpurpleglasses 0 points1 point ago

My son is trying to sleep, and I can't contain my laughter.

[–]Sinrei 0 points1 point ago

65% like? Are all the xtians coming in just to dislike today!?

[–]Maverick_Pirate 0 points1 point ago

Happy eat lots of bacon on Good Friday to make up for the idiots who don't touch meat day

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point ago

Those beams are NOODLE APPENDAGES??

[–]Litvi 0 points1 point ago

Because Easter and Ascension are clearly the same thing...

[–]I_dont_like_typing -1 points0 points ago

This... is Awesome. In every way...

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

This pic isnt right because Jesus was the one casting out demons. If anything Jesus would be the one with the Ghostbusters backpack, vacuuming the the demons

[–]Burninmules[S] 1 point2 points ago

There are many things wrong with this picture. Thank you Captain Serious. Peter Venkman is a fictional character also...

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

And was originally conceived for John Belushi.

[–]Jezus_Loves_Everyone -4 points-3 points ago

FUCK YOU ALL JESEUS IS NOT A GHOST!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!